What would you do for a Palv gf?
Hope there's something to look at in the back. Those veiled mosquito bites aren't doing anything for me.
>>38826467
You're a goddamn fucking liar if you are saying she isn't attractive.
>>38826467
Is it really necessary to be this autismo?
>tfw drop out of High School after only going for one semester
>tfw I will never have meaningful high school memories to fall back on
>tfw no amount of good college experiences will make me feel better after wasting so many years lock in my room
How do I stop dwelling on the past?
>>38826177
Look forward to the future. Maybe one day you'll muster the courage to buy a 12 gauge.
>>38826177
>Tfw when dropping out of high school
>Tfw no amount of good college experience will make me feel better.
Sorry to tell you buddy but your not going to college
>>38827315
>what is GED?
some shit community colleges will even let you do entrance exams without GED
Or are women really too stupid to realize that tight low-cut pants + thongs is not a very good combination?
>>38826120
It's a mixture of both, anon.
>>38826120
>tight low-cut pants + thongs is not a very good combination?
It is a good combination for making my dick hard.
>>38826131
But why do even mothers wear thongs?
Explain that shit!
>if you were born then you touched a pussy
fucking normies get out
you can't be a robot unless you were c-section delivered and formula fed
>>38826098
>he breastfed
what a fucking filthy normie
>>38826453
Not true. If you consider being born as touching pussy you're not a normie, you're a robot with a weird concept of touching pussy. Same goes for breasts.
Would you fuck an argentinian girl?
argentinian girls are filler girls of the earth
Why are you asking OP? You know an argentinian or something?
The answer is yes btw
Yes, I always wanted to have a big family with a beautiful south american girl and live with her in the countryside
>come back home after a brisk afternoon walk
>hear sploshing noises coming from your bathroom
>go in
>see this
>what do?
>>38826010
they look like soulless demons
no thanks
Just throw the towels in the hamper when you're done
>>38826010
Eat some of that smagodt, if it's good shit of course.
Please can someone post the people with his tongue out like he's looking at something tasty? Here's one in return
Oh no. Fucking spell check. I meant "Pepe" with his tongue out
>>38825916
Here's something tasty for you anon
>>38826025
This isnt the Pepe I'm looking for but thank you
Would you fuck a german girl?
>>38825826
I'd fuck any girl.
German waifu magic is the greatest in the world.
german girls are a top 5 acquired taste of earth
Do robots own stuffed animals? Are they any help to their mental and emotional well-being? Certainly you couldn't say no to such a cute object.
>>38825817
i own some purely because they are cute
no idea if they are any help though since i dont really have any intention of using them to fill any emotional/mental holes
if I were rich, I'd buy some nice ones and use them instead of decorative pillows
you can find almost any animal you want if you go to the right place, probably shit like jellyfish and anteaters
>>38825817
I have this baby rhino.I got him for an online gf but she never gave me her address so I could send him to her ;_;
>spend hours every week for new music to listen
>forget to look up which artists are in the Top 40 charts so I can talk about mainstream music with normies
>end up looking like a pleb to normies because I'm more knowledgeable about new musicians on bandcamp than new musicians that are popular on the radio
>>38825815
Then listen to the radio you stupid idiot.
>>38825815
>caring about looking good for the normies
>hey anon what music do you listen to
>uhhh Michael Jackson
Would you rather have a robot girlfriend or a robot saber tooth tiger?
I'd buy my robot girlfriend a saber tooth tiger.
Autism the fucking thread
can the saber tooth tiger catch prey for me?
How much of a normie are you?
According to the CDC, the mean age for males to engage in first vaginal intercourse has been pretty steady at age 17 since around 2002, the earliest date listed. Now of course, being a teenage virgin past that means nothing, I'm sure there are plenty of late bloomers.
From 18-19, 75.8% of males will have had some fort of sex. From 20 to 24, 85.7%. 25-29, 96.2% and finally, we find out that genuine wizards make up 3.1% of the all males. By the age range of 30-34 years, 96.9% of normies will have fucked a succubus.
>tfw of the 14.3%
I honestly can't believe that most males lose their virginity at 17..
sources:
https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/nsfg/key_statistics/s.htm
https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/nsfg/key_statistics/s.htm (pg 22)
>>38825723
>I honestly can't believe that most males lose their virginity at 17..
If you're normie, it's common to lose v-card when you're 16-17 at some houseparty.
>>38825758
That is shocking to me, I had thought normies would lose it around 20-21. I guess most people weren't playing Minecraft all day when they were 17 like me
>>38825792
>I had thought normies would lose it around 20-21
Nah, it's relatively rare to lose virginity that "far" in college. I'd say 1st or 2nd course is possible.
Do you find comfort in giving up on your life?
Do you find comfort in not having a life?
>implying i ever had a life worth working on
I thought I had potential, but when I became an adult I realized I'm just a shitty person that never had a chance. Giving up saved me in a sense, but also doomed me.
I notice beta males fall into a few consistent lifestyle patterns. Which one are you?
>Beta
>Pine for girls and treat them nice
>Get nowhere
>Become 30 year old virgin
>Accept defeat and become provider husband for a hag
>Anticipating divorce rape cuz you're beta
Or
>Be beta
>Pine for girls and be nice to them
>Get nowhere
>Become frustrated
>Give up and hate them all
Or
>Be beta
>Pine for girls and be nice
>Get nowhere
>Start being mean to them
>Get pussy
>Become misogynistic hedonist
Or
>Be beta
>Pine for girls and treat them nice
>Get nowhere
>Start treating them like shit
>Get pussy
>Become depressed and angry at what women are
>Be bored about hedonism
>Become celibate then escape into fantasy words & hobbies
I'm the last type
>>38825661
>I'm the last type
of course you are
>>38825661
>hey guise look I'm chad but also robot
kys famalam orig
>>38825661
I feel like it might be a blend of these lifestyle traps
Why are boys not allowed to wear cute clothing?
Kill yourself, fag
gse
>>38825628
Because women get really jealous and men get confused
>>38825628
There should be a rule that you're not allowed to wear cute clothes unless you already look cute without themat that point it should become mandatory.