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It's time to discuss the best RPG ever made.
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That isn't world of morrowind souls 3!
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oh no it's spreading
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great game.

>my riva tnt2 ultra could just barely run the fucker

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As a women you were encouraged to be a NEET and all you had to do was opt out of politics. Holy shit this was such an incredible deal why did chicks get rid of it?
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>>35360979
They couldn't be the center of attention staying at home and women and that's the only thing women care about
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>>35360979
Islam will bring it back.

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Which one is true? Assume total, global values:
>There is more happiness than suffering in the world
>There is more suffering than happiness in the world
>There is an equal amount of suffering and happiness in the world
>Neither happiness nor suffering truly exist
Which one sounds more correct to you? Why? What implications does this have for the world? How do you fit into this picture?
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Id say more suffering just because of the density of population in shithole countries where kids are playing by survival of the fittest rules.
Im living cozy in a western nation where most people would like to think there is more happiness, but even here people get kidapped, raped, murdered, dying of cancer etc.

Im pretty cynical about this subject which is why im aware and glad that I'm still riding the cozy train in life.
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>Neither happiness nor suffering truly exist
Anybody with any substantial understanding of reality know this is the only valid answer.

Not even Mathematics is real. People tout it as "the language of the universe" but that's not true, it's just a abstractly developed language to describe what we see in the universe. Happiness and Suffering are human languages of subjective experience.
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>>35360960
I would say more suffering, although it's impossible to gauge that amount. We are constantly striving towards something, and we almost never truly reach what we strive towards.

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>Decided to run a marathon for charity just as a way to get out of my room, since I don't know anyone and don't have any social hobbies
>The event is the run itself, plus an exclusive nightclub event afterwards
>First time I've done anything social in 6 years
>Show up on time, almost chicken out at the door, but eventually go in
>They give out glow-in-the-dark face paint and stuff which we are supposed to apply ourselves
>Not very artistic, just cover my entire face in orange paint
>Go out feeling like a loser
>Four different women ask to take pictures with me before the race, make low-quality small talk with each of them before finding a way to excuse myself because I don't know how to push the conversation forward at all
>Two official camera people for the event also chase me down and take promotional pictures, which I don't think they did for too many people there
>Run the race, do not-great (25 minutes for a 5k)
>Feeling alright, decide to try the nightclub thing just to experience it
>It's loud, I don't know anyone and I don't want to be autistic and sit at a table by myself, so I leave after 5 minutes and go home
>On the way back, I realize that these are the first positive interactions I've had with anyone outside my family in over half a decade
Feels ok
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>>35360955
shut up, I want to hear the dog
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>>35360955
When was this, OP?
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>>35360955
At least you got a cool pic out of it, OP!
Pic related, it is of OP.

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How do I learn to socialize again? I don't want to live like this anymore
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>>35360920
It's too late. Normal people learn to socialize when they are children, not in their 20s or late teens. Every interaction you will force yourself to have is going to be awkward and embarrassing. Whoever you would talk to most likely interacts with dozens of people every day and for you it is probably the first in person conversation in weeks. They will never relate, you will always just be a bother and a weirdo to them. Accept your hermit life.
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>>35360920
Be something your not. Add some random ass personalities to your outside life to mask your real boring personality.
Leslie Nielsen, moe, Lionel hutz, bill hicks, Alex Jones, are some based personalities to add to your everyday life... Good Luck!
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do you have problems talking to people?

can you hold a conversation with a stranger for more than 3 minutes? If so you can try practice talking to people online (omegle, interpals if you are into asian qts), try going outside more and start some basic conversations with people (like asking for directions or sth). If not, you are probably beyond saving.

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Any other robots quitting weed? I realized I was self-medicating so I gave away my stash and vaporizer last week.
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I quit. I need to quit drinking too, and eating emotionally.
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i sure as hell won't be quitting. i started smoking before going to bed cause it was really chill. 3 years later and there's no way in hell I can close even a single eye without a good joint.

then I upgraded the issue by picking up drinking. now I need both, more than ever before. it's stupid
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>>35360871
I really should. I recently recovered from anorexia, and with it comes binge eating disorder. I'm pretty much over the B.E.D. but when I smoke it comes out and I get disgustingly hungry. Not munchies, like hungry like I'm going to die hungry that doesn't go away.
Also it makes me antisocial and depressed
I probably won't stop smoking any time soon desu

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>everyone excited about the inevitable wave of sex robots finally rolling out over the next decade
>automatically assume they'll all be female

A little concerned that 10 years from now I'l be sitting at home while chadbot is pumping a silicone load into my gf. Are dolls/robots going to remain a one-way street primarily for men, do you think?
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>>35360813

Roasties and gays (Male roasties) can easily have sex so I doubt that they will have to get a sexbot.
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It's not really cheating/cucking if it's with a robot, otherwise masturbation while in a relationship would be cheating.
I mean, shit- think about it think way, you get to play some autism blocks on VR while chadbot eats your gf out for an hour, you put down the game and your gf is a frothing gibbering mess- her cunt's just twitching and beyond slick with grool- you can pump away without giving a shit about her orgasm, and she won't even get mad.
The next day you come home hard as fuck but your gf's revolting menstrual cycle has begun- you haul robostacey out and she eats out your ass while jacking your cock and then you cum all over her hair. while our gf cries and eats ice cream because she's on the rag.

