Why does seeing fictional girls sad..make me feel "happy"? I don't think I would call it happy but I guess I enjoy it? It makes me sad and feel more alone but I think it makes me feel more alive I guess. I can't describe the feeling, does anyone else have this feeling?
>>38384905
>I want to visit my family to let them know I'm a ghost, it's perosnnal and I'd like to do it alone
>OK THAT MEANS YOU DON'T LIKE ME FUCK YOU I'M SO ALONE ;-(
I don't know what comic is this but I hate that girl already
>>38384905
>>38384929
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>>38384929
Is this Ben 10? Maybe I'm becoming retarded though didn't Gwen want to fuck some phantom (Danny I think?), really has been a long time since I've watched that kinda stuff.
>>38384961
OP here
It'sGwenpool
This is my doggo
Do you like my doggo
it will kill you in your sleep.
Yeah, I like your doggo.
>>38508129
Everyone one knows that Argo is /best doggo/
This thread is posted in /bant/ not R9k, hehe
DAMN ALL THESE BEAUTIFUL GIRLS
>>38384767
THEY ALWAYS WANNA DO YA DIRT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HNyk9sMzvQ
How can Chester from Linkin Park die? Can he really be gone? It's hard to imagine life without Chester... His smile always brightened the days even when it seemed that the Sun wouldn't rise in the morning. I'll never forget you, Chester, and I thank you for being the brother I never had. I thank you from the very center of my soul. You were more than just a musician and I love you. May God's holy light shine upon your breast as you ascend into His Heavenly Kingdom. Know that I'm praying for you and one day when my time on Earth is over, I'll see you and we can be together again. Until then, know I'm watching out for your babys' mommas and raising your kids as if they were my own so they can grow up and continue your legacy.
"How many brothers fell victim to the streets? Rest in peace, young nigga, there's a Heaven for a G. It'd be a lie if I told you that I never thought of death. My niggas, we the last ones left, but life goes on."
>>38508108
how do I get the guts to chesterize myself?
>>38508130
You have to believe in yourself like Chester would have wanted you to
>>38508108
>Be a singer in one of the worlds most famous bands
>Multi-millionaire
>Stacies lining up to fuck you
>KYS anyway
What the fuck was the point?
Are girls fully sentient, or are they like dogs?
>>38384719
>Are girls fully sentient, or are they like dogs?
Sentience isn't definite but it's clear women have less of it compared to men. They will never see the full picture
Dogs are fully sentient
Originally, of course
you cant know for sure that anyone (or anything) but yourself is "sentient", whatever you mean by that. this goes for all species and sexes.
>The past, is the past.
>I'm ready to settle down with you, anon.
>>38508015
I don't mind if a girl has sucked a dick before. That's normal. As long as she is n ot into anal then it's cool.
>>38508015
Must be dumb to let herself be photographed. Honestly what girl hasn't sucked dick? Yeah, i know. But as long as she isn't pathologically slutty or insane having some partners or a one time fling isn't the worst thing in the world, especially if you have a lot of sexual escapades of your own. Still wouldn't want to see recorded evidence or be reminded of it.
>I C-CAN WIPE OFF THE CUM!!! IT'S NOT LIKE IT MATTERS, I DON'T CARE!!!
Alright, which one of your did this?
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/jul/14/police-investigate-acid-attacks-east-london
I'm going on my first date and I've been watching how to kiss videos, but it still seems hard. The guy knows I've never been kissed, but I don't want to embarrass myself. Wat do?
>being gay unironically
Why
I can never tell if it's a girl or a guy making these threads.
>>38508030
I'm a girl (girl) but didn't mention it because I didn't want to bring attention to my gender
Are you ready?
ARE
YOU
READY?!
THE BETA UPRISING IS YET AGAIN UPON US
RISE YOUR TESTOSTERONE AND UNLEASH IT UPON THEM
Is Pepe still a hate symbol?
>>38384584
i think once its on the list its there forever
>be 15
>get invited to party for first time in my life (end of school year party for cute girl)
>no other guys actually show up except for me
>the rest are all girls
>it's a fucking pool party
>nobody told me this
>i don't have any fucking swimming trunks
>decide to bare myself to the girls ("Hey ladies, ya'll wanna see something?")
-i drop my pants and underwear (encrusted with two-to-three month's worth of my dried cum, incidentally)
>they see my one-and-a-half inch micropenis
>all the girls laugh really hard at me
>main girl is crying from laughing so hard
-I have to go home
-Get transferred to another high school
Just thinking about my hideous body and how those girls reacted makes me know I'll never have sex. I'm so fucking gross and disgusting and just want to die so badly FUCK MY RETARD PARENTS FOR HAVING A HOPELESS DEAD END LIKE ME
you need help man, life isn't something always easy enough to take on alone
>>38384654
shut the fuck up, all you armchair normie shrinks are scum and should be banned from r9k
Every man on my dad's side of the family is mentaly unwell. Why would he knowing the near fucking guarantee he'd have a fucked up kid would he have kids. Aspergers, social anxiety and depression. I think I hide it all pretty well and can function ok day to day but I'm completely dead inside. Nothing makes sense anymore and I just feel like one of those dead frogs they sprinkle salt on to make their legs move. When I was trying to hide my Aspergers I basically memorized how to act, its not me but people seemed to tolerate that me. So now I can still go out with friends but its like I have two brains, one picking out a random phrase from the socializing bucket and being a normal person and the other brain just wants to fizzle out of existence. I just feel like this could've been prevented seeing every other male in the family has these issues ranging from mild depression to schizophrenia to early onset dementia that at least one person in the family tree said "maybe not" when having kids.
>>38384552
modern society still so unabashedly rejecting any notion of genetics or eugenics until after the person is 100% fucked is just one more goddamn frustrating reason to refuse to buy in to their bullshit. My dad's side of the family is very similar to yours and it wasn't until my sister started showing signs of being fucked in the head that my parents went "Oh well it's genetic at least you turned out well son." Big fucking joke on them.
Post shit that triggered you
>there's a subtitle for a fucking ambient sound
>>38384545
it's for deaf people anon
this is because - regardless of why you use them - subtitles are generally intended for the hearing impaired. if you purchase a tv show/film, there will often be an option in the setup menu to choose hearing impaired or just dialogue subtitles. pretty silly thing to be annoyed by imo op. anyway
>people who inflict their anger on people who have nothing to do with causing their problems
>>38384602
He's an idiot who doesn't realize that there are versions of subtitle without hearing impaired elements.
Basically he's admitting to being a retard who knows nothing while being aggressively smug about his ignorance and retardation. Embarassing.
How do I get over never being able to become a trap?
Maybe a stepladder?
>>38384508
The greatest thing is, it isnt very hard to kick over the stepladder after youve tied the knot :D
>>38384508
Oh har har.