What does it feel like to suck on a girl's breasts? And do girls actually enjoy it, or is it just a porn meme?
>>37522969
It's fun and girls like it a lot. Their nipples are more sensitive than ours.
>>37522969
Pretty good. Nice and soft. Nipples are fun to play with with my tongue.
My gf doesn't like it unless she's horny, though. If I just start doing it out of the blue, she gets mad. If I do it during sex, she'll moan and shove my head closer if I slow down or stop.
>>37523013
pretty much this. ex gf had an inverted nip, and i would suck it until her nip came out. honestly kinda weird in retrospect, but it was hot.
Wait a minute Anon you called me a Sand What?
Sand American
>>37522866
Sandy, since your name's sandy. Right?
>>37522866
Person, of course
Well, /r9k/?
You aren't gay, are you?
>>37522834
where's the like button
how do I upvote on this site
pls help
(you) this post if i should kill myself
keep scrolling if your a fag
Nah l'm gay
Fembot feels thread
>he's staring again
>guys under 5'10 talking to me
>>37522771
Out whore. Saged.
Mods, do your job
women out
there is no indication that /r9k/ is meant for femanon-posting.
how did women even end up on 4chan
>tfw video games hurt my eyes so i can't play them anymore
WHY IT WAS MY ONE FUCKING HOBBY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
>>37522755
Best girl <3
get some gamer glasses my dude!!!
>>37522755
Take a 3 day break from looking at screens, turn down the brightness of your monitor, get artificial tears for your eyes and use them when your eyes start to hurt. That's what I do at least.
Some dude where I work knows everything about computers, programming etc etc. Like way above what I know, but I work in the IT department and he works as a janitor and mechanic on the weekends. He's also younger than me by a few years. I tell him to get a better job, but he says he's looked. He's always bragging about his knowledge and shit I don't know about. Like wtf do I do. It's starting to get on my nerves because I can tell he thinks I'm undeserving of my position, when I can do my job just fine, he's just better at computer stuff.
pic unrelated
>>37522744
I bet you weren't born with a penis, were you now?
>>37522744
Assert dominance over him.
Are you writing about me? What state do you work in? Also you're about to be naturally selected faggot. I'm coming for you and God.
Dear Anons,
I just wanted to talk to someone tonight, I know that I probably don't fit here, I'm a girl who do not have real trouble fitting in society, I got boyfriends, I got my shit together, but I don't feel happy, I don't expect you to comfort me, but I know that here, some people can undertsnad me, and even if they don't, they read me.
I should be happy, I got evrything for that, I don't think I'm a whiny person, I've went through rough things in my life, but right now, at this point in time, I don't feel like being around real people, I prefer to be here, with you, I mostly just read, I don't participate often.
I just feel like no one in my life truly like me, I feel I'm that friends that is put behing on the pavements, I'm not the one we call for a lunch, I'm not the one we choose to work with. I'm the last choice. And I doon't know how to deal with it anymore, I've built myself a shield, but it's breaking...
That's just what I wanted to say to the person who read this, it doesn't make sense, but it's nice to put all that down
Thanks guys, you are wonderful, keep going
-B
there's lots of people like you, but they're mostly shut-in boys whom you'll never meet
have a nice life
what a fucking shit bait. go to a shrink if you want a therapy session and tell him you feel something very special
>>37522736
Nice bIog dyke
>be me
>Playing tf2, meet cute girl
>become friends
>she goes offline for a year
>she comes back
>Turns out she has crippling depression
>be there for her 24/7
>tells her I have a crush on her
>calls it cute, but friendzones me
>valentines day
>try again, friendzoned once more
>talk to each other on discord and kik a lot
>3 days ago
>discording late at night
>"hey anon, wanna ask each other questions?"
>say yes and pull up questions to ask on a date while subtly flirting with her
>dont tell her theyre dating questions
>today
>"hey anon, I have something to tell you...Promise you'll be fine?"
>fears that she's taken
>say yes
>"Im with someone"
>try not to cry
>"Yeah, im fine...whatever makes you happy femanon"
Call me a cuck if you want, I just genuinely want her to be happy for the rest of her life...
>>37522680
You're not a cuck, anon. Just a genuinely "nice guy". Take some pride that you have a shred of decency in this toilet bowl of a world.
But try to move on, man. And whatever you do, do not let yourself get into a relationship with her if the one she's in now blows up and she needs a rebound. You're a man, not a doormat.
>online dating
>being this cucked over some roastie you've never even met
Sounds like you completely deserve it and I can assure you that your life is only going to get worse from here unles you make some serious changes.
>>37522680
>got friendzoned
>tried again later, got friendzoned again
stopped reading there
>twink at work called me snookums and grabbed my ass
>>37522656
Don't do it, dude
HIV is permanent
>>37522656
He's only picking up what you're repressing. Relax, fag
>>37522715
Fuck off, sick of you fags
>got a gf
>she's always horny
>sex is a complete chore
>can't cum, can't make her cum
>stressful and annoying
>hate eating pussy
>really close to breaking up because my libido is just not as high as hers
>I'd rather jerk off than fuck her
It's completely overhyped, lads.
>got a gf
get out now, you retarded nigger
>>37522461
>he fell for the gf meme
hahaha what a fag
>>37522461
>got a gf
Out out out out
>pronouncing yourself as robot
>not lisnin to nightcore, the tune of the god machines
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHvZf8Vu6BQ
i dont get this music genre, what is the point of it? is just any song you want speed up a bit
>>37522499
i like the idea of nightcore and i like some songs that are already good in their own right but most nightcore is made with shitty pop music
>>37522448
You need to be at least 18 years of age to post on 4chan.org.
Tomorrow is my first time working retail (have only done odd jobs and construction in the past).
What are the best/worst things about it?
Worst parts: Everything
Best parts: When your shift ends
>>37522334
You are soon going to hate people.
If you already hate people, you are soon going to REALLY hate them.
>>37522334
Customers can be cunts sometimes, mostly middle aged to older women and men. Old ladies are especially cunty.
Depends on the company mostly, but usually you have to be a complete braindead fuckup to get fired.
Just go in and give your 100% effort everyday and you should be fine OP.
I don't want to fucking pay taxes. Fuck all this shit. I owe nothing to anyone. This is my body. This is my mind. Fuck religion, fuck the government, fuck everyone trying to influence how I think. Fuck all of it. Nothing fucking makes sense. Everything is a lie. If they try to make you understand, they're fucking lying. They want you to think like them because every single person to be born has a self esteem issue. They project their insecurities onto other people so they can feel reassured that they're not doing anything wrong. Fuck that. Fuck everything. I owe no one anything except my parents Fuck everyone else. We're all living a lie. There's a reason why people are in power and you're not. There's a reason why your income is limited. There's a reason why everything has a price. We are ALL SHEEP. We are going through a system of conditioning. You're shown shiny things and expected to behave. FUCK IT ALL. IT'S ALL A FUCKING LIE. YOU'RE BEING LIED TO. WAKE UP BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. IT'S ALREADY TOO LATE.
>>37522317
Enjoy your audit then, retard
>>37522317
>Brainlet can't handle the social contract
I bet you think you're profound and shit.
>>37522337
I think the opposite.
>foreskin won't stay over head
>retracts on it's own
Fuck...
>foreskin doesn't retract from head automatically
Fuck
>No foreskin
It's not fair.
>>37522303
Wait is that supposed to happen? Even fully, throbbingly erect mine is covered with just the tip maybe sticking out. Can be pulled back and stays though.
Is fapping to kids' feet paedophilia?
It's podophilia
It is somehow worse
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