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You have to go back to kikebook

Why does this make you a Chad?

>>38230460
am trying to relive that golden thread where every anon greentexted their chad-like moments

>>38230032
I'm only guessing here, but most fembots are probably really antisocial and ugly. Why else would they be here? I don't think a normie would go for them.

>>38230049
Not ugly. I guess I'm kind of antisocial but my issue is social anxiety.

>>38230032
Guys don't mind girls being shy or whatever, yet another reason why fembots aren't a thing. Robots like fem"bots" who like normie guys who like hot girls.

all i want is a career.
i'm so sick of feeling like a piece of unwanted, unsuccessful shit.

i wanna be able to feel good about myself when i meet new people.

>>38230026
I want to have never existed. But I can't make that happen. So instead I just do whatever I feel like which is usually nothing

try reading anon. I recommend george owell's animal farm. I finished it recently and is really good. Its bout a bunch of farm animals that had an uprising against their human opressors. The book is targeted at Stalin too so yknow that shit got real in the 1940s

>>38230006
It's death for food, there is a reason, and it's completely natural.

the reason is i shall devour it
so it aint murder
rekt fag

>>38230006
It's not for no reason. That lamb has committed the crime of being delicious, the penalty for which is death.

you can change most of those except the drugs and father thing

>has wayyy more guy friends than girls

>>38229998
imagine if you have a body like that but had a butterface. life would be misery lol knowing you could have so much power over men but god decided to fuck you over last minute so instead you compromise by only posting naked pictures online and collect attention like an ugly troll

>>38230045
Ugly or not, girls can make thousands of dollars a month selling pics like the ones in OP...

>Do I have a problem?

Yes, Wine is for women and homosexuals.

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>>38229994 How do you not have constant hangovers?

>>38229994
Yes, drinking cheap stuff. At least pretend to have some class.

yeah I had that recently but I figured it was because I fucked for like 2 hours straight

>>38229948
Sometimes I get a trembling/vibrating sensation in my dick after multiple consecutive faps.

>>38229959
GET THE FUCK OUT

>>38229959
it happened once when i rode a stationary bicycle for a few miles.
but it just happened now after i took a shit.

>>38229900
I swear I read somewhere that it was a common surgery. It'll be worth it if you can breathe clearly in both nostrils.

>>38229950
that's what i'm hoping. i'm just afraid nothing will change. or like the impact of the surgery will be minimum.

>>38229900
Not personally, but I'm starting to think my breathing is fucked due to nose irregularities.

Did you see a gp first to know if you needed it OP or was it obvious enough on its own?

how the fuck can I solve it

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>>38229912
Just take a moment to realise how dumb are the thing you just said,
Everybody Know anon. They KNOW about it u sick motherfuxker.

migh as well repent

>>38229962
Please do not save and reuse Pepes without asking the one who originally posted it.

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>>38229843
>roastie ignore me.
W-women are hoes, f-fuck all women.
Stfu anon like if it was the only girl.

>>38230135
are you lost my literal redditor friend with obvious reading comprehension disabilities?

>>38230184
you obviously been hurt or else why do you even care about a camwhore ? Op you need to stop being a wagie and a faggie

>>38229840
this seems like something an autistic person did. I really doubt Nike would release something like this as part of their ad campaigns. I mean a company like Nike is HEAVILY invested in PR and I refuse to think that they would approve something like this

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>>38229855
nikewomen.com just redirects to nike so it seems to be real

Regardless they're made by women for women and they thought these were astute enough to be made into posters.

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>>38229840
>female sense of humor

Why should you repent?

>>38229825

Shame and regret are the two most useless emotions in any human. You can fight them, man. I believe in you.

>>38229825
Just wait till you see characters that are spammed here that are actually traps and when your dick twitches when you see them and here them for the first time. That's when you should give mike "shockem" pence a call.

>>38229798
>Antifa wants to raid you

Gee so exactly how /pol/ has been trying their hardest to infiltrate this board for month, trying their best to turn our desperation into fuel to become /pol/acks?

Fuck off.

>>38229798
Bait. That post was years ago and it's already had its effect judging by this board going to absolute shit with normalcunts everywhere.

>>38229798
IM STILL NOT NORMAL YET WHY DIDNT YOU FIX ME YOU STUPID CUNTS I FUCKING HATE YOU DONT CALL IT OPERATION NORMALIZE WHEN YOU CANT EVEN NORMALIZE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38229784
If you consider that to be fat, pretty damn hard.

>>38229784
Like regular girls, just a tad bit easier. They know they're fat n lesser in value than regular girls. Pretty easy if you know what ur doing

>>38229801
She is fat though, maybe not obese but likely close to it.

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>>38229767

was it from asking a girl out and her perpetually moving away from you?

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>>38229793
mmmm berry noice

>>38229767

Meh. Immortality would better. But I'm gonna pay you a shit ton to save the universe from head death/expansion/whatever the fuck.