The fuck is buzzfeed trying to do?! Like god fucking damn, the normies are even try to use our language!
https://youtu.be/AGaCvSLTiD0
Sorry meant this video.
https://youtu.be/Zr5qzV-8Zkc
This has been around for a while, and already been discussed extensively.
Well shit that was a retarded move on my part. Thanks for telling me.
sale when?
>>38298172
last week
origional
>>38298252
No it wasn't
https://www.cnet.com/uk/news/steam-summer-sale-pubg-player-unknown-battlegrounds/
>>38298172
>buy it on steam
>super hyped
>mfw shitty computer can barely run it on even the lowest settings
Any other robots into running/cycling?
>calms mind, helps with anxiety
>lets you eat whatever you want
>keeps heart healthy
>(cycling especially) saves gas money, no need for a car, so less wagey time needed
They won't get you aesthetic, but you will be thin with a cute butt, and no crippling body dysmorphia like /fit/. Also, you get to piss of normalfags in cars, especially stacies. The cries of cagers when i run a red light or cross the street right in front of them are basically fap material.
I run. It's real good. I wear Saucony Cohesion 10.
>>38298153
I run 3 or 4 times a week, I find it relaxing and it helps clear my mind
I bike everywhere and at least for an hour a day (to and from work).
I also try and run 3 times a week on top of that.
I fucking love it. So much so that when it rains and I can't ride my bike I get p pissed off.
I don't get why so many people in the west think biking is stupid. If you live in a city it's honestly the most efficient and reliable method of transportation.
Who is the biggest loser on r9k?
Tell us why you deserve the title.
>Be me
>Mixed race mentally ill faggot
>Fap to Blacked porn, loli hentai and traps
>No friends
>Never had a gf
>Never been part of a group
Is that enough or jusz standard?
Me and my gf broke up. Haha who is that green guy?
>>38298161
Pretty standart desu
What is troubling you, anon-kun?
I lost her
I am such a retard
I have not yet impregnated a woman
This heat, it's killing me
1. Copy and paste these as your interests and hobbies on your Tinder (or OKcupid) profile. You can be creative and expand them further:
>anime
>manga
>collecting anime figurines
>fixing and building computers
>learning Japanese
>JRPG video games
2. Initiate a conversation with a matched qt or just message them randomly
3. post results
>implying applying a handicap is a good idea when i never get any matches in the first place
But I dislike most of those things
>>38298048
Thats the whole point of this thread though.
I fucked up guys, help.
I recently graduated hs with an average of 53%. No, I'm not a retard, I just spent most of hs learning how to program and doing projects on GitHub.
My parents think I got a better mark, probably because they see me coding all day, and I'm waiting for my acceptance letters. I put why I got such a low grade in my letter, and even sent a link to my GitHub, but I doubt it will be enough.
Did I just fuck up my future?
>>38298006
Well. Programming fizzbuzz and shit, won't make you a future when pajeets are taking your job.
>>38298166
This, and nobody will hire you and train you to keep your skills current without a bachelor's degree.
>>38298166
Not to mention majority of those Pajeets were programming since childhood and have degrees
>Homeless
>Fat
This shit makes no sense to me
How you ain't got money to be a real human being, but you got money to keep up a 1500+ daily calorie diet?
Are all fat homeless people liars?
A lot of them are eating thrown-away high-calorie food from dumpsters.
Fast food joints and doughnut shops throw away massive amounts of unsold product every day.
>>38297919
>38297919
>be homeless
>eat junk shit high calorie food
>do nothing but sit on the ground all day waiting for death
>get fat
>>38297919
They probably just haven't been homeless for long.
>be me
>go on /r9k/ every day
>gay and trap threads spammed daily
>started fapping to gay porn a few weeks ago
Fuck you. You're ruining my fucking life.
>>be me
>go on /r9k/ every day
That's where you should have stopped, m8. Also, no one but you can "make" you fap to gay porn.
>>38297911
>not reporting and hiding all gay shill trheads instantly
>falling for the brain-washing
you're never going to make it you degenerate
>>38297911
>tfw this is happening to me too
How do i stop the degeneracy ?
>wake up early
>decide to go into living room because thats where ps4 is to watch movies and play exclusives
>turn it down and wear headphones because i know they are still sleeping
>mom wakes up and stands in the hallway just glaring at me for the thousandth time
>dont say or do anything besides continue playing vidya because no matter what i do or say i just cant win
>once the match is over i turn it off, walk towards my room while she belittles me about how if i dont like living here i can just leave
Im so tired of this shit. She doesnt want me here and constanly starts fights. She always calls the cops and say that i beat her but what can i do? Who are they gonna believe? If its not the cops its family members then they come and threaten to beat me for those accusations. Its gotten to the point where i will beat her if she pushes me even furthe. Its either that or move but i have no money, car, or people i could go with. My fucking car broke down and itll cost 2 grand to fix and id have more money if i didnt pay for the internet and cable for her and my little brothers. Im at my wits end i dont no where else to go besides jail for beating her or just an hero
Just slap the fuck out of her so you don't leave any marks. Tell her if she doesn't knock her shit off you'll kill her in her sleep.
>>38297881
Ok do what do i do after that? She'll call the cops or family. So again id end up in jail or homeless
>>38297820
Just leave the place empty handed and start a new life
Newfag here, I've noticed most people here seem to be in their twenties. Are you people fine with kids entering high school on this site or do you just want me to fuck off?
>>38297792
RULE #2 YOU FAGGOT
>>38297792
This site is for 18+ so yes, fuck off.
ILL RAPE YOUR THROAT FAGGOT
tell me why you love your waifu, /r9k/
>>38297758
You know damn well why I love her and don't you dare ever make this thread again. You hear me?
>>38298034
hey now listen here u little fuck you dont tell me what to do thats now how it works ok you got that?
>>38298044
>3rd IP in the thread
Begone with you, impostor. You know not the consequences of what you're dealing with here. OP and I have had our squabble for lifetimes upon lifetimes.
>onee chan knows of all my shitposting
and she tolerates it and thinks its cute
hawawa i love her
>>38297753
post your onee-chan's dick
>>38297759
i told her about my thoughts of her having a dick and she blushed
>>38297770
>i told her about my thoughts of her having a dick
What are those thoughts?
If someone rolls trips, I'll video myself cutting a <12 character word or phrase of your choice onto my wrists, while an Avril Lavigne song from 2002 plays in the background.
well, rolling. Do you post proof afterwards?
>>38297752
niggerfaggot
blox
>>38297752
Schilddruese here we come.
> be me 20 yr old
> have 14 yr old sis
> she keeps sending me incest anime related stuff
How can I tell her she has shit anime taste?
FUCK HER STUPID NIGGER
>>38297749
Just tell her. Cant be that difficult ffs.
What is she watching btw so we can judge her as well
seriously you should fuck her, this is her trying to initiate for sure