GET UP AND DO SOMETHING FOR ONCE, YOU LAZY FAT FUCK. Roll for a productive activity:
1 - Brush your teeth
2 - Take a shower
3 - Clean your room
4 - Do your laundry
6 - Make your bed
7 - Take out the trash
8 - Go to bed early
9 - Get off 4chan for the rest of the night
0 - 50 push-ups, 50 sit-ups, 50 squats
Dubs or higher - Congratulations! Do nothing.
>>35820820
watch me get something easy
>>35820820
no thanks I think I'm going to go to bed instead
>>35820820
roollllllorignallllfa
So I left /r9k/ a few years ago during the Poo Poo Pee Pee era because it was overran with normies
So did anything change? Is it worth coming back here? Did it change for the better or for the worse?
An original no.
>>35820796
Everyday:
>/pol/ shit
>Tripfags
>Trannies
>Some autist with the Obama thread
>wagecuck threads on weekends
So you tell me how it is now vs then.
I'd say worse with the pepe/trump shilling.
>>35820906
>Also lonelyfags
>coolest
>funnest
>saddest
I can't decide what's the most sexy though.
>>35820765
asuka, she even fits in with the colors
>>35820801
But she's not a robot...
>>35820918
she has one though
Why are Asians so racist?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQOHZEYrXxQ
>asian confederaboo
Didn't know this existed.
>>35820823
His channel got deleted but he started making videos again
Is this sad kino from r9k?
>tranny
>hormones failed to make me attracted to men, they just smell good now
how do I get a girlfriend
Is there a single girl on planet earth that likes trannies?
>>35820736
That's unfortunate I really wish I could get a tranny gf. A few girls like trannies. How old are you?
Yes. A lot. But you are probably a charisma-free beta male. Since starting hormones I have become attracted to men, which is nice, but makes me realize both genders are shit. It also makes me realize gender mostly does not matter.
>>35820736
How does everyone get the courage to transition? It scares the shit out of me. I think about how I would probably look like shit and all the bad things that could happen and I just scare myself deep into the closet. I even have dysphoria but I just can't seem to do it.
>normies pay $460 for autism shoes
nah, normies wouldn't wear that. that's more /fa/ggot shit
>>35820730
Honestly the people who are into "streetwear" are usually autistic as fuck. They aren't cool people, thats why they got into streetwear in the first place. You would never see a Chad wearing shoes like that.
someone explain this normie shit to me
anti jokes thread
>What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?
>"We are both lawyers."
>what did op say ?
>i'm a faggot and i have no taste
>>35820648
I've thought of a new anti-joke
Knock knock
Come in and welcome to my house
Would you lose your virginity with a
prostitute or a trap?
for a while I considered it but I think I would feel too guilty about buying a prostitute. can someone recommend me a book about how prostitution is okay so I can not feel like a rapist for buying a whore and i can lose my virginity finally? thanks...
>>35821210
Why would you care about their feelings? You've already paid them.
>>35821249
because I wish to be a good Man. i want to do what is right, and moral.....
Isn't having sex once but then never again as bad as being a virgin? It just means it was all a fluke and you really are destined to be alone.
>>35820552
yep
oregeno.
FUCK YOU R9K KYS
ANYONE that has sex is
a) attractive enough
b) outgoing enogh
c) normie enough
doesn't fucking matter if you had sex once, you fulfilled those prerequisites once and so are better than us
>>35820552
If you can get pussy once, you will know how to get pussy again. That's how it works, so your situation just seems implausible.
Fembot Breeding Discord, come join!
https://discord.gg/0jRadYw8Filf4iXV
>A whole discord filled with dudes
Yeah Anon this will go well.
>>35820472
Don't use the Lain for this shit ;_;
>>35820580
I want to breed Lain, I couldn't help it. <3
>Parents wanna visit me
>Still haven't told them about my kid
>>35820432
LOL how does this happen?
>>35820432
>Devil Choice
Gaslight them.
Pretend they've been visiting every weekend, and how sorry you were when they missed your kids first birthday party.
>Normie choice
Just tell them.
>>35820462
Iovrd away and got very lonely so I actually started asking girls out. Eventually got a GF that didn't work out but she had my kid
>that fucking kid who didn't get into music until he was 17 years old and acted like he was the first person in the world to find out about The Beatles or Black Sabbath
>that kid who tried to be metal and goth, but because of the school dress codes could only wear black sweatpants and black Nike hoodies
>>35820362
That first one was me. But back off, I wasn't allowed to listen to rock.
>>35820433
*aloud
>>35820433
I was the second kid :^)
What was the first music you got into?
How do i gain le intelligence so i can stop being a brainlet retard that doesn't understand shit?
>>35820301
you can't gain intelligence, you're fucked
better to accept and find a living for brainlets
>>35820301
develop a sense of curiosity
start wondering about things, and then find out about them
I started playing chess and learning Russian 2 years ago and I'm slightly smarter now because of it.
Someone talk to me I'm really bored and lonely please
>>35820269
what do ya wanna talk about anon
>>35820284
If he had something to talk about, he would have started with that, instead of whining that he's boring and alone
i'm with you on being bored and lonely.
hang in there OP. Whats on your mind?
I DONT WANNA DIE A VIRGINNNNNNN REEEEEEEEEEE STOP THISS
I WANNA BE NORMAL
I WANNA BE A CHAD
PLEASE FUCK FUCK FUCK WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE BEING A FUCKING BETA UGLY MANLET AUTIST
I DONT WANNA DO THIS ANYMORE PLEASE JUST LET ME BE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
FUUUUCCCKKKKK AAAAAAAHHHHHHH
just rent a whore lol
>>35820165
>letting sex or lack thereof rule your life
start by getting off this board you fucking normalfag