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>be me
>be mormon gayboi on whoremones
>mfw my parents don't know
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Nobody cares. Your parents don't love you.
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>>35360893
>Your parents don't love you.
they will pay for my mission to south america and cute latin boys will fuck my bp
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>>35360778
>my parents don't know
they know

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Why don't manlets just focus on being funny and nice to make up for being short?

>I once dated a tiny man. He was cute, but damn was he a shorty. He wasn't exactly shorter than me, but he had maaaaaaaybe an inch on me.

>He may have a beautiful face, killer abs and a stellar personality, but all you or anyone else can seem to focus on is that your boo is a tiny little munchkin. You try to ignore it, but it's just always an issue. It never goes away.

>Having a short guy on top of you is always slightly awkward. When his feet reach only the tops of your ankles, it's weird.

>Also, he's small, so he isn't exactly the cookie-cutter vision of masculinity. Sometimes you just want to be thrown around in bed by a big, hot stud. That's just not in the cards for you, my friend

>For some reason, people think that you must be desperate for a boyfriend just because he's short. I mean, why else would you choose a guy "like that"? It's pretty f*cked that this is our reality, but there's no denying it.

>He likes to talk about his huge dick... when he doesn't actually have a huge dick. He likes to brag about his career and how successful he is. He wants to be a "man." He has a classic Napoleon complex. He talks loudly, makes crazy jokes and always wants to be the life of the party. You love him, but it can really be a bit much.

>Luckily, he has an amazing personality, because he spent so long making up for his height.

>The thing is, we don't give the short guy enough credit. He tries harder, and he's funnier and nicer than the tall douchebags who don't put in the effort. The short guys are the real winners.

>He may not be society's "ideal" height, but he's a good boyfriend, and that's what matters most.

http://elitedaily.com/dating/truth-about-dating-short-guys/
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lol if you want to know what difficulty is try to be balding
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>>35360742
cause they get sick of being the clown and the nice guy and the one with the lads trust me I know
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>>35360742
>he's a good boyfriend, and that's what matters most.
>now let me expand on my multi-paragraph diatribe explaining every single fault he has
nobody is buying it, Stacy

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who else /tired_as_shit/ here?
>Feel fine and normal, decide to read a book
>Go to page 1, start reading
>Instantly feel tired, start yawning
>Put book down, still feel a little tired, goes away after 5 minutes
What the fuck is this? Should I see a doctor? I don't have insurance
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exercise
start doing push ups and some other shit you can do in your neet box daily, it will suck at first but it'll start to make you feel good
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>>35360767
How much will I have to do before I feel fine?
I do bike, but I haven't lately because the fucking weather has been retarded. I might just start running.

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Given the option, would you switch bodies with her?
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Absolutely.
Although, to be fair, I;d pretty quickly switch bodies with just about any female...
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>>35360691
Yes, that it's pretty much my dream desu.

>>35360737
Pic related would be a good choice desu.
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>>35360737
>>35361007
Very good, this is your reward.

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>tfw too intiilligent to get (yous)
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>>35360670
The smug turtle made me kek
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>>35360670
Best wojak ever.
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>>35360670
what story is this image based off of?

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boybutt > girlbutt
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lookin hot anon, i like those jeans btw xx
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>>35360879
i wore them today
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>>35360895
nice where are you from senpau

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You're now aware that the grass is not that much greener on the other side.
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Jokes on you, grass is ALWAYS greener on the other side
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>>35360594
how so? The top chads and women are still getting laid. The reason why less people is having sex is because the internet and hookup apps allow women to be pickier.
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>>35360755
That's only one reason

pic related is another reason

Millenials in their 20s still living with their parents during university and their first job is another reason

The real unemployment rate and the cost of housing in cities where the jobs are is another reason

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Do twinks think? Or are they just dumb cum dumps?
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>>35360570
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1s7TSi4nHPP
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>>35360570
Yeah we do.

We are sometimes pathedic virgins, it's only when we;re active we become pos cum-dumps.
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>>35360656
Cute voice.
Op, they're both. Depending on where and when.

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