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Any 30+ year old bots here? How are you handling life? I feel like quitting everyday.
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>>36703858
I deleted literally all of my memes, "hhmmm" folder, wojaks & pepes, reaction faces, everything.

This will be my last day on r9k.

I've been on 4chan on 10 years and of course it was fun at first but it's been a downward spiral most of the time. I've been a NEET for about three years, I'm 31 now.

The worst part is how I can't related to anyone because everyone is barely 18 and young dumb & full of cum and 20year olds that have the whole world figured out according to pills of different colors and have childhood nostalgia threads about watching youtube videos and playing online video games.


It fucking sucks now and I hate it and I want my life back.

I used to think that I wasted my days playing video games 16 hours a day but I played them not even 2 hours everyday. 14 hours a day was me arguing with idiots half my age on the internet.
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Im 37, it's going okay. Work is doing pretty okay, I got kicked out of my old apartment because my landlord didn't like me but I have a nicer apartment now. Still no girlfriend but that's expected. I just stopped caring at some point. I'm planning on building a gaming PC soon so that's exciting.
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Let's see
>still a KV.
>have moderate ED due to both psychological and physical conditions, so even lower probability of losing wizard status.
>semi-NEET, work only few times a week in dad's business.
>spend all free time shitposting, watching anime and playing video games.
>socially awkward to the point where everyone thinks I have legit autism.
>no friends since middle school.
Hmm life's going pretty good desu.

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Are there sites where you can talk to people about personal shit?

I have no friends irl, but just wanna talk about my problems to someone, even if they only pretend to be interested. In return i'd listen to their's.

Any Robots know good sites for this sort of thing?
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/r9k/

origiggio
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Omegle is decent for that.
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>>36703893
nah


no one here wants to read blogposting

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Asian doctors don't care about you or your health. They only became doctors to please their families, for the satus and money of it. Every Asian doctor I've had barely does their job, I have to practically beg them to run more tests.

Jewish and white doctors have always been more proactive in my experience.
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>>36703798
>They only became doctors to please their families, for the satus and money of it
That's almost every doctor ever, though. You have to be really naive to think that anyone goes into medicine because of a selfless desire to help people
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>>36703798
Don't know about East Asians, but my family's Indian doctor was very good and attentive. Great bedside manner.
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>>36703844
You'd at least think they would be more proactive out of intellectual curiosity and a desire to exercise skill.

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Any fembots looking to make some money, looking for models for non-nude/non-sexual modeling work,you can film at your leisure at home. You will not be required to undress or do anything remotely sexual sexual. Only requirement is be between 18 and 29.
Paying 100$ per 40 minutes.

Hit me up via email at [email protected]
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>>36703733
What type of modeling? Pls describe then I will decide whether to email or not
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>>36703754
Very niche and difficult to explain, if you're not cool with email you can add me on kik or skype or something and i can talk you through it.
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Forgot to add kik is:Dreamstudiouk

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>tfw dick is too small to be a raging bull
>tfw too manly and hairy to be a femboy/trap

is there a worse hell than this?
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>>36703639
She's hot! I hope she has a nice cute penis!
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Have you considered suicide at all? I legitimately think if you spend your day posting the same question then you've lived far too long and wouldn't be of any use to anyone, not even other robots.
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>>36703639
Whats this grils name again?

>tfw beta orbiters haven't bought me any gifts recently
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>>36703585
Do you give out nudes in exchange?
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>>36703585
Whats ur discord? I'll orbit you, but Ill treat u like the bitch you are.
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>>36703585
>tfw haven't had an apartment in 2 years because I don't have a sex slave to keep in one

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tired of fucking ugly girls

im gonna fuck an ugly girl in a few minutes

im tired of fucking ugly girls but pretty girls don't look my way or talk to me

someone help stop my sex addiction

pic related a pretty girl
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>>36703561
If that's a pretty girl then what the fuck do you consider ugly.....Jesus.
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>>36703561
How do I find ugly girls to fug?
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Hookers lol

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Seriously, you fucks are kind of pathetic. I'm 18, I've been deeply involved with 3 girls so far, had more pathetic flings than I can count, and am overall fine with women. I'm not the best looking, my skin is pretty terrible, but I'm not awful either. All in all I'm average, some might even say below because my loud personality takes some getting used to. So what the fuck is wrong with you cucks? Can you somehow not talk to women? Are you all fucking disabled? This is not that hard people, go get a hooker to start with or something - it's fucking ridiculous. You all circle jerk and feed off of the hatred that you have for yourselves that you eventually project onto the shitty vapid female strawmen that you construct in your head. Grow the fuck up, learn how to be a functioning member of society and fucking get laid.
>Inb4 but my depression
I have clinically diagnosed depression, which I have refused to take medication for. I'm all me, all the time, and I'm still fine. You're just a bunch of faggots.
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I have no desire for sex or interaction with females. How about you worship the vaginal jew somewhere else you filthy normie.

