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>tfw no quality mom son porn

shit lads
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>it's another "I was a neet scumdog like you but then got my life together for my marked down stacey" story
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Dou you take any extra steps to protect your anonymity here? Because the shit I poost and threads are visit are something I'd never ever want other people to see.
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>"Eh wite boi. u look kinda cute. wear u goin?"
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Home to watch sophisticated Chinese cartoons and have deep intellectual discussions on a Sudanese chip carving imageboard
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>tfw no fragile skeleton nigger to fuck
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I am rushing to my domestic abode to debate observed differences in the skull sizes of mongoloids, negroids, and caucosoids m'lady

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>girl doesnt reply to me on tinder twice in a row
>call her a stupid fat ugly trash human being
>dont even care if she screenshots and shows her stacie friends
no more mr nice guy. I am sick of these god damn normies
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>>37621077
"lmao look at this fucking loser"
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>>37621995
laugh it up roasties, laugh it up.. but in your darkest hour, my words will once again flow through your mind and you will understand what I meant
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>>37621077
>no more mr nice guy. I am sick of these god damn normies

and what do you think you are when you're trying to use tinder in the first place? leave failed normie and go to reddit

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Does anyone else have sexual overreactions because of your inexperience?
>kissless virgin
>spend the night at my buddy's place after drinking
>wake up this morning to see his mom looking really nice wearing a beautiful dress
>say "you look lovely"
>she responds "you know what to say to a woman" and does a little twirl
>I pop a complete hard on and have to hide my raging erection until she leaves
>literally got a boner from an old roastie saying one sentence to me
It's shit like this that makes me think I'll instantly cum in my pants if I ever touch a woman. How do I solve this?
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Wait until you turn 30, I can only get hard to the most degenerate shit. I would say act on those feels while you still have the juice.

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Ask a robot that stopped being a robot 2 years ago today with the same girl.

I'm still with her and it's great, sex was even better than i imagined.
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>>37620971
What's your SIN number?
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>>37620971
>a robot that stopped being a robot

Normies logic never cease to amaze. I am sick of your kind, gonna sage this thread.
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>>37620971
What's the dumbest thing robots believe?

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Another day, another disappointment. How do you even keep up
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>>37620952
Sleep it off and repeat
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>>37620952
I run. No matter what how else i spend the day, if i run for a bit, i feel accomplished
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by over eating everyday so eventually my body will give out and I die at 27 of a myocardial infarction

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>tfw the Perc hits

Today has been well, but painful; I'll see you guys in a few hours.
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I'd be completely hooked on these if they didn't make me sick. It's no loss, it's not like I'd be able to get a script for them so I'd be fiending for money all day but I just want to stop feeling so shitty.

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ITT: post yfw a normie tells you to be yourself.
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because im the normie posting to be yourself
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>tfw you literally dont care anymore
it's like impossible for me to lose virginity. No girl would be able to seduce me.
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>>37620792
I have this. I've heard this line so many times it became some ambient noise for me.

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Whats a rare fetish you have?

Mine is manicured nails. Just look at those delicious nails i cum to them 3 times
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I look at gifs of people hugging and try to insert myself into it
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Defloration, especially female on male. You'd think this isn't rare on here, but it is.
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>>37620703
KIRA YOSHKAGE!

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>be me
>have nothing better to do on a saturday morning
>decide autism loves company
>no one else is up
>/rSpcRat
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Sounds like a good time, bump me boyo
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Oh boy there is no way to bump this is there?

Every time someone asks a question beginning with "Can....?" just post this link and respond "Infinity can!"

Let's spread this shit!
Infinity Can!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_xm5EdldUc
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>>37620691
music made me think it was gonna be a cyriak video
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You're a nigger, stop spreading your shitty YouTube channel
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>>37620691
That's more autistic than fidget spinners and pony cartoons.

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Who /lives a lie/ here?
>have brain problems that give me a super thick accent
>don't sound like a native English speaker
>fuck it
>learn French
>if someone asks where I'm from it's Montreal
>when I'm in Montreal I'm from Boston
>if someone comes up with an extra random guess I just roll with it until they leave
>a bit after 9/11 I was held up for several hours at the border because nobody could be convinced I was American
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>chatting on whisper
>talking to girl about meeting up at a local carnival with a few others
>talk for like 10 minutes about eachother
>oh yeah, send your pic
>send selfie
>literally ghosts me
YOU CANT BE A ROBOT IF YOU'RE ATTRACTIVE
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