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Live in Australia so classic niggers aren't there so we have the abo niggers
>be me
>Be 14
>Group of niggers sit at the table next to me and shout racist shit at other white kids
>"cumskins" "White dogs" "Invaders"
>I had enough, build up immense courage
>Shout "COOOOON"
>Biggest nigger of group stands up and walks over
>Tries to grab me but thanks martial arts
>Asks me to apologise
> say to myself "Fuck it I've gone this far"
>Tell him about the average aboriginal iq being 61
>Nigger screeches heard all around the universe
>Opens bin and attempts to throw me in the bin
>Defend myself and knee him the dickie
>"MUHHHH DICKIE YOU RACISTS"
>Tries to fight me but can't and I'm winning
>Screeches and throws my metal flask and breaks it in half
>Runs off
>I won
your stories?
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They smell like shit at any given time
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>>35708530
*Shower*
OHHHH SHIIEEETTT II STTIINKKKK OF SHIEEEEIIITTTTTT
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Fuck I hate abos
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Where were you when 2D waifus became sentient and started their own YouTube channel??
Look for a channel called A.I.Channel.
Her name is Kizuna.
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It's fucking motion capture and not an AI of any kind you subhuman trash.
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It a guy though
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>>35708413
Thanks for sharing this Op
OP
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Why do robots forget about us? Cyborgs are a meme, but "anti-social" people aren't, yet people say its either "Robot", or "Normalfag"; the anti-social are recognized, but not, all at the same time.
Pic unrelated.I fucked up when trying to post this, it came out as a reply to a thread instead, at least it was relevant to the thread
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Was gonna type a long analysis of robots but then I realized nobody cares and it doesn't matter.
ooogabooga ching chong le robots and normies
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It's literally a "If you're not a robot then you shouldn't be here" kind of response you'll probably get.
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>>35708608
Thank you for being a faggot I guess.
>>35708407
It's because that'd be saying it's a gray world rather than black and white. It takes away their bitching with absolutes, by saying no one is normal. Of cousre, no one really is all that abnormal here because it's just an opression war and it's immature as hell. People here need just two things, a friend, and some fuck buddy. You could have alot more wrong with you than that to make you abnormal, so robots ARE cyborgs. But to them cyborg is a failed normie meme, of which is funny, because most people here tried and failed at alot of things. Robots are the middle ground ironically.
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Well @realDonaldTrump, at least I will go down as a president!
Ooga booga if if if uhh uhh ahh ahh if if iff if
Okie doke!
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I feel bad for that
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The daily dose of OP's autism is here.
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>>35708365
if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if
okie dok
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It's almost over. This is it robots
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what method will you choose?
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>>35708350
godspeed anon, im glad you made a mature decision.
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well good luck my friend, see you someday on the other side
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I have scammed tens of thousands of dollars off people on 4chan pretending to be female before, most of that was from /r9k/, but some on /soc/ too. I can give you one massive tip on how to avoid being scammed
>Don't trust timestamps
They are considered the gold standard of proof here, but there is no reason for that, the average female thread on here seems to go
>"Hey, femanon here!"
>"prove it roastie with a timestamp"
>Someone posts a picture of a female holding on a piece of paper "11:16am, March 22 2017 /r9k/"
>89 (you)s
There are two reasons you shouldn't trust timestamps, firstly they can be done in advance, as long as you stick to the planned time for the future thread there is no problem, but most crucially of all, timestamps can be bought.
I have spent over $2,000 on timestamps alone, mostly from camwhores that I've established a long term business relationship with, sometimes just from craigslist or fiverr too. It may seem absurd to spend that much on timestamps, but it has allowed me to scam $21,000 of people on 4chan (mostly r9k) resulting in a net profit of $19,000.
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>>35708313
>tfw even timestamps aren't sufficient proof or roastie posters anymore
fuck
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>>35708313
your IP has been logged, expect visit from police soon
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>>35708380
kafir scum, enjoy your bomb
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Hello, I will answer any questions you have.
