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How do I get a good paying job? I'm sick and tired of working these $14/H jobs
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Have skills
Have education
Have a network
Have aspirations

Oh I bet R9K will know how to be successful, try there
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>>34762329
Nice humble bragging faggot

Gg
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>>34762329
You're asking the wrong people, cunt
Think ahead

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A girl likes me.

TWIST: She's a single mom.
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ABORT
B
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T

Never. I repeat: NEVER under ANY circumstances hook up with a single mom.

You will always come second place behind her spawn, the kids will never see you as more than STEPdad, and you're basically a glorified meal ticket to supplement a roastie
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>>34762234
What is the story behind this pic i imagine it's so triggering for normies
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>>34762234
>confirmed slut
>confirmed dumb
>burden on you, emotionally and financially
How 'bout no

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>mommy gives me money to go grocery shopping for her
>have a list with me
>buy everything
>walk out to my car
>the sidewalk is very icy
>slip and fall hard on my butt
>egg cartons smash on the ground
>everyone is staring at me
>they all think I'm retarded
>holding back tears
>have to buy new eggs out of pocket because I didn't want mommy to know I'm an idiot
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>>34762225
Aw it's okay anon , it happens. Don't think about it too much.
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>>34762225
you should have asked me to go with you anon, you know i like helping you out at the store. dont forget next time ok!
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sad story tbqh with you pham

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Why are you here? What's the stories behind why you all are sad and pathetically lonely?

I used to be a normie, have a wide circle of friends, went to parties. Then one by one all of my friends started cutting me out of their lives until I didn't have any friends left.

Every once and a while I get a little boost of confidence and try to bring myself back out there, but every time I'm town down once again.
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I've never really connected with anyone except maybe one person. I'm also not motivated by anything, really, so I've never gotten caught up in any tangents that I haven't backed out of at some point (except the internet).
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cause you touch yourself at night fatty
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Alcoholic abusive home, forced isolation, then it became voluntary isolation because why would I ever want someone to come over and see my drunk dad beat on me/my mom for literally no reason? The isolation put a big target on my back, we moved around a lot, so I got my ass beat at school as well. Did poorly in everything, was unmotivated to attempt anything because I knew it would just end in failure and the only reason they had me was so I could take care of them in their old age. Dad's dead now, just waiting for mom to go, then it's time to off myself because I have no skills, no talents, my body is failing me, and I haven't worked in over 10 years and am completely unhirable for anything.

In a nutshell, there's nowhere else for me to be.

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Anyone else here barefoot in pajama pants? Post pics?
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why do you want pics?

if it's for your fetish, I'll do it, just admit it first
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>>34762074
N-no,I have ugly feets
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okk......ugly

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>no one will ever say "i love you" to me
>no one will ever want me and need me in their lives
>no one will ever see me as important
>no one misses me
>no one will ever pull my arms and hug me and say "don't leave please i love you".

I feel like, i want to be everyone's enemy. I want to throw rocks at people's windows, i want to vandalize people's cars, i want to ruin people's happiness.
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yep i know how you feel.

focus on yourself. i cant emphasize this enough.
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My eyes are watering right now. I'm so emotionally fragile.


I wish i had a stronger father figure. Not just scary but someone that can shape me into being a better and stronger person. I cry too much i shouldn't cry at all
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>>34762065
i love you OP. i want you and need you in my life because you're very important to me. i miss you so much everytime you're not posting, i wish i could hug you through the screen and hold you forever so you wont leave me

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What are countries that are safe from niggers, sand niggers, and Mexicans?
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Japan, but you probably wouldn't feel all that welcome there outside of large cities if you aren't Japanese.
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don't you know anything?
nowhere is safe from these sand niggras
they infiltrate and corrupt from the inside
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Greenland.
Antarctica.

