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So a girl that i'm in a quasi-relationship with uses my prime account to watch shows, which means she's logged in with my account on Amazon.
I just checked my wishlist and saw that there was a cock cage in it. I told her about my femdom-fetish, but did not expect this.
What am in for, lads?
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>>35283252
The best time of your life
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>>35283274
Should i mention to her that i've discovered it? She hasn't ordered it yet after all.
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>>35283397
Just pretend like it's a surprise but you're a sissy bitch so you let her put it on you
Then be her slave and clean her up after she goes out and fucks chad
You're so lucky anon
I love being a woman. Especially nowadays.
Finally, with the protection of the state, we can assume our role as the dominant gender. We can beat the shit out of our husbands, emotionally torment them, even cheat on them and there is nothing they can do about it and ugly men will never have a chanse to even be with us.
For example, my husband filed for divorce a little over a year ago when he discovered I was cheating on him. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me fucking another man, because I was sick of him and his bullshit inability to satisfy me sexually. I continued to sleep with my black lover for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while my husband was home. He had to listen to us fucking and me getting pleased by a superior massive black cock while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I cleaned out our joint checking account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a competent lawyer.
Yesterday, I was awarded full owenership of the house, custody of the children he doesn't even realize aren't his, 1,450 dollars a month in child support, 3,725 dollars a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequence for being unfaithful. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face :)
He whined like a little bitch to the judge, claiming he had to get a roommate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay me what he owes me. So pathetic.
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>>35283221
>women
>on r9k
Nice try
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>>35283221
nice copypasta
ive seen this too many times to even laugh at it
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Lol, you're going to have to practice typing as a female a lot more for this to work.
Regression thread.
Maybe someone else does it.
Or at least someone gives me a (you).
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I like diapers but I'm not into age play stuff at all.
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>>35283306
like sexually? i remember someone i chatted with said some people just like them like you would be a chi-re/'true infantilist'
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>>35284018
Sexually and non-sexually. Some of my earliest memories are me sneaking some of my sister's diapers into my room so I could wear them.
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why is quitting smoking so damn hard
these nicotine withdrawals are killing me
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no you're just a bitch with no mental fortitude and has been pampered to the extent that you can afford cigarettes
come back when you're mentally addicted to drugs or physically addicted to pills or foreign opoids
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>>35283382
>no you're just a bitch with no mental fortitude
im on r9k why are u surprised
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So is R9K basically /b/ with standards?
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>>35283145
No, we have a purpose, not just post random shit.
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yes
orignalumaturatoyolokadesfromjadenani
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>>35283173
What is your purpose, then?
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You all have so much to learn..
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>want to respond to your trolls
>don't have time.
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>>35283120
>>35283448
>2016
>2am
>still posting on r9k
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Why can't we deport NEETs to mexico?
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>>35283105
>>>/pol/ is that way nigger
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>>35283105
Not enough short buses or tendies get out
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Many of them go there already. It's a very popular spot because of the beautiful beaches and low COL.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/suzan-haskins-and-dan-prescher/retire-in-mexico_b_9593710.html
I've been tempted myself.
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Why are women unhygienic animals?
>move in with big sister
>shower drain is always clogged with hair
>found a bloody tampon floating in the toilet once
>walked in on hear in a towel shaving her legs multiple times
>doesn't dry off her lipstick or makeup before she goes to sleep
>when she kisses me after she gets home from work, I get a smudge of lipstick on my face/mouth that I instantly need to wash off
>when we've shared a bed on a few occasions, I'm pretty sure she's farted in her sleep and she doesn't even care if her ass crack is showing
Why are women disgusting and unhygienic?
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What kind of relationship do you even have With your sister? You seem waay to close.
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She's your fucking sister, it's obvious that she feels comfortable with you and shows you her unhygienic side. You aren't a fucking prince inside your house, aren't you?
Stop fucking generalizing a whole gender, Jesus Christ
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Sometimes i wonder if the People on this board have been permanently damaged by porn, like they somehow dont Think that women are even human.
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>unintentionally cucked by my friend again
Fuck.
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>>35282823
What happened lad? Tell your good friend Anonymous.
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>>35282845
In a nutshell,
>Like girl
>Girl has same interests as me
>Girl likes friend who doesn't have the same interests as her
>friend doesn't like her
>is really friendly around her and unintentionally gives signs that he likes her even though he doesn't
>am left out in the cold again
I should just give up.
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>>35282902
If he doesn't like her then what's the problem? Your the one cucking yourself by not just asking her out.
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>you will never be as cool and edgy as this guy was in 2007
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>>35282802
Good. Then I don't have to try. Thank you for saving me all the time and effort.
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>>35282802
the fucking nostalgia
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>huge family reunion
>seated next to my big sister outside on the patio
>uncle points out I've got a huge smudge of ice cream on my face
>I awkwardly ask where and they all start laughing at me
>big sister tells me to hold still and licks it off my face in front of everyone
>everyone stares in awe like wtf just happened while she casually acts like nothing happened
Did I just win?
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>>35282783
That sounds pretty hot if I'm being totally and completely honest, my honorary robot family member.
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>>35282783
Wew lad I can hear banjos playing
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Yes.
Origanumuuuu
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Most people that hate Israel do it because it's the Jews, but they do actually love the system they have going on there.
True or false?
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true. and further, most people actually like what jews themselves do (being extremely rich and powerful in virtually every western country) but hate jews because they are so good at it.
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Supposedly it's a well-run country but they willingly located their own country in the middle of a warzone.
I'd have asked for a part of Australia or something else that was normally peaceful.
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>>35282771
>Most people that hate Israel do it because it's the Jews
I'm not sure about this. I no plenty of lefties that are anti-Israel because of 'how they treat Palestine'
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Did you take the adice /r9k/?
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>>35282757
Is that article supposed to be a joke?
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>>35282775
No
http://www.wikihow.com/Dress-Well-As-an-Overweight-Man
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Hello guys i think i am screwed
i was depress that i had incest fetish and urges
on my mom, and trying to seize this stuff i
joined the trap squad, i don't want to be gay
but i like the sissy fetish, i am skinny as fuc and my dick has 12 cm 4.7 inches. i am soo sad right now.
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Being a Trap was one of the best thing that happen to me, but of course I live in west Hollywood. So i'm treated like normal here.
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>>35282772
pics ? [didn't mean to offend, just to have some prove].
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what are your thoughts on becoming one with the earth after you die?
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>>35282711
that's the gayest, most liberal fagest thing I've heard all day.
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>>35283670
Pretty much every religion teaches this idea you stupid cuck
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Ideally I'd like to be buried in an imposing tomb decorated with statues of myself. Realistically, I wouldn't mind if I was buried like this.