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is it possible to come out as straight after coming out as gay?
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>>37532037
Yes. But you will look like a fag all your life
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>>37532037
>is it possible to come out as straight after coming out as gay?
People will think you are such a fucking idiot that I would strongly recommend against it
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You really can't go back into the closet when you're out. If you really want to try dick either keep it a secret or tell people you're memesexual

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>ywn be a small town farm boy called away from his shitty life and family to go fight in the war
>ywn be scared with thousands of other young men and slowly bond with them as you put your life on the line every day in the trenches just to try to get the upper hand against the enemy for your great nation
>ywn be finally shot down and missed by all the people you bonded with and die happily and with peace of mind knowing you did something respectable with your life
We need another war, how do we start one?
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>>37531953
>ywn have your name on a big plaque of names of the fallen soldiers and be honored by your country for the rest of its existence
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>ywn have your guts ripped out and spill onto your boots from an enemy thousands of feet away
>ywn try to fit your insides back into your body with your bear hands
>ywn shit and piss yourself in horror and shock looking to the sky in agony crying for your mother

im okay behind my computer screen, thanks
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>ywn look down at your descendants campaigning for open borders and realise you died for nothing

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>Chad brings her into his coat when she is cold.

>you ask to split the bill on a $3 macaron because you're so fucking petty and puny
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> you get so desperate you try tasting your cum
> chad pumps gallons of spunk into her bum
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> you spank it to Internet hoes
> she licks cum off Chads toes
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>>37531941
i would never do that.

i'm single so my money just builds up since i have no real hobbies. I'm depserate to spend it on somebody.

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>what do you do, Anon?
I clean toilets and trow out trash.
>but.. don't you have a degree?
Yes. A worthless degree in arts.
>why didn't you just use your fucking head instead of wasting your time with that?
Yeah. Why didn't I!
Pretty much the most stupid thing I could ever do.
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>>37531915
Don't feel bad. You're not alone. I earned a music degree because that's what I was passionate about. But honestly, I wasn't passionate enough to want to get a job in it. I would have to teach high schoolers and I don't want that. Plus if I want to teach at university I'd have to go back for a masters and phd. Too much time and investment. I don't really care about working at all. I have a retail cuck job and I'm about to quit that soon.
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>walk into normie family house
>"got a job yet?"
>say nope as I pass them without even looking at them
>tfw I can feel their gaze piercing my back
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>>37532009
Why are we so fucking lazy

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/czech/ thread
>discuss praha
>neglect brno
>praise czech resilience to cultural enrichment
>inb4 beer
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>>37531882
I taught in Hradec Kralove about six years ago for 3 months. I loved every second of it. I thank every native for being so cool to me while I was there. Nazdravi.
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>>37531945
Glad you liked it. We Czech are usually very critical of ourselves, so hearing praise pleases us.
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>>37531945
its na zdrowie shithead

Help robots
I need your opinions
>met girl 2 years ago
>hang out daily and always talk
>she knows im in love with her
>plays along
>finally tell her and she replies "ill think about it"
>the same day she met another guy but has gf
>tells me nothing about that and i have to find out through her friends
what do? besides kms?
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>>37531870
Tell her she's a dirty whore and that you hate her.
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>>37531887
i cant,she is just too cute and perfect
it pains me that if we end up together (somehow) i will always be the backup plan
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>>37531900
Be a man and break her. She looks cute but inside she is evil and wanted to hurt you. Crush her.

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>trying to lose weight
>stop eating fast food and junk food
>no longer fantasize about girls or sex
>only day dream about food I could be eating

To robots trying to get rid of their libido, I recommend working out and removing all tasty food from your life. Food was the only pleasure in my life, now I think of it as something unattainable, the same way I saw sex. Today I nearly went insane thinking about bread sticks.
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>>37531773
You can still eat junk food, just count the calories.
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>>37531959

It's a slippery slope. I've been giving up mountain dew, and even a week dry I can only think about going up to my fridge and cracking one open. It occupies my thoughts for a good portion of the day.
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>>37531959
it's generally best not to cheat like that. it will just avalanche

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Post all vi/r/gin memes
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>talking while eating
Disgusting!
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Kek that pic is way too accurate

I don't care because I'm not a failed normie tho. I would never have it any other way
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Don't forget to post the Chad equivalents

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Do women know how easy they have it?
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No. Do you know how easy you have it? Like compared to the poorest people on Earth?

