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>>38241039
are you christian anon?

blind people are proof that you will not find god with your eyes

>in which the ignorant american doesn't realize the rest of the world perceives him to be the least developed sapiens of earth

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>start a new job on the 25th after 5 years of being NEET
>been working on my car on my own instead of taking it to a mechanic
>still forced to live at home and help my mom pay the mortgage because she lost her job and my dad died last fall so nobody else will help her pay the mortgage

>women will still refuse to date me because of the last fact

really revmatches my gearshifts
really filters my transmission fluid
really warms up my brake fluid
really sparks my plugs
really mixes my fuel & air

>>38240997
that bed frame makes me unreasonably irate

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>>38241078
I feel like that is illogical.

>>38240996
Really makes me thnkarino bastard

C'est vraiment incroyable.

Is he a trapper or an instagram model?

yea why not, just don't be a pussy like me and don't let her know you're a kekistani

>>38240979
>thinks bringing up "muh kekistani" is legitimately an interesting topic of conversation outside the internet
wew lad

>>38240979
Get off my board redditor scum.

>>38240944
Just give lots of attention, if you know what I mean. She'll most likely fuck Chad once she gets bored of you. Post a picture.

Take an original wank in front of the qt cashier.

Really? r9k has nothing to say about their poster boy?

>>38240848
wow! what a unique thought,anon! you should know by now that the only ones who support him are doing it ironically or are edgy teenagers. he was fucked in the head by his mother's implicit self-hate towards her asian ethnic background.

>>38240816
I still feel like one and I'm 23 and in the army. It doesn't go away. you will never feel like an adult. Even when you're behind a big fuck off machine gun in the middle of the woods, you'll still feel like you're playing as a kid

>22 . Still feel like I'm 12.
>No job, no gf, no friends.
>Vidya, books, and exercise. Exactly what I was doing when I was a kid.

It's like the past 10 years of progress that happened to everyone else, academically, professionally, socially, and personally, just didn't happen to me.

Nearly every selfconcious person will feel this way.

My wild guess:
It'll end the day you need to take care of a child your own.

>>38479200
this is the thread, sod the boardgame fags

>>38479200
first for pakis out, britain for the british

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I want everyone to super promise not to start shit

Haha, that sounds just like my life.
It's not really funny, more sad.

I can't find any good alternative to suicide.

>>38240769
There is no-one who can't be fixed, anon. Most people here are gonna tell you to kill yourself. That's pointless. Find a way around your alcohol problem first and then uhm, do you have a job ? Are you talented at something ?

>>38240864
Not op but I have a very similar situation and am also struggling to find a good alternative to suicide.

My use of alcohol doesn't have a huge effect on my life, I could improve a little from cutting down but not a lot.
I have a job and it's fine for now but it's really simple, leads nowhere, is extremely repetitive and pays really bad.
I have no education or skill which could get me another job that's good in the long term.
For some reasons I also really want to move far away but I'm completely stuck in this city because I'm so undesirable for employers.

Self improvement is pretty much impossible for me since I can't put effort into the stuff I want. This means I'll never get an education or valuable skill.

e-codependency is a bitch

Thats okay anon, r9k needs more niceposters. I dont hate people either, im only sporadically angry at people but not all the time.

Same here, kinda.
I just dislike normalfaggots.