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>>38199262
whoever gets dubs predicts cancer op's untimely death

>>38199262
uhhhhhhhh nigga what why she look like a man so much why do so many men like her

>>38199286
Raped to death by traps

>>38199231
I almost got shot in a road rage incident. Be careful. People do crazy things when it comes to driving

>>38199225
There isn't one. Emotionally isolate yourself and never have real friends again. If you happen to make any keep them at an arm's length and never get attached, and always just think of them for how they benefit you. It's what I learned to do.

It's impossible to get real friends or ones with similar interests anyway. Better off alone.

>>38199225
Learn to socialize, know how to act in social situatuons, feel empathy if someone is sad, laugh if someone tells a joke etc

Don't be clingy to your friends but don't ignore them either

it's not easy but once you're out there it's just a habit

>>38199225
I gave up, socializing is too much work for me. I can't feel comradery anymore, it always seems fake. I've decided its best to be isolated and accepting of it.

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>>38199205
>be me
>vote trump
>no wall
>no lock her up
>Israel is our greatest ally
>no mass deportations
>no drain the swamp
>Obamacare part 2
>cabinet full of globalists and billionaires (drain the swamp FAIL)
>most hated president in history
>no reversal of the demographic shift

>tfw family is pro-life because someone wanted to ks in brother's GF's family
>when your current comp goes to shit as soon as it sees that you are buying a new comp
>when your isp makes your net shit because you did not give in to their upgrade
>when you leave the meat [turkey/ham] out for a few days and have no energy because you have to wait for it to get cold again
>when you watch an anime from the 00s [popotan]
>when

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*biggi cheese steps in*
hi im biggie cheese

>>38199184
That's a very good album.

Why exactly are you so happy?

>>38199210
i can finally do whatever is on my mind without care about anything or anyone else and thats all i ever wanted, i woke up and freed myself of all problems

i wish you all happiness

>>38199184
I'm really happy too. Even when I'm sad. Happiness comes from the inside

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they are just lost on the way to reddit

>>38199016
Go hang yourself yankee

>>38199016
Same here. I'm not even a fan of Americans but British people are thousands of times worse. Every time I here them talk with that fuking accent I want to to kill myself and everyone around me.

>>38199133

Thank you op for saying what we've all been thinking. Every time I see a Britfeels thread my blood fucking boils.

>>38199007
I enjoyed this image, I only played skullgirls a little bit and then it got boring.

>>38199052
I agree. I can't seem to keep interest in fighting games.

Peacock is a cute girl though.

>>38199321
I only really enjoy them when I play with friends otherwise I get destroyed in about 10 seconds

>>38198969
You are of below average intelligence to say the least.

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>>38199359

Would you say the same to James Joyce?

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>>38198969
How do I acquire a skunk girl gf?

just don't panic and try to impress your boss as much as possible

its sad but keeping your job nowadays is more about making your shit boss feel good than anything

>>38198896
Quartz mostly with some iron in it i think

>>38198896
>>>/sci/ has some good geology threads. /sci/ is a much more positive place than /r9k/. Just don't talk about feels there, people get mad when it isn't on topic.

>>38198896
Take iron and slam it into it or vice versa. If it sparks it might be flint. Though I'm retarded.
http://m.wikihow.com/Identify-Flint

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>>38198854
I had anger issues when I was younger. I would get nosebleeds if I got angry enough. Eventually I grew out of it by saying nothing that happened mattered. It was okay to not get mad. After I moved middle schools after I slapped a kid and got suspended, I have felt empty ever since.

>>38198854
Don't fear and embrace the fact that you're becoming comfortably numb, so immune to everything.

>>38198854
Time for some antidepressants.

>>38198853
We already encourage it basically. In any case "population control" is a meme, there's plenty of living space for more people on this earth.

>>38198853
Not necessarily. I don't think suicides make up that big a chunk of total deaths. Depressed people also probably have fewer kids or family, so they weren't exactly going to be big evolutionary contributors

>>38198903
I think Op is confusing depression with a lot of other things associated with it.