Your day to day is your baseline. Women can't know what it's like for men the same way we can't know what it's like to have to work all day clearing fields for 50 cents.
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>>37531671
yes, it's what causes the cunty smirks like in OP image and those grating voices of theirs
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>>37531671
Have what easy?

If you were not such a self absorbed selfish bottle pisser you would realize women have it pretty shit at times as well.

Human condition and all that shit.

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Have you ever thought that the drmonization of Christianity and it's dynamic is why you ended up an undisciplined,worthless faggot who browses the internet all day and maybe is good at a game or 2? I do. I think about it all the time. I think if everyone even had the delusions of hope and that a god loves them things wouldn't be so bad for them. I wish i had faith like that. Maybe i wouldnt be such a poor exscuse of a human being.
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It's not just Christianity, but traditional society in general, which Christianity played a large part of.
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>>37531669
That is why Christianity and other religions are so popular, because they give every human something that is essential to being psychologically healthy: hope and someone to believe in them, even if it is fake all that matters is that they believe it
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>>37531798
>>37531799
Why would anyone want to throw that away? It makes no sense.

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Where do you guys fall? I think I'm inching closer to Elliot.
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>>37531662
I don't even apply for that scale.
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>>37531662
im on the scale where im not a virgin but I regret it and wish I never did it
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>Finally have chance to lose virginity
>Get whiskey dick
>tfw

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I know the picture quality isn't the best but how would you judge the quality of this rock based on appearance alone?
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>>37531598
Always have a marquis test on hand to check to see if it's actual powder

finish it with a ehrlich test kit to test quality, never eyeball assume it's pure or good unless you buy it off the person who touches it first after leaf harvest which is slim to none.
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>>37531598
what brand is this? arm and hammer? looks pretty good I'd say, generally I'd say its a bad sign when it starts clumping like that, just buy a new box
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>>37531779
Marquis reagent is useless for cocaine and its adulterants. It's really only useful for opiates, amphetamines, and phenethylamines. And an ehrlich kit is only useful for testing possible tryptamines. Nigga do you even get high?

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How many times do you eat out a week?

>tfw been ordering take-way this entire week
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>>37531359
that face is fucked up, I fixed it.
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EVERY TIME I GO TO TELL THEM WHAT I WANT TO EAT THE FUCKING NORMIE BEHIND THE COUNTER LOOKS AT ME LIKE I'M A FUCKING RETARD. WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING WRONG I DON'T UNDERSTAND I'M JUST ORDERING FOOD, STOP FUCKING LOOKING AT ME. WHAT MAKES IT EVEN WORSE IS I EAT TAKE-AWAY ALL THE FUCKING TIME GOD DAMN IT, I JUST WANT TO FUCKING EAT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>37531359
All I eat are tv dinners or fast food. I eat out at least 5 times a week

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Is weed the robot drug?

>Don't even need to know people to get it because of the dark web

>Eliminates most if not all social anxiety

>Replaces painful and or embarrassing experiences with fond memories of the past

>Makes you not only take solace in your shitty life but also makes you happy whilst living it

>Enjoyment from food and music are magnified millions of times

Any reason not to be smoking or at the very least eating the stuff?


Also general stoner thread

What's r9k smoking on? Got me an eighth of agent orange. Life ain't too bad
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>>37531353
Lucky you. My dealers won't get back to me. Maybe I should try the Dark web. I'm paranoid about getting caught though. How did you do it?
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>>37531353
I'm more of a pill kinda guy desu
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>>37531442
fucking dark web meme? Just use craigslist

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So tell me anon, what is your life purpose?
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i dunno yet tbqh
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>>37531349
There is no purpose.You pretty much make up your purpose depending on what you find important.
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memefucking normies to death, apparently

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