Left or right? Please do pick one.
>>36166659
Left of course. What's that question.
Their faces both look weird but at least the left one is taller. I'd say left.
>>36166659
Fuck left and cum on right's glasses when I'm finished
P.S. We know you are the right one, OP fembot
What is the most beta or cringiest thing you've done for a girl or in an attempt to get laid?
>>36166634
was a fuckboi for ~6 months. Once i got laid, dropped everyone and now i have no friends.
>>36166634
Backrubs
>>36166634
> fucked her pussy with my dick
There's been an awful lot of men hate and fembot feels on here lately, and not enough women hate. I don't appreciate this.
>be 16
>go into the other classroom in math because it's quiet and nobody else is in there
>faggot roastie comes in all nice and shit
>"I'm here if you need to talk, anon."
>most likely going to manipulate me into being her emotional tampon and nothing more
>remember that the last female I spoke with did this to me and abandoned me for another guy
>tell roastie to fuck off and never talk to me ever again
>"but anon, I was just being ni-"
>"shut the fuck up holes. Do you think I'm this dumb to fall for your scheme?"
>roastie starts crying and runs out of the room
>feel accomplished
Good story OP
>Be 18
>In college
>See roastie trip
>Laugh at her
>Go to class
>>36166508
>Be 18 yesterday at the library
>See text from gf (only one I've had)
>Tells me how much fun she had with her new bf the day before
>Left the library and haven't done anything productive since then
>mfw
>>36166508
Normally I sympathize with the women haters. But life must go on.
As for the "men hate threads", it's usually just young fembot sluts whining that Chad won't date them, and then further going on rants about how beta males are at fault for Chad not wanting them.
ITT: What country you're from and why no gf
>>36166487
>im from Serbia
>no gf bcuz i became a faggot since i was 5 yeas old
>>36166513
Same.
How is it brate
>tacoland
>beta in a country of loud and obnoxious normies
RUN FAST FOR YOUR MOTHER
RUN FAST FOR YOUR FATHER
RUN FOR YOUR CHILDREN, FOR YOUR SISTERS AND BROTHERS
WE CAN DANCE IF WE WANT TO WE CAN LEAVE YOUR FRIENDS BEHIND CAUSE IF YOUR FRIENDS DONT DANCE THEN THEYRE NO FRIENDS OF MINE
>>36166486
LEAVE ALL YOUR LOVE AND YOUR LONGING BEHIND
YOU CANT CARRY IT ITH YOU IF YOU WANT TO SURVIVE
THE FASTER WE'RE FALLING
WE'RE STOPPING AND STALLING
F and S are inferior edition. How do you deal with your Nihilistic worldview fellow NTs?
ENTP master race here
originaI
INTP here
mostly escapism
>>36166471
There's a thread already up unfortunately
>>36165574
Would it be autistic to wear a patrol cap out in public? pic related, I'm not normie enough to wear a snapback
>>36166457
Patrol cap is equal to trilby (fedora) in terms of autism. Just wear a fucking baseball cap op
if its not a normal looking hat it's autistic you fucking sperg
May as well walk out in a top hat if you're gonna where that thing
>>36166538
What kind of baseball cap do I wear to not look like a tryhard redneck faggot?
>be 20 yo virgin
>be not bad looking, decent face, 6'0 and white but skellington mode
>want to meet girls
>physically incapable of approaching any and starting a conversation
How the fuck do normies do it? My body freezes up and my mind starts racing and I start sweating when I come within even 10 feet of a cute girl by herself
Someone tell me how to overcome this, please, anyone
Just be yourself, don't over think and say something interesting.
>>36166812
>just be yourself
'Myself' is the one who can't approaxhto girls without having a nervous breakdown
>don't overthink
Literally how
>say something interesting
Example?
>Think I look ugly as fuck
>anon, you're super cute! I wish you would send me selfies
why are they lying to me?
Seriously, this girl keeps calling me cute and always asks for pics
What the fuck does it mean
>>36166407
post pic
orrig
you gonna post a pic or not
h-how do I look...
>>36166388
>h-how do I look...
L-like a faggot
Normal I'd say, or if you prefer you're not ugly
>>36166388
Like a normal.
>cuteboy
LOL
Why dont you convert to Islam and get a traditional wife, robots? Islam is your path to >gf having.
because the muslim qt who would marry a infidel 'convert' is definitely not to be trusted
islam is quite clear on the matter of always to marry the islamic from day ones
you dont need to convert to get a muslim gf/wife, you just need to hate jews and israel
>>36166295
>you'll never have a masculine scruffy bf to fuck your boipucci and love you tenderly
Women don't know how lucky they are
fear of the duck
fear of the duck
i have a constant fear that somethings always near
>I have constant fear that somethings always near
Muslims
there is no need to fear a duck
because the joke is on them
they don't even know how ridiculous they look
so when you see one quacking around like he own the place
recognize how 100% silly he is and he didn't even know and that makes him 101% silly
>>36166232
Muslim ducks?
Saturday night I got brownout drunk then stole bottled beer from a bar and yelled about how much I hated Jews while on public transit. My friend put me in a cab to my cousins house to get me out of public.
I puked all over my cousins porch than slept on the floor of his living room. I had a 20min phone call with the girl I was sort of seeing and have no memory of it and now she won't respond to my texts or calls.
How was your weekend?
>>36166109
canadian molson is nasty af
why would someone drink that
>>36166155
It's okay imo
first time drinking OP?
What does it take to get a woman like pic related?
I seriously genuinely want a woman like that on my arm.
What will it take?
money
>originalol
>>36166091
Answer this: What do you have going for you?
>>36166195
I'm about to finish law school
otherwise just your average 5/10 dude
How have you put effort into improving your life in the past 24 hours?
Currently waiting on an email that says I got the job and a text that says I got the apartment
Guess what? I'm going to get neither because life is cruel
>>36166036
>exercised
>ate 500 calories a day
I'm going to be thin by September.
>>36166056
>waiting
No, anon. What have you done?