>tfw unworthy of uncensored porn
I'm not sure if it works that well if they have clothes on
>>37064288
Less denial but its still feet so therefore hot as hell
>tfw developed foot fetish by browsing this board
Thanks guys.
Do girls like men with long hair?
I'm too scared to cut it, but my mom says it's ridiculous. I know I shoudn't care, but if the reason I can't get a gf is my hair then I think I should care right?
fuck it as long as your hair is clean keep your locks if you want
Grow that shit out, man. Bitches love long, flowing locks. Just make sure you take good care of it.
Wish i had an answer bruv. It seems like they either love it or are disgusted by it, nobody is indifferent to it.
Is yours straight or all fucked up and wavy/curly like mine
Are there non-meme cures to depression?
I've tried exercising, that just makes me exhausted, and I don't get the rush I used to get from it.
Psychedelics and regular anti depressants
Have you tried sex
motorcyclesuntil they break
Let's have a real discussion about why the majority of humanity believe it is acceptable to consume meat.
I'd really like to help people to change not just for ethical reasons, but for health and environmental reasons too.
So tell me robots why haven't you become a vegan yet?
Why? Because i really just do not fucking care 2bh. I just dont care enough. If i was fat or out of shape maybe i would consider it as a last ditch resort to lose weight, but im pretty /fit/
originally this senpai oWo
>I'd really like to help people to change not just for ethical reasons, but for health and environmental reasons too.
Focus on one thing. Don't do this annoying thing where you move the goalposts.
Because what else are you going to do all day?
Give me some movies to watch
>>37063758
I always reccommend Look Who's Back if you wanna watch something.....different.
go watch 127 hours or into the wild
>>37063805
This movie is the epitome of "DUDE HITLER LMAO"
Today is the best day ever. The cute fembot at tim hortons drew a heart on my cup
>tee hee if I draw this half assed heart maybe that loser will give me a bigger tip
i would probably never visit the place again or whenever i would enter i would spy from the windows is that fembot there
>>37063765
Nobody ever tips at tim hortons.
Join in, chit chat. Or don't. bPZYU6R
Comfy server. Everyone is welcome.
Come in and relax. Or play a round of "try and trigger the mods"
>pro tip: you can't
>>37063399
Damn I got the dub dubs.
>>37063320
In case it isn't clear this discord
itt: You wake up in a world where your mother physically resembles the last "over 30" female you fapped to (and the person you fapped to now resembles your mom).
Literally nothing else changes
wat do
Presumably suddenly become far more attractive.
What if the last over 30 female I fapped to was my mom?
>>37063113
Nothing you stupid faggot. Incest is bad.
why do some women cut their hair short. It's like their trying to be less attractive. They do this often after a breakup.
>>37062982
There is a small percentage of women who look good with short hair (although they always look better with long hair), because they have really attractive faces. So other women want to be like them and fuck up 99% of the times
>>37063036
I think it's much deeper than that. I think they had a Chad boyfriend who liked to pull their hair during sex and after pumping and dumping them they started assoiciating hair with being dumped.
I need more opinions from r9k psychologists.
ITT: name the threads you HATE seeing on this board
>"mom found the cum niffler" threads
>BRAAAAP threads
>"wagie wagie NEET" threads simply because they're the only actual "degenerate" thing on this board in the sense that anyone who chooses to live on welfare is a scourge on society and is literally being a nigger
>>37062836
>Anime threads
>Spiderman threads
>neet vs wagecuck
foh that's/r9k/ gold fampai
>>37062877
Oh my i believe we have a spiderman thread
This thread is for FEMBOTS ONLY.
If you have a dick STAY OUT and keep on scrolling.
Here is my list of instant turn off/next boy please:
> Makes less than 6 figures
> Height starts with 5 (xD manchildren)
> Cock less than 7 inches
> Very few guy friends
> Less than 4 female friends
> Too fat or too skinny
> Plays video games
> Dresses badly
> Can't dance
> Can't cook
> Ugly face
> Runs away from a fight
Little bit about myself:
I'm an MIS and Marketing major, top of my class. I have an IQ of 146. I'm only a sophomore and have had 7 internships. I'm a member of the MENSA society. I voted for Trump. I'm not a feminist, however, I'm probably more intelligent than most of the beta cucks on r9k.
Wether you like it or not, females are comperable. Were not here to steal your money. I'll probably make more than you. I'm not going to make you a sandwhich, I'll have my personal chef do it. The ironic thing is my father married for looks and I'm actually attractive as well. Cocky? Yes. Ashamed? No. And no I won't show you my tits you pathetic scum.
>>37062686
fuck off troon
What a poor bait attempt, take a sage
>>37062686
hey OP its really cool that ur a girl, my name is Dan and im unlike those beta cucks if anything ill be the one in the kitchen =D
email me at [email protected] i think ur really interesting person and id love to talk to you more
>Tell female friend that I wish I was a girl one night in confidence
>She tells everyone, including her mother, who then calls my father and says that I'm "brave"
>Parents aren't talking to me anymore
NEVER TRUST A ROASTIE
I don't get it, what's the problem? Seems like she and your parents did the right thing.
>>37062604
I told my female friend I wanted to be a girl when I was 17 and she told me "I don't want any gay friends". That bitch put me in the fucking closet for years. I hate her for that I wish I just came out to my parents then instead.
>>37063923
I actually hate her with all my heart I thought she would accept me. Fucking didn't transition at 17 and started in my early 20's because of her.
What do you guys see when you look out your window?
pic related, that's outside my window
>>37062171
I'd kill for a view like that, nowhere in the UK is flat enough and chances are if you look out your window you're staring at 5 other houses
All I can see everyday is depressive post-soviet buildings around me in this god forsaken place.
ow ow ow my eyes
Anyone here's NEETdom come from being schizophrenic? I can't be the only one who's like this:
>20 years old
>Went to a special school for mentally ill kids after first psychotic break at 16
>Live with parents because can't hold down a job due to paranoia and weird behavior
>Tinfoil all over windows to keep people from listening in
>In a constant state of not knowing what is real and what isn't
>Bugsalloverskin.jpeg
>Can barely be bothered to take care of myself (eat bathe, etc)
>In and out of psych wards
>At least I'm self aware
I know everyone here is autistic but...Any robots on the schizophrenia spectrum?
Can anyone give me some warning sings? I'm pretty sure I'm both Schizoid and Schizotypal, and I'm not sure whether or not I'm progressing further into something else.
Funnily enough I think my paranoia of being schizophrenic is my best anchor to reality.
>>37062145
yeah, me. been schizo neet for over 8 years.
I'm 32 now. slowly got better over the years of taking my meds religiously and adhering to treatment.
I even have a job and something like a social life now. Still believe in some of my delusions though. but I can manage.
>>37062184
Having both Schizotypal and Schizoid means you're most likely in the prodromal phrase of schizophrenia or schizoaffective. You'll probably have a psychotic break at some point. Don't do any meth or else you'll be psychotic for life.
Anyway I found this on Schizophrenia.com:
http://schizophrenia.com/earlysigns.htm
When you race mix you're pretty much throwing away your heritage.
>>37062119
When you're an adult virgin, you're literally throwing away your heritage
>>37062119
Not if your sperm is strong my friend
If you don't fuck your cousins you are throwing away your 'heritage'