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>>34034593

>welcome to Trump's America.

I'm willing to suffer this, desu. It would be selfish of me to demand our society be more degenerate just because I can't lose my virginity like a regular human.

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>>34034593

>No, you can't just go around women and satisfy your human sexual desires some other way. No no no! We need to make sure this horrible, consensual business goes away so women don't have to compete


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THIS IS SUCH FUCKING BULLSHIT WHAT THE FUCK

>>34034593

Don't know that feel coz hookers are legal in Australia.

Murder faked as suicide .

>>34034591
Depression's depression regardless of who you are, where you live, how much you make, how hard or easy your life is, etc.

Because life fucking sucks m8. Even a Stacy can realize that.

>femanons
>starts thread with a tranny
Right.

post more "fem""bots" please

>>34034556
Is it really or are you some closeted homo who loves traps?

>>34034538
That would get both tiring and annoying real quick.

I'd probably burn out within the first few days.
im a guy btw

>>34034565
>I'd probably burn out within the first few days.
weakdicks kys

I masturbate once a month but would be up for sex every day/multiple times a day if he wanted. Maybe that's what she's like too?

>k70
>not a Pok3r or HHKB
Get off my board, pleb.

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>>34034495
>Tfw too intelligent to use 60%s

I have no idea what Pause/Break does

>>34034410
Kiss them tenderly and lovingly

>>34034410
check first to make sure it isn't a guy then grab them and rub them vigorously on my benis

projectile vomit because those are definitely male

>>34034403
Have you tried amphetamines and cigarettes?

>>34034403
Same. I stress eat over everything. Today I ate pretty well and then spazzed over my older brother losing my headphone earbuds. Know I've just been eating nachos and being angry over all the times my shit's gone missing or broke after it left my vision cone for a minute

>>34034403
My face is pretty damn fat. Robots comment on it frequently.

I find myself eating McDonalds on a far-too-regular basis because my tastes are shit (I have the palate of a 5-year-old) and I know to get better I need to eat right and exercise.

Nope, I don't think I'd cry even if my entire family died at once.

Everyone is different, even schizoids

>>34034396
psych said im at risk at developing SPD and film It's Such A Beautiful Day makes me bawl just about every time I see it

>>34034392
sounds like successful capitalism to me, now get the fuck off my board

>>34034392

Is he a white Jewish guy named Chris?

>>34034392
Yes you are a prostitute. Now fuck off dumb whore.

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>>34034365
Stale past famalamadingdong tbcqhwy

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>Have slight interaction with female for once
>Immediately imagine your life together

>>34034444
man this feel is the worst feel

Random periods of onset dread and general questioning of every choice in my life happen pretty frequently after I realized this. Thankfully I cope pretty well because I'm autistic as fuck and have imaginary friends to keep me company.

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>>34034353
>When did you first realize you're never going to make it?

I think the time I got my first job

>was a NEET for years
>Chuckled at NEETfrog threads on r9k, but secretly realized I needed to work.
>Started working
>Fucking hated it, dreaded waking up every day and dragging my body to work
>Realized this is life, you either work or you don't, and I was miserable in both cases
>I will always be miserable

There's nothing else. This is life. There's nothing beyond what we're doing right now. You're either a NEET, latched on to mommy, or working some soul deadening job.

>>34034353
>How do you guys cope with this?

After you accept this to be true it doesn't require coping any longer. It's simply a fact of life, as much as any other circumstance of your birth.

>When did you first realize you're never going to make it?

probably around 21, my social ability has always been extremely damaged in that I've never had friends before throughout school and up until that moment. And I always thought that something was gonna change, I was gonna become more sociable and talking to boys and girls was gonna become easier.

Well it never became easier, and it's been 5 years since then, and the realization that I am simply not a friendly guy has actually really helped me in life quite a bit.

It's easier to succeed in work without being held back by the intrusive thoughts of some imaginary social breakthrough occurring, thinking that maybe somehow one of these days one of my coworkers might eventually be my friend, much less any of them being my girlfriend. It's easier to coexist with other people when you accept that, no, these people aren't going to be your friends and they are just coworkers. It's made me calmer, I suppose.

Call me melodramatic, but let me assure you, I HAVE tried. I've attempted to go on a date before, and I could barely shake the girl's hand. My problem is when I'm in social situations I have pretty extreme social anxiety, sometimes this leads to physical shaking, but almost always stuttering.

Anyways, that was before, and I feel giving up in the rat race to find a significant other really frees your mind. When that isn't a worry you can be free to plan life exactly as how you would want it, there's no X factor of maybe getting married one day in the works.

>>34034327
>tfw this happens and I just instantly go from rock hard to flaccid

fucking thanks, brain

The Damage ls Done.

>>34034356
>dick goes soft
>close all porn tabs
>open a bunch of sad songs on youtube

>>34034302
>stealing something without having a fence lined up in advance
amateur

>>34034302
>bought an expensive pair of shoes and another was sent in on accident

what do? do i keep it or send it back? am i legally obligated to return them?

Low risk low reward
Sell it on your local free/for sale facebook group as a high end gaming laptops.

High risk high reward
Sell it to one of Razer's competitors for copious amounts of $$. Be discreet about it, maximum paranoia precaution etc etc.

i want acid but no money
fuck being worthless

>>34034176
Improved attention span and stuff. That's pretty much it.

t. someone without ADD who still benefits from Methylphenidate usage anyway

>>34034198
Acid is cheap and not hard to get desu.
If you look in the right places, you can get a few blotters for 3,50/blotter.

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>>34034165
Stole a meme and didnt give credit

Didn't you just make this thread on /b/?

I have a couple bad ones. You decide.

I had my senile grandmother take out a second mortgage on her house and deposit it into my bank account. She obviously didn't know what was going on.

One of my close friends has a master's degree and i'm a bit jealous so overtime he puts me down as a job reference I tell the company that he has a drug problem. I'm afraid of seeing him succeed.

I also purposely caused the divorce of my parents by setting up my dad and making it appear that he cheated even though he didn't. He doesn't know to this day who did it but he accuses his ex friend.

>>34034216
Shit and I thought I was a dick. I mean, I'm pretty much a fucking monster who should never be allowed to hold a relationship with another human because I'm a manipulative cunt who uses and discards people and am too addicted to stop but you have me beat.