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Anyone else manage to get really passionate about something, like a hobby or a skill, for about 6 months, and then suddenly lose all interest in that thing and never think about it again?
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I'm that way about rap.
>used to write rhymes from about age 15-23
>stopped
>26 and get the urge but no one to rap with
worst feels, could have been pretty damn good if i had hip hop friends to flow with.
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>>34085829
That's called autism.
Like actually that's a sign of autism.
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>>34085848
Can I hear something? I also have some raps from 2010 when I was a teenager.

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>get gf
>stop wanting gf anymore
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>>34085815
>eat
>stop hungry anymore
G really makes U think!
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>>34085815
>get
>>>/out/

normalslime NIGGER
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>>34085815
That's cuz you don't love her, Anon

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'A child laughs when it feels joy and cries when it feels pain. Both things, laughing and crying it does with its whole heart. We all became so tall and so clever. We know so much and we have read so much. But one thing we forgot: to laugh and cry like the children do.'
- Joseph Goebbels


WWII was really the war of Normies v Robots.
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>>34085786
Kinda hard to laugh like children when you gas, torture, experiment and incinerate 6 million> Jews.

That child like innocence gets lost when you try to slaughter and gradually takeover the entire planet.
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>>34085973
>unironically believeing in muh 6 gorillion
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>>34085973
Are you talking about the Soviets?

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Is there anyone still unironically watching his videos?

His videos were great back in the day (up until the Zyonz phishing thing), but these days he only streams shitty video games for 8 hours a day. It's boring as fuck.

BLACK PILL 4 WHEN?
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>>34085676
No more black pill

ALL ABOUT THE BETA UPLIFTING!
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Seriously, nobody wants to watch a fucking youtube stream. At least he's happier now
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>>34086029
If you were his friend you would watch it, thats the difference.

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PICTURE THIS
>your hot asian gf goes out to the gym to workout
>you decide while she's gone to have a fap
>before you finish she returns looking like pic related
>she sees you aroused and wants to please you
>you immediately get on your knees
>Grab her hips
>and stick your face in her ass
>you beat off violently while sniffing her sweaty butthole
>you cum hard like an animal
>your face damp with sweat
>she kneels over and gives you a kiss
>then heads off to go shower

I WANT THIS EXACT SCENARIO TO HAPPEN SO FUCKING BADLY.
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RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!MY FUCKING DICK.
GOD I WANT TO FUCKING SNIFF SWEATY BUTT SO BADLY. I WANT TO PULL HER FUCKING SHORTS DOWN AND LICK HER BUTTHOLE WHILE I CUM
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I wish it was possible to lick a girl's anus while cumming deep inside her pussy.
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>>34085758
ONLY POSSIBLE DURING 3SOME.

I honestly am considering paying hookers just to let me suck their tits while I masturbate or something.

I don't know. I don't need much. I don't want to spend much.

I just want to cum with the woman there for added pleasure.

Maybe have her lick my nipples, or sit on my face.

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KJDSFHSDFJHFSDJHPUSDFHPS
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I want to suck my own
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>>34085644
Must be a pretty nice dick then
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Dicks are delicious as heck.

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Hello.

Pretty soon, I'm going to be starting a company that's going to change things forever.

AMA
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>>34085621
What is it ? Originally
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>>34085621
>inb4 some online/mobile dating/hookup thing
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Is it like Uber but for lesbians and you just need an engineer to do all the programming, and a marketer to do all the marketing for an equity stake in the business while you do nothing?

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Who else /god tier metabolism/ here

>eat like a pig all day
>diet very high in sugar and carbs and all kinds of junk food
>basically eat whatever I want all the time
>lazy NEET
>don't even exercise that much
>still a lanklet without even trying

Feels good anons

Maybe you fatbots should try having better genes or something lmao
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>>34085614
Same here except I never exercise. I can also go a day without eating.
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>>34085660
Do you poop a lot anon

I find that I poop several times a day. Is that normal
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>>34085614
just because you're skinny doesn't mean you're healthy

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Post movie/tv/vidya characters that remind you of yourself
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>still lives with parents
>no job no education
>stays home and watches tv all day
>eats junk food
>obsessive over oneitis

Not even a funny character, it just hurts to see myself in Ben Katz.
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I look nothing like him. But I am vein and narcissistic. I do have empathy though.

My coworker says I remind him of Dexter but I've never seen that show.
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>>34085598
vain that is

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Who else here is too pure for this world?
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When I was like 10 maybe
Every day is a struggle to get back to that point
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>>34085491
You're only impure if you're a degenerate.

You're not a degenerate, are you?
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>virgin at 23

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Question:

Do you ever laugh at the thought of "this is it?"

Now, Im not a religious man and I dont believe that were "here for a reason". But if there is a god, this is all you could come up with? this is it?... pardon me,but.... lmao, were you an accountant throughout your boring fucking life? wheres the adventure? where's the imagination? what is all the fuss about? I always hear people say "Im/he/she/ it is lucky to be alive". Why? What is there to actually want stay in attendance for? to go to Target and see what they have on sale?

Im not suicidal, but fuck...really? this is all life is? can I crawl back into my moms womb? couldnt there be an orientation before youre being developed?
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>>34085458
Why do you think escapism is so popular anon?
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life sucks and then you die
this is why clinical depression is so hard to cure

here's a funny image
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>>34085458
yeah, life is pretty mundane if you aren't rich/attractive/famous/etc

>In a relationship with a normie girl for 3 years
>Fall head over heels in love for a femanon I met on /vg/

What do bros?

Why are femanons so perfect?
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>>34085443
>emotional cheating
I hope they both dump you into the garbage where you belong.
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>>34085443
What's so perfect about her? What vidya do yall play?
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>>34085443
I've dated exactly 2 "femanons" in my life.
Thought I just called them "girls who use 4chan" when I was dating them.
Let me tell you something right now, I am sure there are girls who use 4chan that are not insane cunts, but both the ones I dated were.

There was a third girl I dated who used 4chan that was not an insane cunt, but I introduced her to 4chan after we started dating, so it was a bit different.

Anyways, you should just reassure yourself that they are probably fucked in the head.

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Who /proud virgin/ here?
Ain't nobody getting this dick
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>>34085408
>Aint no body getting this dick
Thanks anon, I needed a good laugh.
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>All the dumb whores thinking they can take my virginity
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does it still count if you had sex with one girl for a while but never had a gf?

Does arcanine like the toohoos?
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Touhou is the reason I don't kill myself.
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I like the fighting games and the cute girls
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>>34085313
Does who like what?
What the fuck are these words?

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So robots, I've decided to finally get the whole virginity thing off my chest and hire and prostitute. I've googled escorts in my city and it seems easy enough, I will have the girl come to my place while my parents are at work. As I'm a filthy weeb I think I'll hire a Japanese/asian one.

To anyone who has done this kinda thing before, any tips? Yes I know clean up my room is a good idea, but anything else? Also, should I "save up" my cum for a week by not masturbating before I do it?
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>>34085292
If you save up your cum you might premature ejaculate before losing your V card.
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What's the point of losing your virginity to someone you don't care about? I'm a virgin myself and more than losing it just for the sake of doing it I'm looking for someone to be in a relationship with.
I know this is all pathetic virgin talk but still you get my point.
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They might not do outcalls. She might only accept to meet you at a hotel.

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