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>>38912855
>Oh god it's that webm pussy anon.

Just transition already you crazy whore.

>>38912855
Not really. They bleed and look disgusting. I've heard that they smell really badly. Dicks are ugly too but at least they aren't revolting like vaginas.

I have womb envy though.

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Look, it's the subversive faggot that is spamming the board again. I can't wait to have you faggots banned

>>38912751
How can he slap?!!

>>38912751
>Call my lawyer cousin to sue him, call my banker cousin to shut down his account and pour money on his wife until she spends a night with me
Oy vey, do you even rules of acquisition?

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It's time for a dual

I turned out okay.

>>38912684
Society means they don't want to hear your complaints. If you're failing as a human, then they just want you to disappear in the corner, forgotten to time and all.

Society doesn't give a fuck about people like us and hate it when we attempt to address our concerns. We failed as people. Thus we don't deserve society's consideration.

He denied it himself. Why should anyone care about him not wanting sex?

>>38912664
bruh, just take your shirt off. no one cares

Nobody gives a fuck. If they see you having fun then the'll be happy for you. Regular people aren't assholes.

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it's never the same second time around anon

HELLO!

LUCKY YOU!

MY NAME IS YOU-KAZAMI!

I HAVE THE ANSWERS TO YOUR LIFE QUESTIONS!

MY APPEARANCE IS VERY RARE!

ASK AND RECEIVE THE ANSWERS!

OR YOU KEEP ON DOING THE SAME THING!

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>>38912663

Post picture of vagina and/or tits

>>38913999
how do I get trips?

Weed/ alcohol

Don't need no more than that

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>>38912650
Do you want me to kick in your door and rape you when you get drugged? What do you want me to do with this info?

>>38912650
Calm down Zach! DON'T DO IT!

>>38912636

I am /no meat/. I am 30 and constantly get carded when I buy drinks because I have a youthful appearance. Meat ages you, clogs your arteries, and yeah generally makes you sluggish. It takes far longer to digest than other foods. It was always meant as a means of survival, not a constant. Getting protein from plant foods and nuts is far superior, I bench 250 pounds and weigh 170. My favorite is when fatass steak eaters like to step to me and think they can knock my lights out cause they have meat in em, haha. Enjoy your bloated, chemically saturated animal byproducts you shills. You've made cows chickens and pigs the most populous creatures in the planet, more of them than humans.

>>38912636
I went vegan a couple months ago and will never go back. I've never had more energy or felt better. Good post, OP. Lentils ftw

>>38912719

Damn solid bench

>>38912613
Probably 0%-5% if I'm being honest, things kind of suck, but they are irredeemable.

>>38912613
As long as there's someone who loves me in my life, I'll keep on living. My mom's talked me out of suicide so many times. This is why I wish I had a gf. I'm scared what will happen when my mom dies.

>>38912613
50% at the rate things are going, really. The week has not been kind, nor has the past month.

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>>38912609
When I was young I thought my teenage years will look like that picture. Now I just realised only cool and attractive people will have that experience. It has been an unpleasant 20-something years, 60 to go.

>>38912811
Have you considered plastic surgery?

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>>38912485
Only thing I want is to hold you down and shoot my cum up your asshole faggot.

>>38912485
But I want a companion who I can hold and share my feelings with and eventually have kids with.

>>38912510
She will hurt you in the end.

>>38912412
What caused by what?

>>38912659
People with schizophrenia and bipolar take antipsychotic medicine. This makes them feel less pleasure and reduces their quality of life

>>38912412
Yeah, it's not so bad though, I have to admit it's better to feel nothing than the constant of swinging between feeling on top of the world for a bit, only to crash so hard you feel beneath the earth. It's a really hard way to live. Though I miss feeling good sometimes, I just have to remember what feeling good entails for me.

I used to have alot of friends before I started taking my medication but I just kinda stopped talking to them, it just feels like a chore, I mostly just work now, and if I'm not working I just sleep most of the day until I have to work.

I feel the same way about you

>>38912361
I feel the same way about myself

>>38912374
Is it because I'm being mean or because you don't care about strangers?

>>38912290
Give more details plz?

>>38912567
We were with friends I knew the girl but nothing much we were playing some random card game and I was sitting next to her one thing got the other and see was hugging me while playing .Told her hey why not guy to the balcony where we can see the stars she followed and while we were outside talking she saw a falling star she looked at me and then we kissed and later made out

>>38912891
You did good, anon. Was there lots of booze? Just wondering.

>>38912277
This was disheartening to read. I hope I find a virgin woman to be my gf.

>(((vice)))
archive pls

> uses guys for sex
> gets upset when she finds out they are virgin losers

>>38912245
>it got worse
>you regret doing nothing about it

>>38912455
>>38912245

This but with my teeth.

Haven't been able to go to the dentist in years. Too poor.

Although it really isn't as bad is I make it seem; I just panic about shit like a little faggot.

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>you tried everything
>you can no longer stop it