Vocaroo thread, because I don't wanna let ya'll down
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0irw1paLAr0
>>38280257
I sometimes wish I can join in, but I unfortunately don't own a mic or anything similar. All I can offer is my humble bump.
What fast food did you eat today brahs?
>>38280201
NONE. I don't eat that shit. Watched my family eat firehouse subs while I ate my rice and beans with srirachi sauce
>>38280201
not really fast food but I ate that chicken gyro stuff from those halal food stands. I fucking love that shit. Shit tastes elder beyond god tier
>>38280201
Had $1 hamburger from mcdonalds (all I could afford)
Beta friend story
hey there waggie, its break time ahah, just saying hello
Yesterday this guy shared a girls nudes here, he said it was a girl from discord, big ass and big tits, some good stuff, i forgot to save them though, could you post them a gain so i can save them? :)
How about instead of wasting a thread space for a request, you use the fucking archive? :)
>>38280143
it has over 3000 threads from the last 3 days.
i searched it for a few minutes though
>>38280171
C'mon boyo, there's gotta be a few words from the OP you remember
>brother's gf always stinks sweaty
>doesn't use makeup or perfume
>comes home stinking and doesn't shower
>always argues until she thinks she has won
>is somehow edgy
>has no humor
tf what's wrong with her?
>>38280065
Sounds like she lacks self-awareness or she just doesn't care
She's actually a teenage boy baka desu senpai
>>38280065
Start being mean to her about how she smells and looks ugly without makeup. She was probably raised feminist and hasn't yet be taught to be ashamed of herself. Screw your brothers happiness it's your duty to make sure she looks how YOU want her to. You're doing god's work anon.
I'll start.
>Be me
>Yesterday.
>Friend hasn't been answering phone or texts for a few days.
Worried.jpg
>Finally manage to see them.
>They're in a bad way.
>Mutual friend commited suicide.
>They've been drinking.
>Go to his house, comfort him and after a while reminiscing he perks up a bit.
Silence, but glad he's better than earlier.
>"We're going to see the body tomorrow."
>"Oh really?" I say cheerfully "what's it about?"
>He doesn't say anything but he just looks at me with a mixture of sadness and disbelief.
MRW when I realise what he meant.
Post your stories below
Kek roastie getting toasted
Post more pics of filthy normies getting what they deserve
Haha yeah nornies always lose in the end
who else happily waiting for the extinction of white people? and the even better thing is, they did it to themselves!
Why is it so smol?
Ching chong ding dong never long
>Robot is born to suffer and dwell in misery
>probably used, hurt and abused by everyone else all their lives
>Things are really not their fault even if they believe the opposite and it's really pointless to try, most of them know how useless it is
>misery and suffering is actually not really their fault
Why arrogant normalfag can't understand any of this. Why females think they can be robot when all their suffering and misery is all self-inflicted
>>38279803
>all their suffering and misery is all self-inflicted
I'm a guy but this true for me
I fucking hate summer. Please end already.
>be at party with dad's friend
>home video recorder is foisted onto me
>when i get my hands on it i immediately point it at dad's friend's wife's breasts
>zoom in
>>38279742
This never happened
Nice bait
>>38279952
i didn't realize what i was doing until it was done
Why does everything that feels good have to be bad for me and why does everything that feels bad have to be good for me?
Whats frustrated you today anons?
>walking along street
>someone stops dead in the middle of the pavement without warning and starts typing on their phone
>Walk into back of them
>they spin round and give you a look as if you have just insulted their mother
>>38279661
>people walking out into the road despite the traffic lights being green
fuck you guys
>>38279661
>walk in a building
>people stop somewhere around a door and block it instead of stopping a few meters before or behind it
>neighbours playing loud music
>technical errors like shitty internet, TV remote not functioning
>walking somewhere and people not being able to walk in straight lines and instead bother others which is one of the reasons why I hate big cities
>weather is to hot
>>38279661
>walking along street
>friends see each other approaching from opposite directions
>they hug, blocking my path
>tempted to join in on the hug