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who likes to chill and smoke some loud
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>recreational weed is legal in my state
>take two puffs and get high for hours
>don't get anything done
>sometimes get paranoid as hell
I wish my sensitivity to weed wasn't so high. I don't mind getting really high, I just don't want it to last for more than an hour. Instead I end up zonked out for hours at a time and then there's a gradual sobering up.
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>>39656196
Keep smoking and your tolerance will build up. Don't mix weed with alcohol til you're more experienced.
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>>39656196
you should try taking only one puff

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https://applymagicsauce.com/demo.html#_=_
takes your normie book likes and tweets and summarizes up who you are online.
post results.
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this is very accurate
origig
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>>39656269
im 21 but the rest feels about right
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>>39656079
>Facebook account

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Can precum get a girl pregnant? Also, has anyone semen spiked anything?
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>>39656061
Apparently yes but it has yet to happen that I am aware of
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>>39656061
in sex ed they told us 25% of men have sperm in their precum
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>>39656061
Yes. Precum has sperm in it.
It isn't terribly likely, as the vagina is an incredibly hostile environment, and these guys don't have the sheer numbers or enhanced protective and nourishing semen a proper ejaculation has, but it can happen.

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>who else /fent/ here?
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You should probably find a way to quit that. There's an epidemic of people dying from overdoses. You might end up dying.
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I'm still on the oxy phase of my addiction. What should I expect?
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>>39656051
You'll most likely OD on it. It really fucks with your brain too I remember they had to give my 17 year old brother fent when he had to get his appendix taken out. He was having constant mood swings for over a week. Those drugs kill.

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Would you be willing to date a asexual fembot?

Assuming that she gave you permission to have one-night stands with other women in order to satisfy your 'needs'.

Pic not related
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If i was having one night stands why would i need to date an asexual fembot???
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>>39656038
If you didn't had any luck with that, you could always visit a prostitute.
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>>39656013
Probably not. I mean would she let me have sex with her? Asexual means you're indifferent or repulsed? If you're indifferent then having sex shouldn't be so bad. Also maybe she enjoys the other parts of sex, touching etc

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/brainlet/ thread. IQ must be lower than 110 to post ITT.
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>>39655990
>110 is a brainlet now
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Fellow brainlets, what do you think is the worst part of being a brainlet?
For me, it's the lack of creativity. I'll never create anything that makes people go 'wow that's cool, never seen that before.' I also find it hard to think independently, to the point where my entire life philosophy is based on /r9k/ posts.
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>>39655990
>tfw you used to be a smart cookie until the depression turned you in to a brainlet

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do you get jealous?
I mean extremely jealous with lot of anger and envy...
when you see how normies can get girls naturally, when you see couples kissing and hugging in happiness, when every normie you know already had at least a girlfriend...

worse yet, have you ever listened a Chad talking about how girls gets in love with him and how he dismiss them because of that? Once I had to listen a Chad talking about a gorgeous girl who started crying after sex telling him "I LOVE YOU" and how Chad kicked her out

aren't you tired of all this bullshits? of being always the watcher and never the protagonist, of being trolled by life by being denied the main thing that makes us men

can we even do anything about this? I can't stand it anymore...
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>TFW you don't even get answers on 4chan

I am done
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>>39655957
go MGTOW women are worthless
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>>39655957
Sure, anon.
It hurts and the only thing to do is hope for scraps... Impure, unfaithful scraps.

