Stop being antisemitic.
U C L A FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!
>>35939711
No
Jews invite it by being ultra insular
>Hey faggots respect our culture but we'll never respect you or yours because we're gods chosen and we only like each other lol suck it goy retards
>>35939731
We're gonna drop 50 on you faggots at the Coliseum, cap this
does anyone else only get suicidal thoughts before going to sleep?
Nope, just lasts every second of my fucking life.
>>35939676
For me it's the opposite. Sleep is a temporary escape and I enjoy the feeling of drifting to sleep.
>>35939676
Same
'cide feels like a bad idea during the day, then nearing the end of the day hanging seems good
i'm not that attracted to asian women but they're the only girls who are not ugly who seem to like me as well. should i lower my standards?
i honestly dont see a problem with that.
>>35939666
A lot of the American ones are a lot uglier than the ones directly from Asia. It's like only the parents with bad genes come to America
>>35939784
im not really attracted to asian chicks that's the point
>>35939851
i just dislike the fat white girls that's all. i want a white girl with a pretty face and nice body
i finally got a neet gf (male) to keep in my room. her rules for staying is that she has to be naked all the time except for a collar and a red bow ribbon around her benis.
my problem is i dont want her sitting directly on the chair because of butthole germs, and she cant lie down on her tummy for more than a few hours because she is skinny and her ribs start to hurt. any suggestions?
>>35939664
every part of the female body has germs. They are the unclean sex
>>35939664
that layout has no bathroom
>>35939700
yeah but i dont want asshole marks on my chair. suggestions please, surely i cant be the only one with this problem?
My balls hurt whats wrong with me? The pain keep switching testicles.
>>35939634
it's a tumor
>>35939634
Are you horny?
>>35939634
That's not normal, go see a doctor.
This is why you're a virgin. Girls don't want to date PC nerds.
>>35939536
for real... no woman wants a guy with THAT horrible cable management
I would pick my PC over a girl any day
>>35939536
Girls can't compete.
Last weekend I got in my car and went downtown by myself for the first time ever, I just really felt like I needed to go out and see people walk around and talk. Welp I get there, park my car and walk to the bars, I live in a large city so there were tons of people. At the corner there was a cigar shop and I've always wanted to try a cigar for the fun of it so I go in like I know what I was doing (I am a 20 year old skinny sperg) and picked out a cigar, the employees lit it for me and I fucking walk out with the cigar lit in my mouth and started to walk around.
I guess I looked like a badass motherfucker because people in groups were moving out of my way, people were staring, and I even overheard someone say somerthing like "dude did you see the guy smoking the cigar". Anyways, since I couldn't get into any clubs I just walked around downtown smoking the cigar and there was this hot qt smoking hookah outside a club in what must have been some sort of VIP section that gave me this long hard stare I knew she wanted me to say something but being the batefag I truly am inside I just kept walking... This is where shit changed for the worst, it had been like 30 minutes since I started smoking and as I turn the corner I start feeling fucking dizy, so dizy I couldn't walk straight.
fuckdidigetmyselfinto
I turn into a long, dark ally where there was only this homeless guy and sit on a border that keeps people from train tracks. This is where the shit came down hard on me and I start puking eveywhere, I was super dizy and any movement made me puke more. I felt like calling for paramedics but in the back of my mind I said to myself "well you were the man just back then, don't a fucking pussy now". So I sat for like 15 minutes with puke on my hands, mouth and I think there was also some snot. Fucking disgusting.
I don't know how but I gathered the energy and walked back to my car and once I made it inside. I just sat there sick as fuck, I looked like the guy from wolf of wallstreet on the scene where he gets into his countach. anyhow after about 5 minutes a homeless guy approached me and I rolled down the window a bit and he saw that I was fucking out of it and asked what happenned, I told him I smoked a cigar. And thats where his wisdom came out and he toldd me you're not supposed to inhale the smoke, you're supposed to just hold it in your mouth and blow it out. Fuck. This entire time I was inhaling that shit. Well I sat there for like 10 more minutes and then I don't know how the fuck I put the car into drive and arrived home safely (10 minute drive). Once home I threw up once more and fell asleep.
2/2
Based homeless guy. You should have done your research, Anon.
>>35939518
Thanks for sharing, fucker. Pretty funny story.
l don't want to be here anymore.
>>35939497
be here as in /r9k/, or here as in... here?
>>35939497
simple, just shut down the computer and go to bed
>>35939516
l don't want to be alive.
>>35939521
A good analogy.
I want to get into Neon Genesis but I can't find a streaming service to watch it on, crunchyroll and netflix has nothing on it. Help? pic completely unrelated btw. no meme answers.
>>35939392
>KissAnime.ru
If you don't mind battling with ads.
>>35939392
kissanime, animeftw, and nyaa.
just use nyaa famalam
KissAnime
Masterani me
Ignore faggots who criticise streaming sites. They don't realize you can't post them because it's technically advertising
>Anons like to talk about other Anons being "their bros"
but does anyone really think if we met in real life, we would be friends?
sure, we commiserate anonymously if we agree on a subject. or call each other faggots if we don't agree.
but that's not friendship.
I think you jerks would hate me and think I'm a jerk and I'd hate you too if we ever met.
we have our anonymous conversations. we should probably just leave it at that.
>>35939308
i'd kill you for a sleeve of oreos
>>35939308
>we have our anonymous conversations. we should probably just leave it at that.
That's the whole point of being anonymous. And no if you met most of these people IRL it would be weird. It's like if you made friends at the methadone clinic.
>>35939325
only a sleeve?
why not the big Sam's Club box
Who would you choose if you were /8maninhighschool/? Doesn't have to be one of these three.
>>35939244
The trap kid.
>>35939244
Saika or Yui.
Those are the only two acceptable answers.
Who the fuck likes that new girl anyway?
>>35939292
Ayane Sakura is my wife, take that back
So why EXACTLY haven't you downloaded TINDER yet???
>>35939241
cause i dont have an attractive face
or abs
and i have a fear of intimacy
and i dont have money
im not a very successful person
Because I don't want to have to pretend to be an abusive chad who wants to facefuck a woman in order to meet up with somebody.
I want somebody to hold and love, and then maybe later facefuck. Not some random skank to get HPV from because all she wanted to do was have me punch her in the face and call her a worthless whore.
Because my phone is shit and I refuse to use normiebook seriously so i look fake. Idk how anything works anymore everything is just blueballs sad.
Not having a fat fetish should be illegal and in my utopian society, it certainly would be.
That's like an average dumpy post- college body on women
Fat is worse than that
>>35939214
that's not fat, that's chubby
>tfw chubster fetish
Yes.
Daily reminder that when a group of people walk past you and laugh, they're most likely laughing at you. Normies can see your social anxiety in the way you walk and girls are especially vicious when it comes to making fun of this.
You know what? I don't think this is funny AT ALL. It is obvious that you try to mock autism, and I will NOT stand for that.
Autismals, unite!
~|~| Timmy
>>35939173
>Daily reminder that when a group of people walk past you and laugh, they're most likely laughing at you
daily reminder that nobody thinks about you
>>35939299
You're right. They stop thinking about you after they're done laughing at your hunched posture
They ruined it.
Such a shocker; almost surprised me as much as when I ruined the water in my toilet bowl when I took a big steaming dump in it this morning.
>>35939167
and you're surprised by this?
>>35939187
Nah, I expected it.
Still, disappointing.
its not ruined for whatever '''white people playing japs''' reason or whatnot, idk about that. The story is shit. boring. pleb-tier.