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only 2 more years bros. what some recommended spells to turn roasties into ash heaps?
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>>38464788
labialus inflammicus

try oculus repairo if the vr helmet isn't getting the flames right


like & subscribe pls
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>>38464788
Just destroy the earth m8.
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>>38464788
Sith lightning

But you need to have sex 100 times before 30 for dark side powers

Was your mum a roastie

Was your dad a chad

if so, how do you feel being the product of degeneracy
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Alright guys,
I'm in my hometown for summer and there's barely any girls around. I get on tinder and match with a girl like an hour away whatever. She follows my Instagram likes a couple of my pics, I message her and we have a nice conversation, and then it proceeds albeit fadingly over the next two days. So I finally give her my number and say text me if you'd like to keep talking, and then she proceeds to say "yeah sure" and sends her number over the app. Kind of weird but whatever, and I message her and she texts back immediately heyyy. Then, I asked her how her day is going and if she did anything and she takes two hours on the dot to respond. Should I just keep what dignity I have and delete her number at this point?
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>>38464721
why?

(muralles 18400)

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Aren't NEETs stealing valor from housewives?
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>>38464652
Aren't pedos stealing valor from miniature chads?

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Been fapping/edging all day, must of came 12 times and im mid 20's
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I kind of believed in the whole "working out can't fix your unattractiveness" meme until I saw this Jeff Bezos before and after pic normies keep talking about. I mean, wow, I guess its worth a chance if theres a slight possibility getting ripped can change my face that much
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>>38464638
He can look like the first pic and still get laid 20 times a day with virgins.
He is a billionaire.
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>>38464638
>working out can't fix your unattractiveness
working out can't make you from a 3 to a fucking 9 but it can make a 4 into a 6. Not only that but there are actually girls out there who are so attracted to a hard body or a generally fit dude that you would get laid with an ugly ass face anyways. ++you actually do feel better after consistent working out and eating better and this has an effect on mental health. Just going out everyday to go to the gym helps people from spiraling into "I don't do anything everyday, I am a piece of shit"
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>>38464672
yeah, so that actually makes his transformation that much more impressive. He didn't have to, but he likely did it because it made him look better and feel better about himself a

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>get on /r9k/ for the first time in the day
>not even a second passes
>see nothing but reportable /soc/shit
>report the fuck out of them yet nothing ever happens
Is this a sign that it's time to leave this shithole forever?
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>>38464624
There's nowhere else to go sadly. What this place does good is letting u talk about whatever you want with no filters. The content is shit now however.

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Are asian women good for anything other than licking male assholes?
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No, in fact, they're only good for licking WHITE male assholes.
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>>38464681
Like mayli?

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>wasted the entire day thinking about what I could do if I was productive today again
how do I stop doing this
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>>38464595

Baby steps

Develop a plan of projects you can do each day that shouldnt take anyone more than an hour.

Have realistic goals

Focus on improving yourself and making yourself more time-effective.

Develop and research tools and macros that are effective.
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>>38464688
>>>38464595 (OP) (You)
>Baby steps
>Develop a plan of projects you can do each day that shouldnt take anyone more than an hour.
>Have realistic goals
>Focus on improving yourself and making yourself more time-effective.
>Develop and research tools and macros that are effective.
Bump
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>>38464595
>wake up
>literally all I have to do today is send two small emails
>Its been 8 hours and I've only sent one email
I just have zero motivation to do anything other than shitpost, light vidya, and stare at the ceiling lately

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>Social Darwinism isn't pseudo-science
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>>38464591
It's almost impossible without complete isolation

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>tfw no childhood crush bf
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>tfw no chill dood crush gfs
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>>38464577
>tfw no childhood crush gf
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>>38464577
actually i'm your childhood crush chris

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hey robots i wanted to announce im going to eat pic releated at 2:30 AM

right now
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That looks fantastic! I'm going to go browse >>>/ck/

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why does google's captcha think all glasses are sunglasses and all signs are streetsigns
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I can't speak for the eyewear, but likely because I keep telling it all signs are street signs. If glasses are giving a false positive I'll have to start clicking those too.
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>>38464573
I keep getting "click the carrot" when it's an orange bell pepper. I also got "click the tennis ball" and it made me click a green apple to pass. It's fucking with my mind.

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Nite nite, robots
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Goodnight
I'm just about going to sleep too.
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I am go sleep too. Sleep snug, smug.
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>>38464558
WAKE UP FAGGOT

organelle

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Friendly reminder that the friendzone doesn't exists robots.
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>give women constant attention and love
>lol we don't owe you anything
Kys stupid orbiter
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lol "does not exists"


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