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Why is marijuana the best antidepressant in the whole world
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It only is for certain people. All it does for me is make me scared and paranoid and nervous.
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Because it's not. MDMA and microdosed Acid are superior.
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>>35542001
hiding from your feelings is definitely a good habit

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Whats going on your lives robots? Are you a hikikomori? How are you feeling? How did you get this this point in your life? How do you plan to get out of the void?
Lets have a chat and get cozy
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>>35541964
>on your lives
>this this
anon does writing this make you nervously retarded?

How am i doing? pic related
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>>35542030
i am OP and wrote this
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Not a hiki, I'm actually a student. Go to uni three times a week, so I spend more than half a week shut in. When I go there I don't talk to anyone. It's just a procedure to me.

Today is one of my free days. Kind of. Got a test tomorrow so I gotta read some PDFs. Probably gonna half ass it and score 60% like usual.

I've been coping with this lifestyle through drinking and smoking weed, but I broke down last Sunday and decided to stop spending every waking second drunk. Let's hope it lasts.

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>Anon I have done a lot of things in the past which I am not proud of
>But I am ready to settle down with a nice guy like you :)
Do you realize that this is the best most of us we will get right? An old,used and extremelly obese roastie
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>>35541888
Never going let this happen to me desu
I'd rather starve than eat shit
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>>35541916
This. men worldwide are waking up to the roastie menace.
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>>35541888
I have no problem with that but if she's fat she has to go. Mommy gf is GOAT.

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>that loner kid who only wore black and was constantly the butt of columbine jokes, but no-one fucked with him because military Chad-Dad

>that kid who was relatively normal but had no friends because smelled like that garbage island in the pacific

>that kid who smoked 2 packs a day

>that chad who almost everyone (teachers included) loved but who openly went behind his (still) GF's back twice and still creeps on underage girls' instagrams
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>that kid who would run at light speed to get to class on time
>that kid who would ask to go to the bathroom at the beginning of class only to go outside and smoke cigs for the rest of the period
>that hispanic kid who rolled a blunt in class and sold it to another hispanic kid
>that kid who would buy lunch everyday and get the same thing
>that kid who would at tough in front of the teacher
>that kid who tried out for the football team and didn't make it so he took a bunch of steroids,, joined the baseball, got huge, turned up positive on a drug test and was sent to a rehab facility in Texas
>that kid who dropped out of school freshman year to play League all day
>that kid who never really fit in to any social group this is me
>that super smart kid who everybody made fun of
>that kid who ate a plastic waterbottle cap for a dollar and had to go to the hospital
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>>35542066
Your school sounds much more interesting than mine was desu
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>>35541875
>THAT KID WHO POSTS THE SAME BORING THREADS EVERY FUCKING DAY AND THINKS HE'S NOT RUINING THIS BOARD???

kys

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what is a comfy career path that would have me surrounded with women all the time? i want to maximize my chances...
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>>35541863
Become a nurse.
You will have more freetime than doctors, and you have to socialize with the other nurses.
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>>35541863
Inbound call center.

Pretty much any unskilled labor work that has no actual work involved is full of women.
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>>35541863
what skill's do you have ?
My room mate is graphics editor for a small fashion mag and 70 % of the people he interacts with are female, some of them models

>>35541892
he said comfy
their nothing comfy about being a nurse, it's a realy high stress job

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Women PERFER Ugly men to Chads.

You have 0 reasons not to have a gf if you are an uggo.
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Author probably couldnt get married to a Chad by 30 and is coping hard
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>>35541825
yet throughout my life i've seen the complete opposite and this board is also proof

she puts forth no arguments, just "oh, attractive men are pleasing to the eye. b-but WE LIKE UNATTRACTIVE MEN TOO!! THESE TV SHOWS have UNATTRACTIVE MEN in them, which means im right"
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I don't think this true now. Just look at the date the article was written. Maybe this was true in the past, but it's definitely not true now.

