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how does one get a gypsy gf

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>tfw favorite pornstar is mixed race

It truly is the future.

>>35078414
Watch matroesjka's to find out why that's a bad idea.

>>35078353
but i will

>tfw becoming famous

>>35078377
prove it dubs man

>>35078377
Dubs confirm it.

oorriiggiinnaall

>>35078320
>Any other advice ?
Actually making food for yourself?

>>35078320

I think your thread belongs on >>>/biz/
They will help you better than us, I guess.

..is that really the sort of shit you need advice for? Do you also need someone to tell you not to spend $5 on a coffee, or to avoid credit card debt?

they're like what $20? go buy a new friend

David?

Is that you?

This is fucking original faggot robot

>>35078109
>>pet rabbit
Eat her. She would like to reunite with you as a food.

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>>35078055
>weekly
>not daily
what are you doing the rest of the time, faggot

being normal or something

>>35078070
Working and patents would kick me out if i did it daily. I can't look after a house kek

>>35078070
Not him but I stopped drinking every day and I'm kinda excited to drink again after a whole week.
Hell maybe I could even rest tomorrow. It feels good not having been hung over in a while.

Yes keep digging and you'll find it.

I have them in real life.

You can always get a group of people together and chill at your own place.

>>35078008
Because the South is for normal people. People are too friendly and social and if you're the least bit unsocial you get singled out.
If you grow up in a small southern town there is nothing to do expect socialize with people and drink/smoke in the woods if you are in high school.

>>35078008
If your from a northern state, you are probably from a rich family, at least relative to the south. This gives you more options to come out of neethood and allows you to move to cheaper locations in the south.

>>35078101
But there shouldn't be any Scandinavian robots then since Scandinavians are so cold and distant but we have lots of Nordbots on this board.

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>>35077949
ur hot and ur cold
ur yes and ur no
ur in and ur out
ur up and ur down

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I am the eye in the sky
Looking at you
I can read your mind
I am the maker of rules
Dealing with fools
I can cheat you blind
And I don't need to see any more
To know that
I can read your mind, I can read your mind

>>35077949
I miss that song

And trap threads.

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>>35077883
>>35078182
nice reverse psychology there. there's no shame in you guys just asking. traps make better girls than actual girls. there's a reason the romans and greeks loved femboys and for them to wear female attire during sexual encounters.

>>35078540
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
kill all traps

>>35077874
>fat
lmao gross

>>35077874
I'm a manlet

and there are many manlets here it seems

MASTER BLASTER!

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different little a but post this say so different little a but again over and over things same the say just fags you ok

>>35077938
>see what im talking about

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Any ripplefags here? People who would've preferred JoJo with more horror? I feel so lonely in that regard.

>>35077827
I came for the pepes

I stayed for the wojaks

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>>35077827
I'm only here because I thought this was a discussion board about Eliott.

Boy was I wrong.

>>35077827
>no kid bonus
what fucking normie created this pile of shit

>>35077787
are you depressed about it or are you ashamed/cringing/feel uncomfortable about it?

>>35077825
Both but mostly depressed and uncomfortable

Anyone any thoughts on this?

>>35077688
Why can't you buy these normal things yourself? Its not like youre buying female clothing.

>>35077688
For shitty useless stuff like that? Hell no. Open your ass up and take my seed and then we'll talk. I'm not going to sugar daddy for some punk who I am not even dicking.

>>35077688
Are you actually this poor?

I'm autistic and obsessive, so I come off as unsympathetic. I will admit that I antagonize and insult people.

>>35077678
I avoid people due to my social anxiety , everyone thinks I consider myself superior. Also I lack of Empathy and common sense.

>>35077678
I was bullied for most of my academic life, so now I don't give a shit about anybody else's opinion of me.