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>>35333385
>tfw none of these
>tfw tranny and wish i were all of them
:'''^(

quick rundown on agelet handlet skinlet and wristlet?

>>35333424
they never said anything about wristlet, which actually is one thing i am, so yay

>>35333382
>What would be the best introduction to avoid coming off as a creep?
A bullet through your head yo fucking normie.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

try initiating a conversation, asking her how her day is going and then ask if she wants to go to a specific place to do something with you

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>>35333366
look i got dubbel number

>>35333366
very funy post hahaha
ples post more

>>35333588
look i got dubbel number again

>>35333354
i prefer wojak, but personally i dont care about >tfw no gf
i am something of a hybrid

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>>35333354
gondola t b h

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>>35333879
Yeah, I'm in it for the feel in general, not the no gf feel

>>35333333
because you din get those

STOP SOUNDING SO FUCKING SAD!!!!!

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>>35333306
>women older than 40 not at 90%+

plebeian taste, my boy

>14 is the highest
I know I wasn't some kind of degenerate

Radioactivity is the best way to safe some nature from mankind

Good video bro

What is wrong with this man? Is it autism?

Cum in her op

>>35333304
what is that?

originaleeee

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>>35333333
CHECKED
ice ahiiii
help meee

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>>35333263
do your best
only talk about things you are good at (and one "negative" that actually makes you look good)

>>35333263
if you have a male interviewing you go over how much of an asset you will be to the cinema, if its a female try to drive the conversation towards her after putting in a few virtue signals for good measure. if you can get a female talking about herself she will immediately like you

>>35333263
When they ask, "so anon tell us a little about yourself" DO NOT tell your life story. They don't give a fuck. You have to briefly tell them about your work history. Or if you're just out of school, tell them about that.

>>35333229
Good joke my friend.
Good fucking joke.

pancakes are disgusting

>>35333229
it's like the faggots who make these whiteposts don't realize that the sex game is an elaborate mating ritual, and there's no such thing as 'love of your life'

>>35333185
if i had my guitar near me i would have made a metal cover of your lyrics

Want to know what's more scary than potentially failing school?
Working a shit job for the rest of your life and your family despising you for being a waste of their resources because you didn't even try finishing school.

>>35333240
Bahhahaha thats gold

>>35333185
Trust me you want to study.
People mostly get nowhere without education now.

>>35333153
>putting kek in your bio
when will normalfags learn?

>Kek.
Kek.

still kek

>>35333153
>kek
this is only used by the un-self-aware
i hope non of you robots ever do this

>>35333097
ye got no bant missy

>>35333097
m-me too
oh no i don't know how to ski
shit i bumped into you
oh no while we fell my dick freed itself and somehow landed it your pussy
crap i'm having a seizure
nooo i came all over you

y-you too
*naruto skis the fuck outta there*

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oh man how much I want to push her hard onto the fucking snow and fuck her while she's laying belly down on the ground TEACH HER A FUCKNIG LESSON

>>35333081
Who is this chick her figure is giving me a great boner

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>>35333157
average russian woman

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>>35333076
Okay let me get to know you, gal pal

Drop contact

>>35333099
You first! I'm not sure what to message people on. I guess I could make a kik ..

>>35333076
I would love to get to know you INTIMATELY

so pls, do post contact but tits first