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How is it possible no one here has
a fembot gf yet?

So many wasted chances you guys throw away. Sad!
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>>35541789
Are those all trannies. Because they look like they are all trannies
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>>35541981

They are all trannies, this is just another cancerous feminine benis thread
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>>35541789
No-goes:
>quid
>sheen (wtf)
>Pleb maybe
>Samantha

The rest I would gf if they actually were girls or girls(male) and not boys.
Too bad no one wants me.

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How does the average robot walk?
Ever since I got ran over by a car I walk like a fucking zombie.
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>>35541749
Probably forward head, at least that's how I do. I think it has to do with social anxiety...
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I have a good posture, but I'm always looking up so my head is tilted backwards, it's voluntary not a malformation.
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middle one, I have a hole in my chest that forces my shoulders forward.
makes me lose about 4 inches on my height

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>he is not a hikikomori
explain this
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Why do you say he's a hikki or a NEET? Because the room in the picture is messy?
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>>35541793
because he's from the wikipedia page on hikkikomori's

man I want to know more about them, but you don't find many resources online, was searching for that one book shutting out the sun, but no dice
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>>35542290
I got you senpai

https://a.uguu.se/eTXDgS1ocUsp_ShuttingOuttheSun-MichaelZielenziger.epub

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Thread #3

Ask anything, share anything, whether you want someone to simply listen, or whether you have more in-depth questions.
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It's a slow day. If you choose to speak, you'll be the only one for a while.
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I lack all motivation and sometimes consider suicide as means of escaping menial tasks like doing the dishes. I work enough night shifts that I'm constantly fatigued and have trouble getting anything done during the day, but not enough to drag myself out of debt.

I'm also autistic as fuck in that it pisses me off watching other people be pointlessly emotional to eachother. If you're going to forgive them, do it, and if you're not, just stop talking to them. Yelling isn't going to help anything.
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>>35542012

Interesting.

Any traumas in your past or more recent past?

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It happened again, lads
I developed a crush on a girl i don't even know
We are studying the same major
She is a total 10/10 qt3.14
>tall
>blonde
>fit
>beautiful eyes
I'm thinking all the time about her
Even in my dreams and after fapping

Is this a crush or worse, a oneitis?
How do i get rid of it?
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I would also like to know OP
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>>35541710
Talk to her and realize she's not the person you made her up to be.
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If she's a 10/10 like you say you need to understand you have no chance with her. After you accept that it will get easier

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> claims to be a roastie
> claims to be a fembot

WHAT
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>>35541667
Cringe as fuck bro
Take the memes down a notch jesus
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>>35541667
There is literally no difference between roasties and fembots, you bluepilled autist.
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Just stop talking to the boring cunt

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Dubs decide what I'm going to do with it.
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>>35541631
Take proper care of it.
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snap it in half

Ghffbcthvcjfccynb
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>>35541631
Have a fun, educational and safe experience.

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who else has noodle arms in here?
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Look at those long, alien arms, Julian! Holy fuck boys! Cover that arm up, Trevor, you're scarin' my kitties!
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>>35541685

Fucking twiggy alien.
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>>35541622
>he thinks those are noodle arms

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>sister 4 years older than me hardly ever talks to me
>a year into college she starts skyping md out of the blue
>becomes way more frequent and longer as days go on
>when I go home for holidays she hugs me for kike about 5 minutes crying and kissing and saying "I missed you so much"

What the fuck is going on? Is she dying? Is she menstruating? I'm scared...
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She probably realized she isn't a great sister and wants to be better
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>>35541635
Agreed, my dude
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>>35541664
>my dude

For f sake, stop with the meme language. Your turing this board into a cesspool with all the meme BS and dragging conversation into the gutier. If you don't have anything productive to say please please don't say anything this board is supposed to be a board for intelligent disscussion. Go back to whatever hole you crawled out of and take youre "my dude" with you.

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