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What does teen love/teen sex feel like?
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A dangerous mix of innocent and violent
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i will never feel it.
that's all i know.
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NO ONE in this website right now will EVER experience it.
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>be me
>22 year old kissless virgin
>living in house share with 5 others
>4 guys 1 grill
>guys always bringing back grills and loudly banging them
>feelsbad.jpg
>go out to club with them to pick up grill
>loud noises aggravate my autism
>puke on some grill
>kicked out
>go home and wank into bottle
>collect as much semen as I can
>next day
>been up all night wanking into bottle
>throw my semen at wall
>leave room
>tell everyone I fucked a grill and she squirted on my wall
>they come and see my semen wall
>"Uhh anon what the fuck is that?"
>qt female housemate pointing at semen bottle
>Everyone quiet
>I start sobbing
>One of the guys says its jizz and they leave my room
It's been two days, they're avoiding me. What should I do?
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>>36542207
You are fucked. All you can do is wait.
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Yo wtf nigga are u literaLly retarded
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>>36542207
tell tem you just wanted to impress them andyoure sorry
clean your fucking wall
howcould you think that a bottle full of a week's cum would look like one cum
when people have sex they don't cum on walls...
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Remember that if you use discord or other chatting/VOIP Websites willing to socialize and make internet friends, you are a Failed Normalfag and must leave .
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>>36542202
They won't leave just because you tell them to, silly. You need some sort of leverage. Do something scary!
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>>36542202
I'm too shy to use my voice >.<
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>>36542202
It's as easy as talking to you, you must have to realize that you're hiding behind a false identity. You can that's your account, leave and do whatever you want with this. There is no consequence.
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how does r9k feel knowing their neet bucks are costing the country 4.75 trillion dollars?
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i wish i could be on neetbux and add to the cost
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>>36542187
Only on NEETbux because no one WANTS me to work.
Doing what I can to export the economy to third-world countries. :)
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>>36542187
According to a simple fucking google search SSA annual budget is 910 billion. Most of that is being paid to seniors and disabled while working people that are rightfully entitled to said benefits from paying in so much to the system over their years. For the NEETs, still entitled to them because they are incapable of getting and holding down a job. Why you think about this so much senpai? Taxes aren't optional and if you are poor enough you get a large portion back as a refund.
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>person adds me on discord
>"hey wanna be friends?"
>ask if they're a girl
>"yes"
>blocked
Just cleaning up the filth anons, "fembots" get the fuck off my board you are not welcome here.
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You're doing the lords work anon
Oregonilio
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>>36542160
>implying you're not a jealous trap
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>>36542160
more fembots for me
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You ever feel like all your doing in life is what other people tell you to do and that you're just jerking everyone off so that they feel happy?
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>>36542148
pussy ass nig
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>>36542148
Why is that guy always crying
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>>36542769
Too many hoes in his meal
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>be me
>be 14
>crush on girl
>it's mutual
>life happens
>fast forward four years
>be me
>fresh 18
>run across crush
>still pretty
>still mutual
>life happens again
>fast forward four more years
>22 now
>have a place to live and enough to eat
>contact her
>few months nothing
>suddenly she needs someone to teach her english
>agree
>meet up
>still pretty
>still mutual
>ask if she's single
>"it's in the early stage, there's nothing serious at all right now"
>asks me the same
>experienceanxietyzenyata.jpg
>use weaponised autism
>sneeze "she's lesbian" into her face
>iwanttofuckingdierightfuckingnow
>she didn't give up
>kept talking and having fun until it was dark
>that's about four whole hours more
>walk her home
>stand in front of her house
>talk for another hour in the fucking cold
>trying to understand body language
>"she looks like she's dancing, is this sign of affection?"
>after the hour she says goodbye and goes
>shaky walk home
>insecure
>uncertain
>ask friend
>she was waiting for me to make a move
>fucking begging me to make a move
>couldn't make it more obvious
>two weeks pass
>she keeps making up excuses to not see me
>six more weeks pass
>"I think fucked up a date."
It took me two fucking months to realize I've fucked up the only decent date I've been on in years, even worse, one I've been dreaming about for almost a decade. Not khv's, not even fucking diehard bronies are as pathetic as me.
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>>36542119
This is fantastic. Thanks for making my morning brighter.
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>>36542119
Why don't women just make the first move? It's so much easier for them anyway. If they get rejected it's no big deal, but if a guy gets rejected the girl proceeds to ruin his life by calling him "creepy" all over social media.
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>>36542192
that would be the final end of khv's forever
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Tfw no light-skinned, non-ghetto black gf
I fucked things up with my crush beyond repair last week after it was going so great. Just so great, and i made a huge mistake that turned her off as well as fucked up my life. Anyways i had a dream last night i had a gf like pic related and all the pain went away for awhile.
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>>36542100
Bump for more caramel waifus
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>>36542100
Freema is beautiful
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>>36542100
Freema more like
FREE MAH ANCESTORS
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>it's 4pm
>haven't eaten anything today
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>eat one 500-calorie meal
>good for the next 48 hours
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>>36542092
So then eat something. Are you retarded?
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Skelly reporting in. Just woke up at 4pm, haven't ate since dinner time yesterday.
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How does /r9k/ find their porn? Which search website do you use?
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I just browse /gif/
I use to browse alot of different sites but /gif/ is perfect
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redditlist.com, /h/, /gif/
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>>36542091
When i fap to 2d i use Gelbooru
When i fap to 3d i use Pornhub
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>You will never have a qt virgin wife
Why bother going on, anons?
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Because I may as well finish this game.
>what would you do ? If I followed you
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>>36542063
Virginity is a social construct anyway. Just get with someone you genuinely like that hasn't been the town bike.
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>>36542186
>Virginity is a social construct.
Nigger, what?
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Why not just use a gloryhole, /r9k/? No talking, don't even have to look at the other person or be looked at. You just get off and can get back to your life.
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>>36542041
>tfw too scared somebody will put a giant needle through my penis or cut it off
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So imagine getting fucked by some guy with AIDS in a room, but the room is dark so you cant see him. But you like getting fucked in the ass like the faggot you are. So even though you've contracted a life long disease, you walk out of the room at the end saying "hey. That's pretty good."
Why the fuck would you risk putting your dick into something you cant see. For all you know you might be fucking a goddamn cow.
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yeah its a hot fantasy but in reality its just too risky
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Did your teachers ever 'fake-smile' at you while telling you off?
Felt patronizing as fuck
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no they just yelled at me
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I was a good boy so I never got told off
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>>36542085
Ditto, never seen them use the fake smile before, is that a new thing? Or is giving the old yell in front of the class too harsh?
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Doing drawing requests. Don't request something too complicated so everyone will be able to get a turn.
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simple lion tattoo design?
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Bill Nye getting gang banged by a bunch of niggers.
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>>36542008
Normalfags being put into a woodchipper
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Where you going sweetheart?
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What the fuck!? Back the fuck off !?
Globalists.
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>>36541983
>women
>driving
>mfw
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>>36541983
Let us go to Cracker Barrel, darling.