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>shit that really happened i swear

>>35200703
I'll take "things that happened" for 400 please.

Sounds fake, OP. But I will admit that I had a bully in college, which really surprised me because bullying is supposed to be at high school and below. Anyone else had a college bully?

More painful than the alternatives I bet. No tall buildings or guns where you live?

>>35200697
100% success rate, also quick and pretty much painless

>>35200785
Can't get a gun (NLfag) and have no clue how to find a high building (that doesn't have a stupid net)

He was a spoilt idiot with autism. Perhaps you should stop overlooking his place on the spectrum.

>>35200669
That's worse than being dead.

>>35200707
He did have autism, but he still needed someone.

Rodger could have been the next Bear Grylls or something, challenged the most physically demanding environments- but no

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>open up journal, rarely ever read my old entries
>handwriting is near unintelligible scribble, looks like someone who was locked up for years on the brink of madness
>incoherent rambling, jumping from topic to topic between sentences with no link between them
>mostly just concerns my general mental state and how much I detest society and life in general, almost no mention of actual events that occurred for context
>these go on for several pages at a time

I'm not even gonna try to contribute to this thread.

>>35200661
All of mine are super long and really whiny, but here's a short one from about a month ago.

>Gosh. I've been getting these headaches. I keep feeling really lost. Like I can't find the words. I hope it's not serious. I keep losing short term memory objects. I can't seem to figure out what it is. I don't have much else to say.

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>>35200661
>tfw kept a very detailed journal as a kid
>had my nightmares in it, my fetishes, my deepest fears and concerns
>one day walk in on my mother and father reading it with my little brother and sister
>I am so fucking distraught
>they cannot console me
>never write a diary again

That was 20 years ago and I still refuse to keep one out of well-founded paranoia.

>numale who loves reddit: the children's cartoon has a mentally ill gf
wow

>tattoos
>that chin

dyke

>>35200365
>>35200382

xD jelly af itt

>>35200258
Tell us, anon. We're always here for you.

How was your day, anon?
oreginalionkagguytr

>>35200312
>>35200293
thanks anons <3

It was awfull. Nobody in my job listen to me. We were supose to finish a job today and we don't have anything to deliver.

I wish I didn't care that much about my job :/

I felt like maybe some robots have felt like this before?

Got my license at 25. Driving really isn't so bad. I used to be terrified of it as well. I did get some antidepressants that year as well so that honestly could have helped. In any case you just need to try to relax and remember that you really need to worry about the car in front of you.

>>35200976
i wish that driving wasn't so essential here in america. i much prefer to ride my bike but basically without a car you can't do anything. i mean im a robot with no friends or gf so it isnt like i have places to go but still

continue pls op this is original thanks bot

continue .

originalissimo

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>>35199888
I don't meet anyone anymore

>>35199888
My oneitis is one.
I know I know maximum cuck.

I am one. It's hard because you don't know if it's worth it to outwardly gay or just hide it. Also girls are willing to do things with you even if they're straight to "experiment." Also a tip to all newly out lesbians, don't be too submissive to your future girlfriend. Don't make it seem like they can do what they want without consequence. All of the statistics on domestic abuse and being a lesbian is true.

>visit /tg/
no, visited once or twice and looked like a boring board. do you like it?
>play DND?
yes recently started playing 5th for the first time ever.
>why?
Because im a loser and obsessed with high fantasy and rpgs. thought that playing would help improve my social skills and would make me a more confident speaker. hoped to make friends. Not sure if its helping but its fun.

>>35200614
Are you playing online or with a group ? How long is recently ?

I played Pathfinder once
The DM didn't like my character since it one shot all the beginner enemies he made and I was bad at the RP sections
So he set up a scenario where my character fell out of bed and snapped his neck

I never played since then
Bunch of wannabe bullies

Thirsty for pussy juice, yes.

i think i'm definitely at the point where I would let attractive women piss in my mouth and on my face, yeah

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>>35199781
>you will never smash Valentina Nappi's puss

Nobody cares anymore.

probably nothing

911 is old news

unless you happen to record footage of some kike pressing the detonation button nobody cares

too late idiot

>>35199621
the phase of commiting suicide

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Beyond 6

>>35199621
Pre-phase 1

Kiwi, Aussie or Asian?

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It never stops.
IT NEVER FUCKING STOPS

>>35199584
you must be in a shit time zone

Black. I'll date any nice person that will have me because I'll be alone forever otherwise.

If i were to date it would be others of my race

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>>35199518
Latino. I'll date anybody excluding white women but I would prefer latinas.