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idk

my dad goes on reddit with his gf (who he cheats on with randos on tinder) but idk if thats any of my business

>>36034232
Dumb people often overestimate their own intelligence since they're dumb.

>>36034232
Everyone over there is super self righteous and belive they're so damn hilarious, it's truly embarrassing.

Being easy on the eyes is literally the only redeeming female quality

>>36034175
You are without a doubt the most pathetic person on /r9k/.

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>>36034175
>image
>don't be mean in my shitty b8 thread

so how do you pronounce "literally" like you typed in your post?

Is there a reason? Eg. accent or speech impediment.

What have you tried so far to correct it?

>>36034221
I'll admit I haven't tried anything. I don't know what to do. No matter how hard I try "r" comes out "w" and "er" comes out like "or" or "erh"

>>36034158
a real rape or "rape"?

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>>36034158
>florida
can we just force that swamp full of inbred meth addicts to secede already

>>36034199
Hey, we only drink and do drugs to keep us skinny. At least we aren't full of trannies and shit.

Practice. I wish I had a scathing insult or a witty one-liner but its practice, the answer is practice. You have to practice.

Start getting rejected thats all no secret about it

>>36034188
>>36034250
Not op but
Fuck

>>36034071
No, just women in general

Duh

>>36034071
>people with bigger muscles than me
>women

that is a dude, my man.

what's the point of women lifting weights

like look at her

she's spent so much time and energy getting "strong" but the majority of men could still suplex her

>>36034049
How about some drugs?

>>36034049
wish i fucking knew anon
i just hurt myself physically until it goes away for a while

>>36034049
Drinking helps. I just started therapy as well.

>blew the fuck out

>>36033987
Yes.
Alternatively
>blow the fuck out


Do they not understand the implication they are homosexual if the subject of being BTFO (correct usage of present tense) is male in the wrong present tense?

>>36034051
"Dude take his car and delete his save file that'll btfo chad!!"

"Dude he BTFO that tostie"


serenity now
This is why I think people don't like me?
Am I an ass for pointing this out and being a knick, no.

Fervently annoyed?

You mean besides hiding for the rest of your life?

>>36033568
You should tell him to stop smelling like weed all the time and not fuck him over because you are too beta to speak up on your own.
T. Police officer

>>36033568
Don't be a narc, asshole, your roommate might be the only guy to find your fugly ass passable

I want a female capable of giving birth to suck on my penis.

>>36033560
I'm neither of those things but I can do it for you~

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>>36033560
original scent

>>36033532
It means it's time to get outta this board

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>go to new school
>everyone ignores me
what the fuck did they mean by this???

>>36033621

But I wanna stay robotic forever! But I like my new friends so much. I don't know what to do.

>>36033527
The website is facialabuse.com

>>36033563
I'm talking about the chick!

Of all board you decided to post this on, you chose /r9k/, huh?

GTFO

>>36033512
Not going to lie, we're just going to feel sorry for each other and cry and hug.

Why would I tell him anything? He should be the one telling me

>>36033512

If you don't kill yourself now you will be unable to easily accomplish this task later.

unironically "yaaaaaassssss"

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fucking wife material, but we're in different countries. solid 8/10 as well..

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I was really unhinged before writing this, chose to walk 2 hours from uni to my house while carrying 25 pounds on my back, scraped my hands on fences and took a 40 minute cold shower to wash off when I got home. All so I could feel pain. This message came from a pretty bad place as a result.

Not pictured: That birthday cat emoji

Guess I'll start then. Tonight, I realized that a huge part of my problems originate in growing up in an unstable family. My father developed some mental problems after a car accident, and that tore my family apart. Occasionally he'd explode into rage from nowhere and I'd be scared for my health. In other instances, he played me against my sister where I was the "golden child" and he tried to make us hate each other. A few years before the divorce, my family dissolved completely, we'd go entire days during the summer with nonstop screaming, and the cops would show up. By the age of 16, I was desensitized to it and either ignored it totally or laughed it off.

Now, I realize that reaction has been my undoing. I'm indifferent to everything, and have lost pleasure in almost all my hobbies. Speaking to a therapist hasn't worked, taking walks hasn't worked, and anti-depressants probably won't work. The answer seems obvious: I need to probe deep, be it with drugs or meditation or deep thought, and tear out the problem myself so I can feel again.

I guess it's an amateurish thought, but at this point it's all I have to go by.

>>36033800
Replace Car accident with work related injury, and sister with brother and you've got my childhood. Incredible

>>36034059
Interesting. Have you had any issues with Anhedonia, apathy, emotional numbness, and/or lack of energy? If not, what do you have?