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>tfw your sissy white boi meme has crushed the morale of straight white men on 4chan
"Now I am become Death, the destroyer of heterosexual white men.".
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>>39655953
It's a pretty good meme, alright.
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Opinions on Sonic the Sissy-Hog?:

http://archiveofourown.org/works/11923920

http://archiveofourown.org/works/11798901

http://archiveofourown.org/works/11778270
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>>39655953
You're such a dumb sissy whiteboi

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Any robots ever try study/"smart" drugs? (adderall, Modafinil etc.) How do they make you feel? what are the risks involved?
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is noopept worth trying?

no adderall prescription nor the ability to get my hands on it illegally and apparently noopept is the most potent of nootropics.
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adderall xr 25 mg
I crush up the beads and rail it, i get a better high from it
basically you dont have racing thoughts and have laser focus on what youre doing atm
sometimes pair it with xanax to get a more smooth come down
this shit will kill your sex drive too, good for nofap if youre into that
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>>39656401
>good for nofap if youre into that
Nope, the point of nofap is to recover a healthy sex drive, not kill it even more

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Okay, /r9k/, I'm very upset and I don't know what to do.

>sister got a new boyfriend two months ago
>never showed me any pictures of him or told me anything useful about him because apparently "I meddle too much"
>asked mom if she knows anything about it, but she told me to mind my own business

>fast-forward to today
>sister's bday party
>only show up because I know that her new bf will be there
>it's a small party, 10 girls and 3 guys there, my sister included
>she didn't exactly invite me, but she's my sister so I figured out that it's no big deal if I come over
>she doesn't seem too happy about it
>ask her if her bf's there, and she tells me that he'll be a bit late
>30 minutes later doorbell rings
>I'm finally going to see who my sister is dating
>and guess what? IT'S A FUCKING NIGGER (or maybe a half-nigger) WITH SOME WEIRD SHORT DREADLOCKS!
>stare at him awkwardly while he's niggerishly introducing himself
>he even tried to shake my fucking hand
>so, after a moment of shock, I start yelling at my sister, tell her to never talk to me again because she's a fucking disappointment and also tell her that she's not my sister anymore or something like that, I don't remember
>nigger and my sister also start yelling something in ebonics, and everybody looks upset even though I'm the only person there who actually has a reason to be upset
>those three guys are telling me to stop
>nigger looks like he's about to get violent, so I leave
>there's a fucking pit bull tied in her garden, a literal nigger dog
>consider killing that dog but decide not to
>realize that my sister got ravaged by a goddamn nigger, and that there's nothing I can do about it
>kick a cat on my way home

What the fuck should I do now? How do I get revenge?

And before any of you ask, I never had sex with my sister, I'm just very concerned.
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shouldnt have kicked the cat

called her out which is good tho
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You know, at least he tried to shake your hand. Why cant you just man up?
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DO NOT ABUSE KITTIES YOU HUMAN PIECE OF FILTH
FUCK YOU, YOU'RE NO BETTER THAN A NIGGER

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If you could make a small change to humanity, what would it be?
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Remove all kikes, niggers and fags.
It's a small change that will go a long way :)
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>>39655726
>remove 60% of the population
>small change
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>>39655726
dont forget all the mudslimes or pajeets either

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God-damn, I want to be BLACKED so badly.

How does it feel, Robots? To have a big, black brute pounding at you and dominating you?
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Tejas?
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>tfw all those shitty racebait posts actually made me want to fuck and dominate an effeminate sissy boy
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>>39655699
omg is that u anon??....you know why i'm here

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I want to ____ that forehead!
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>>39655657
her forehead is not even that big
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>>39655657
give a kissy
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>>39655687
yes it is

I wanna polish this shit like a bowling ball

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How many of you are antifa faggots?
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>>39655600
Reminder that being extremist to either end of the spectrum is a sign of low intelligence
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Antifa simply translates to antifascist.
Antifa is no organization whatsoever.
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>>39655755
just like north korea is a democratic republic and baptists only bomb abortion clinics because they care so much about the sanctity of an embryo

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Just spent the last hour of my life trying to log out of a secondary Gmail from my phone to no avail instead of sleeping because Google is a fucking piece of shit. Literally no sing out option and if I try to access it from the phone settings it gives me a big old middle finger and crashes. Ask a frustrated robot anything
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>>39655562
Wanna see how big my hips and butt have gotten from ingesting estrogen?
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>>39655562
did you try updating your phone?
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>>39655562
Do you hate jews as much as I do?

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