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>tfw you will never be as good at math as gauss
>tfw you will never publish 3 significant papers at 26 years old like einstein
>tfw you will never invent calculus at 23 like newton
shit sucks family
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>>37714223
For what it's worth, most people today have more knowledge now than people like Newton did back in the day
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>>37714246
I find this really hard to believe.

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How come we always see threads of people complaining about having no gf.

But we never see the threads about people having a small dick?

Do they just kill their self once they hit puberty or something?

Kinda figured being a dicklet is infinitely worse than anything life has to offer.

This means no matter what you do, no girl will respect you. Even if you become rich, she will not want to have sex with you.

Where my dicklets at on r9k?
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>tfw small dick but have huge a humiliation fetish
>tfw uncut but can get at least 6in hard
having a small dick isnt that bad if you are a degenerate
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>>37714266
>6in
>small

You can't be this dumb man.
I'm talking about less than 5 inches. 6 inches isn't small you dummy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVjRPLhCrc8
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Im going to a party on Friday night, Robots.

>all the other guys are chads
>all the girls are above an 8
>one 9.8 with double f cups

wish me luck.
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>>37714154

Good luck anon. Sincerely. Life is hell for the rest of us.
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Good luck anon! Just be yourself and you'll be fine.
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If you actually enjoy parties you were never a robot

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> The only thing I miss is the structure and not having to pay rent. in school basically half of your day was preplanned for you and there was a routine, and when you had work or projects to complete you would be given notice. And once you got home you were able to fuck around for the rest of the day.
> Now I have bills and a job and by the time I crawl home I'm so tired I can't even manage to do the things I like anymore. Moving on from High school is the end of your life as a human being and the beginning of your life as a robot
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>>37713944
I miss being surrounded by people my age. I took high school for granted. If I could go back knowing what I know now, I definitely would've been at least a high level normie.
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>>37713944
But desu I also miss the lack of responsibility. School was the last time I was totally free. You get a few extra years if you decide to go off to a university, but after you're done with school, you have to create time to actually live your life instead of it just being there.
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>>37713944
>Now I have bills and a job and by the time I crawl home I'm so tired

Sounds like you have a shit diet and don't exercise. Go get some bloodwork done.

As far as school goes yeah it's mostly true but you're neglecting or not remembering the fact that every day you had homework & studying and on some days you had to really cram it in because you had upcoming assignments and mid-terms.

You had to literally and figuratively bring that shit home with you. You don't have to bring work home with you unless you're a teacher or an underpaid animator or programmer or some shit.

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>tfw i wanted to go to a trade school but my parents want me to go to college
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>internet down for almost 3 hours
>modem lights flashing wildly
>turning it off and on does nothing
>completely out of ideas

Posting this from my phone. It's a Comcast modem and the usds light is the only flashing. What the fuck do I do, I can't live without internet. I just want to play on a minecraft server goddamnit
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>>37713796
Call tech support

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only talk with opposite words or backwards letters
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Daily Reminder that sex correlates to being in better shape physically, mentally, spiritually, and socially
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Then why are monks cellibate?
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>>37713764
as a fembot this is very correct, you need our validation so you can feel good about yourselves and put up with our requests and problems just so you can make yourself (and me) feel good and better about yourself

keep it up anon and dont stop achieving perfection so you can please me more

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Why is it so hard to find a pair of gfs who will just fart on me all day why is this world so fucking gay
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women know their butts are sexual gold mines to us men that's why
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If I was a girl I wouldn't be stingy with my farts. Fuck this gay earth

/nM36kR
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REEEEE..fuck that i was bullied for having it and embarrassed fuck this life
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>went into kitchen
>some chicken on the counter in a pan
>thought it was cooked and peeled an extremely small piece off and ate it
>turns out they were half cooked and raw

Shit boys, am I going to fucking die?
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Nah, I got drunk once and ate raw bratwurst, survived.
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its unsanitary, not a death sentence
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>>37713492
Raw meat isn't bad. It's the rotten dairy and cream based stuff that will really fuck you up.

Freeze! Give me your virginity right now and you walk out of here alive.
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Quick question, are you a female? An actual female, not one with a dick.
If not you might as well kill me now
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If I were to kill you, I am not a female and kiss my @$$!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYOlvYIDz54

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>tfw you want her to swallow your sperm but she forces you to swallow HER sperm instead
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>her
>sperm

tell me more


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