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Can anyone explain to me why black women, without a single exception, all worship Beyone?
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She's independently wealthy and she married a rapper. Gets to have her "stronk independent women" deal while having a billionaire man as a fallback. It's the female dream. And since she's sort of black, naturally black women like her.
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>>34849604
It's not even black women most women in general. I'm so fucking confused her music is subpar at best.
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>>34849604
Because she's good looking and preaches le women are stronk philosophy. That's how easy it is to get the whole female gender to like you
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theoreticaI coitus
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show me your sexual fluids
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Jesus! That is not coitus.
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fascinating assumption
http://bdsmtest.org
Post em.
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Boring test, this one.
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>>34849575
3/10 nearly falling asleep
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>>34849575
>8 pages
no thanks senpai
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at what age did you realize that you can never trust anyone and that love is a meme /r9k/?
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>>34849574
about 16
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>>34849574
10 years old when I found out most of my family hated me and were lying to my face.
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>>34849685
Why did your family hate you?
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why am I getting creep vibes form the OP
like he wants to secretly murder me
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>>34849486
haha, I don't?
How does one reply to such an accusation...
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I have a lot of spare money. Should I buy myself an edgelord outfit for fun?
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idk maybe
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>>34849321
>wrath t shirt
>trench coat
>cargo pants
>surplus boots
you're good to go
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>I'm still imagining the dots at the side of the glasses as his pupils
>his glasses still look like goofy eyes to me
>he wasn't good at COD
Any bigger way to spot the loser?
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>there are people that absolutely suck at cod yet play it all the time
I don't get it when I see a person thats prestiged and they go negative in a game I wonder why they play
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Because we are drunk......
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>>34849506
>I wonder why they play
for the lullz?
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>weird side hobbies/activities you have
I enjoy going to long-abandoned forums and discussion boards and thinking about how long ago people typed their threads and replies. It's very nostalgic for me.
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I like researching old internet history, shit like Pool's Closed or super old Youtube videos from like 2006.
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I like to sit on the roof of my building and watch people go places. It's always interesting to see where people are going.
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>>34849261
>>34849324
>>34849387
Max comfy
(oregano)
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>you answer up the phone
>" . . . "
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H-hello?
ORGIINAL ORIGINAL
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>>34849178
Stop calling me, you shitty meme!
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>>34849563
Don't be rude! Gondola is cute.
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I am legitimately starting to think one of my roommates is an actual vampire.
He's mostly awake and hyper-aware at night and very sleepy/lethargic during the day.
He seems to eat like a fucking silverback gorilla and never exercises yet somehow stays very thin. Almost skeletal. It's insane.
He's balding at 25.
He hates the sun and gets horrible rashes and blisters on his skin whenever he goes outside for more than 20 minutes at a time and he says it's really itchy. Because of this, he rarely goes out and has very pale skin. When he does go out, he has to wear a ridiculous sun hat and a hoodie and gets a lot of stares because he looks like a serial killer.
The thing that really tipped me off, though, is the fact that a couple of days ago I went to a korean market and picked up like three tubs of raw beef blood and he literally drank all three of them like they bottles of water. I swear to God, opened one of them, dipped a finger in, decided it was good, and drank the rest of it like a fine wine. Then he drank the other two. Then he went on and on all day about how beef blood is actually delicious and everyone should try it. Everyone else in the house was disgusted by it and he downed all the blood everyone else couldn't even drink half of.
More logically I think he just has some kind of weird disorder. Or maybe he's just deliberately trying to be edgy, but it's still entertaining to think about.
So now what?
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helpity bump
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Seems like a fucking fun roommate to have. Put some garlic under his pillow and see what happens
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Time to put a crucifix on your door and start eating garlic. And probably keep buying bloodpacks for him to feed on so he'll keep you around as a thrall rather than just devour you.
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>tfw mom talking about how my 13yo cousin is fucking with girls of his age
YES, I KNOW MOM, MY COUSIN IS 6'1 AND HES 13YO, I AM 20YO AND IM 5'5, YES, IM VIRGIN BECAUSE IT'S MY FAULT
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>>34849084
BTFO
You spanish underage faggot.
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>>34849084
what kind of parents let a 13 yr old boy & girl be alone enough for them to have sex?
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>>34849173
Just get out
You need to know english
And be 18+ to be in this site.
Btw.. Why do normies and normie kids keep coming here.
Does anybody knows?
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I need to masturbate to tadpoles, robots. I've been doing well keeping away from it but the urges are rising.
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>>34849083
NOW NOW RIGHT NOW RIGHT FUCKING NOW
OH GOD ANONS HELP ME MY DICK MAY MAKE ME AN UNSTOPPABLE FORCE
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>>34849083
>>34849144
Are you talking about tadpoles or "tadpoles?"
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>>34849193
The latter, for certain.
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>got called for 3 different jobs
>phone was without battery/i was sleeping
dalsklfjdhasldkfjhalk
rfljf UF
TODAY IS NOT MY FUCKING DAY
/vent
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>>34849027
>what is voicemail
Are you retarded?
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Call them back and make up an excuse, dumbass.
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>>34849089
too anxious for that
>>34849036
we dont use that in my country, its A SIN
>tfw /r9k/ isnt a blue board
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>>34848875
That frog when /r9k/ doesn't have a benevolent dictator mod to purge this board of tranny, gay, female, and normalfag threads
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>>34848875
>tfw /r9k/ isnt a blue board
good feel
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>>34848900
And anime/role play threads too.
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Oh, brave robot, I have a job for you. A Stacy has made her den in the forest up the river from here and the lord can't send an extermination party because they're all off fighting the war in the North. She is stealing all of our men and there is no one we can turn to. Please robot, exterminate the Stacy and you will be rewarded handsomely.
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Be very, very quiet. I'm hunting a cyborg.
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>>34848771
Will no robot take up this contract and save our village?
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