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Why are people who are into politics objectively the stupidest people on the planet?
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>>34762021
>the people who literally rule the worlds are dumber then me
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>>34762021
Because they had a moment of weakness, so they got swept up in something that makes them feel like they have purpose when really they do not. It's an empty addiction, like an abusive husband, or 4chan. You realize that your situation is shit, and that it isn't real, but you have nowhere else to go because the illusion has cut you off completely. So you keep feeding into it until it degenerates you to the point where all you can talk about is how trump is hitler.
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>>34762056
The people who rule the world are into business, not politics.

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>mfw it was excepted in 99.9% of human history that you
Lived in a house. Were going to inherit a house. Or going to build your own house.
Had piece of land on which you grew anything that you wanted/needed to sustain yourself.
Or if you were skilled you could sustain your existence purely off nature and its bounties.
It was expected to have parties where animals were slaughtered, everybody arrived with their homemade booze or drugs, people had fun and played instruments, sang and made giant fires, having a great time+optionally orgies.


Nowadays its holy grail of self-sufficiency if you can
>afford to RENT a tiny space from somebody
>afford to PAY for all your food
>afford to PAY for all your entertainment
And in return you are considered functioning member of society and can enjoy such perks as superficial relationships and being called sir/miss by completely random people you will likely never meet twice.


How in the holy fuck do people go on pretending this is normal and ok? Dont tell me the rest of world population doesnt FEEL something is horribly fucking wrong.

World wide anarchy when?
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Never. Real estate is a meme. I'll just stay at home.
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>>34761987
You realize none of this is actually working and we're just pretending
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>>34761987
>World wide anarchy

I hate this meme so much. There is no such system like "anarchy" for longer than a few minutes. All it takes is one person, or group of people, who are stronger and can enforce their rule over others and boom, you're back to a government.

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>Tfw never had a deep discussion with anyone besides me dad in my life
>Tfw too socially awkward to start one
>Tfw have only ever lifted my mask in anonymous chatrooms and 4chan

I fucking hate myself.
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deep discussions with anyone other than Dad sucks, believe me I have tried
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>>34761829
well I had a lot of deep conversation in my life but never with my father
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>>34761829
>tfw you and your best friend from middle school had a distinct conversation style where there were no mental barriers and everything flowed freely (and sometimes incoherently)
>can never find that again because you need to earn peoples' trust, live up to expectations, or pass some filtration mechanism, and you require that other people do the same for you, and adults' heads are so filled with bullshit that there's no point in getting to know them and their thoughts anyway

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If your date were to do this to you, how would you react?
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>>34761815

I keep seeing this but i don't fucking get it.
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AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE TO ME MOUTH WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU HOLY SHITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>34761815
Try to get canceled like the show should have years ago.

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What does r9k think on the concept of arrange marriages?
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It's an aspect of culture. If a lady in that nation dislikes the practice, she should move to a more progressive country.

I've seen documentaries showing places like India and Uzbekistan where the women seem excited to find somebody to marry. Our disgusted reaction in the west is learned behavior.
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I believe that system is at fault for the over abundance of beta males because we relied on such a system to find a partner.

Literally being BTFO by the carousel right now.

That said, being alone is comfy.
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Keep it to poo people countries thanks.

What's the easiest, cheapest, most painless way to commit suicide in an urban area?
>inb4 shotgun
I aint American cunt
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Suffocate yourself with Helium. You'll giggle and fall asleep, for good.
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>>34761793
Depends on the area, any tall buildings?
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>>34761793
Oh my god
Dude
My g, do shit you like
Quit your job and try your hand at living a life on the woods. Get eaten by a bear, don't fucking shoot yourself the world is yours

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What is the thinking man's fetish?
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The thinking man's fetish is making America great again.
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>inb4 some faggot says cuckoldry again
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>>34761786
The thinking man's fetish is abstinence.

Ask me whatever dating questions you have. I won't give you the "just be yourself" meme, I'll answer as truthfully as possible.
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are youuuu a girl y/n
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Why don't you eat shit and die?
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>>34761826
No, i am not of the female gender.

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