>Problems in life
>Genuine conversation
>Questions for me
Just throw, and ill grab boys.
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>>35708288
I'm really anxious bc of my weight. How should i help myself?
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>>35708288
May I have that egg, doggo sir?
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>>35708288
My best friend no longer talks to me, we didn't have an argument or anything she just won't talk to me anymore. (Guy btw), what do op?
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>Low IQ
>Self aware
At least autists don't know how shit the world is, why did I take the red pill.
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I have diagnosed autism, high IQ, and I'm very aware of how fucked up the world is.
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>>35708311
Congrats you're the same as everyone else on this website.
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I have diagnosed schizophrenia, above average IQ, and I am very aware of how fucked up the world is.
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Is it true that you can suck these?
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are you trying to make robots gay anon? please dont do that.
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>>35708220
I'm just trying to learn, I heard you can suck on those things and that the boy will like it. Is this true or was my Mum lying to me?
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>>35708229
would that even fit in your mouth?? i wonder what it tastes like
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Blackbots feels thread?
Oregano origami
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>tfw no qt kv black bf with hipster music taste to see shows with
>tfw the non-ghetto black guys you know just want a gf who will stay inside and watch anime with them
>tfw the guy who thinks your music taste is cool is always some scrawny pale white boi that likes dark clothes
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>tfw have right leaning views
>can never seem to align with groups on the right because they go full extermination all non whites/remove them from the country
>was born in the country i live in and am assimilated into the culture
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>tfw all the white women that express any interest in me just want to find out if black men do have big dicks
>tfw I'm completely average
>tfw their disappointment is palpable
>tfw they never talk to me again
The BBC meme is a double edged sword.
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public class Life
{
public static void main (String[] args)
{
If (You == Chad)
return Women;
Else
System.out.print ("tfw no gf");
}
}
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>>35708146
error! Chad declared as normie. Incorrect integer type
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>tfw the first-year "intro to programming" class was in java and none of the normies could handle it
>tfw university was too stupid to use a beginner-friendly language
amusing feel
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>>35708175
I took a Java class in high school so my first year intro to programming class in university didn't seem that bad but some of the normans were freaking out about it and literally changing their majors because they were failing it.
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>hey anon, can you take care of this cute little chicken for me while im off getting barn supplies?
>thanks anon! be gentle with him!
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>>35708097
>posting viral facebook videos and meme arrows
is this board dead yet?
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>>35708097
BIG
WHITEROOSTER
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How is this big? Stupid facekekkers
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>randumb joins my discord server
>ask who is he
>starts to avoid my question and sperg out
>ban him
talk about autism you experience
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>>35708057
Stop ruining Remilia for me you avatarfagging FUCK
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>>35708083
LMAO
loser get a life go outside lunatice
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>>35708057
> talk about autism you experience
that would be (You)
>handsome 9/10 (no, not posting a pic)
>have taken modeling jobs, been in magazines
>IQ of 170
>women are complete sycophants around me
>realize that it's because they're insecure narcissists
>realize women get off on getting validation from an attractive male
>realize that they don't actually care about me at all, they just want validation
>choose to remain single for life
>choose to let my beautiful person genes die with me
>my progeny would be too good for this foul planet
who /ascetic/ here
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im an ugly ass idiot, but i really think this
>my progeny would be too good for this foul planet
the world is a shitty place, i dont want to be responsable for bringing someone here
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>>35708054
>handsome 9/10 (no, not posting a pic)
That's because you're lying you ducking faggot. You know that you've hit a new low when you have to lie on /r9k/
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Im a dag, can be 9/10 but too lazy to look after myself
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I'm a 20-year-old male.
Ask me anything.
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>>35708039
>outing your gender
kill yourself whore
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>>35708047
That's the plan. Notice how I can't even tripfag properly.
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how long is your doodle?
what's the circumference of the thickest point of your doodle?