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Basic marketing and economics that no one is likely to adequately explain to you here.

Some products are more heavily subsidized than others.

Milk is an example of an artificially cheap product. Many governments heavily subsidize dairy farmers, which is why milk is often cheaper than alternatives like soy milk or hemp milk.

Buy the cookies. Eat as many calories as you need. Save the rest for another day. It's that simple.

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>>34989997
>I meant to make a thread but I forgot. Sorry.
it's ok. I forgive you. We have this thread now.

>>34989997
How old is she?

Quit muting me robot

Fuck this self hating whore.

I like elliot and hes done some bad things but even he doesnt deserve such a horrible mother

>>34989987
Did they yell at you for taking too many tendies?

>>34989987

Yes. Taking it out on others is how humans feel good about themselves.

>>34990008
I'm a vendor. One was bitching at me about the work of another co-worker, then he turned around and calmly said hi to customers. I was like WTF was that. Seems robotic and retarded

>>34990031
Most Target managers and employees are pretty cool but I guess they're the exception

>>34989985
Get out my vuvuzela and jam

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join them


oregoanl

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Get under my blanket and tell myself that nothing can hurt me as long as I'm completely covered by.

>>34989963
Did you tell them how gay you were?

Parents are supposed to have unconditional love whilst raising an independent adult by the age of 18.

They failed, not you.

Cmon ur not the worst

>everyone was doing it so I thought it was ok
Is this the average female mindset? How pathetic

get a taste of a man's life, cunt

>>34990104
Women want to confirm so they can reap the benefits.

Yes anon, we're here for you

shadilay!

praise be to kek

>>34989915
nigga please shut the fuck up

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>>34989770
I just want to get my dick milked until it's empty, nothing gay there.

i'm /straight/
>only top
>only ever have sex with boys while they're wearing skirts and thighhigh socks
>would never suck a dick but i have licked a feminine boy's ass

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>>34989770
>How are my other heterosexual anons doing this evening?

another 100% heterosexual anon here.

I only want to wear cute dresses and skirts sometimes and there's nothing wrong with that.

You're also not a real robot if you don't enjoy the sensation of cold water splashing on your anus while you poop

you're not a real r9k memerino if you don't let a mighty war cry come forth when you poo

Anyone else like to take off their shirt while taking a particularly big shit?

>>34989742
By the defifnition itself.

>>34989742
>DUDE FAIRIES LMAO
just a reminder that millions of people take this seriously

Living is the biggest meme of them all.

Spend your time doing other stuff.

Learn to control your urges.

It's not rocket science, m8.

Chop your dick off

>>34989724
Of course you had to post the only pornstar that keeps me hooked.

An hour ago. Seriously anon look after yourself. Or have you /given up/

>>34989710
I showered alien brush my teeth daily

>>34989710
It's been about over a year since I've brushed my teeth and I don't recall the last time I had a shower

>>34989538
>How have they affected your lifestyle?

Well they control reality so...

>>34989538
MODS.

oorriiggiinnaall

I feel blessed to have such benevolent overlords

Like, in dog years? Are you a 10 year old bowwow?

OP, I find it hard to believe we have a Grand Master Wizard here.

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>>34989486
I don't believe it. Post proof

>>34989324
Kinda good but please elaboratw morw anout yours.

>>34989324
Greentext or gtfo.
Orig

One of my worst memories is going to some Japanese restaurant for my dad's birthday when I was of some single-digit age, and didn't really understand the concept of hibachi and shit. For reasons I will never understand, my parents asked *me* where we should sit. I had no idea, tried to articulate that I shouldn't be the one picking the table and shit since it wasn't my birthday and I didn't understand this strange new type of eatery, but they just keep egging me on to pick a table, so naturally I pick the cool-looking grill table. Well, my dad was getting a sushi boat, my mom got some salad or something, and I got chicken tenders or something that doesn't use the hibachi. While sitting at a hibachi table. Understandably, our food took nearly an hour to get to us, likely the restaurant staff was pissed we took that table for nothing. As we were leaving, my dad actually told me I ruined his birthday.

Is it any fucking wonder I do not want to ever talk to people, or express my opinion? And when I get pressured to express myself, I feel horrified? And inevitably fuck it up? Flaring my 'tism? I really wish I could just have fun painting models in a hole and shoot guns in a huge field until I keel over.