Idc if this is bait
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>>36703603
You're denying your own biology, you're a pathetic cuck. This shit is so ridiculous, of course you want interaction with women. I'll be here all day, believe it's bait if you want. I'll keep posting this, don't worry.
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im fat , i did lose some weight but i cant be fucked to go jog again.
Also girls have a bad image of me from my school, cause i used to be a disgusting fat narcissist who never washed himself and acted like a retard autist.
My personality is also sub par id say.

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Either you knew them IRL, or just talked to them alot online,we post stories about those beautiful souls, alive or not.

My robot Iced 2 roasties and then iced himself. We met playing Feed The Beast (Minecraft) and then played league together. We'd talk late at night about how shitty our lives were.
Great friend, sad to see him go.
Pic related
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>>36703488
Do you have a newspaper article or something as proof?
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>>36703823
http://fox59.com/2017/03/29/fiance-of-slain-woman-receives-chilling-text-messages-from-gunman-moments-after-fatal-shooting/

i found this i guess
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>>36703855
>>36703823
Google "Tyler Nathan Turner Fort Wayne Shooting"
Tons of articles come up. He also hasn't been online on Skype/League since.

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>girl goes to college
>her boobs double in size freshman year

Why don't people talk about this more. Not talking about implants either.
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>>36703487

she looks mexican
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people tend to get fat in college
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>>36703513
There are certain girls who respond very well to the fatty alcoholic college diet and it ends up causing them to gain 3 or 4 cup sizes.

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Who /can't talk to their dad/ here

I try to but he's so cold and distant. I think he resents me for being a robot. ;-;
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>>36703446
Same.

He's 60 this year, and he's been going downhill physically pretty fast. He's been a workaholic his whole life and never really involved in my life. He pretty much left raising me to my alcoholic piece of shit mom. You can guess how that turned out.
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>>36703446
>>36703805
Having daddy issues is one of the prerequisites for being a robot.
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My parents divorced when I was 12 or so. I lived with my other for a while and then moved back in with my father for a few years, then he kicked me out on my 16th birthday and we haven't spoken since. It really sucks not growing up in a stable family or household and not having a father figure as you get older. I don't think I would want to talk to him at this point in my life anyway, even if the opportunity presented itself.

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Is Ice King /our guy/?
>tfw no gf
>seems to act autistic at times
>hates normies
>just wants to be treated well like everyone else
>sort of a NEET
>only friends are penguins
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>>36703435
you're kind of right but he just really doesn't give a fuck when talking to the princesses and is very straightforward
I think regular robot is afraid to talk out loud before girls and actually in general
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>>36703435
Holy shit, is he me?
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>>36703435
>just wants to be treated like everyone else
If I remember the show correctly, he's had numerous chances of friendship. He just chooses to kidnap young women.
Also, his ice powers caused him to be insane.

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>tfw no job
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>>36703380
relax america will be great again soon

just blame obama that
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are you a liberal?
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Enlist nigga.

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JUST READ EVERY FRESH POST IN THIS BOARD ,REALIZED U ALL ARE RETARDED REDDIT FAGZ,RETARDED NORMIES WHO CALL OTHER NORMIES NORMIES,NOW IMMA LEAVING THIS DO NOT SPREAD UR SHIT TO OTHER BOARDS U SHITS ONLY STAY IN THIS WASTELAND.
HIGH WIZARD OF THE GREEN
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>>36703330
>fagz
get out, children don't belong here
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>>36703368
What is wrong with ur being a fag?,prove u ain't
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>>36703462
>ur
>u
Tell me, has middle school been difficult? Enjoying your first phone?

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>tfw you realize most normies anxiety ridden too, especially girls
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>tfw you realize most normies anxiety ridden too, especially girls

excuse me what
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>>36703420
They just hide it by bottling up their feelings
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>>36703325
I mean, Burial fans are mostly normalfag hipsters, so I guess that works.

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