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>be me last year
>/vg/ fag who ventured to /int/
>meet a few good lads on here
>mfw met folks who are like me and get my feels
>tfw shitposting and feeling shared between us
>mfw took it to the next level establishing contacts away from /int/
>tfw bffs
>gen dies
>decide to move over another platform
>tfw inseparable bond
>yfw exchanging selfies with strangers you met on a Krgyz wife napping imageboard
>qt.jpg
>move past a year and a half
>we still friends but most of us got lives
>mfw the gen is diminishing day in and day out
>try my best to keep it going
>tfw futile efforts
>frien goes missing
>frien has a life to look after
>frien has school to seek after
>look through my window as i watch everything crumble
>mfw alone all over again
>tears started wailing on me as i recalled our time together
>tfw they will always be my top lads
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>he actually likes disgusting 3D women
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Only dumb normalfags are like that OP.
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>>38432954
>eww he does?
>gross
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>Go to a Hispanic grocery store
>Parking Lot sounds of continuous beeping from Corollas
>Continuous staring contests
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>tfw you're a right cunt
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join hands brother
just don't touch me
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Why don't they realize everyone hates them?
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>>38432869
sauce now
ORIGAMI
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I don't hate them. I love fugging their wives or GFS and having them prep me since they host
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>>38432876
not OP but
https://www.pornpics.com/galleries/naive-babe-in-sexy-glasses-aj-applegate-loves-working-with-big-cocks/
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How rich will I be if I buy $30ks worth of bitcoin and wait 10 years?
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>>38432858
About $30,002. You'll make $2.
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Somewhere between $0 and infinitum
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Chad vs virgin edition. Post everything you got.
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Who is your favorite pornstar? Mine is Elsa Jean. She is so pure and cute.
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>>38432853
>pure
>pornstar
>getting your holes filled with cum by 10 niggers
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>light goes out in room
>dont replace and live in darkness for a few days
>now cant stand to have light on ever.
who /ninja/ here
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What is her facial expression trying to convey here?
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"Holy shit it's so big. Much bigger than the small white bois cock I usually see."
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>>38432784
That she is disappointed that BBC is a hoax and that the dick isn't very big.
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>>38432805
If you're impressed by that your pens must be tiny
Daily remainder to stay pure
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Is doing cocaine impure?
I'm a khv otherwise
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>>38432710
I would, but if I don't masterbate frequently enough, I'll get spooky dreams that I don't want.
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What did you do today to sort yourself out?
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Type out my will and my suicide note.
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>>38432663
Talked to my caretaker
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Worked out my legs and core. Did some cardio. Had a protein shake and a testosterone booster. Still feel like killing myself
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I've made it a tradition of sorts to go on a nofap challenge every summer.
I'm currently in middle of it now, and it's only my second time doing it.
I did it last year, and it was excruciating. The lust in my body was uncontrollable. To say the least, it was hard (in more ways than one). But I suceeded in what I set out to achieve.
This year, it's been alot easier. I get a big erection over anything sexy, but it's not uncontrollable.
So you may be asking: "Anon, why the fuck would you do this to yourself?" and to that I have this to say: The feeling of finally ejaculating again after a whole summer of no masturbation is glorious.
Last year I did it because I was too addicted to fapping. I was constantly wasting time. Now I feel that I have alot more self control. So I've done it again.
As I said, it's worth it at the end. Going a whole summer without fapping, then getting to fap again, it's a great release. It feels like pure ecstasy. It's like all the fapping you would have done over the summer happens all in one go. All the built up stress from your body flushes itself out, leaving you relaxed and happy.
It's great. Try it. It'll be very tough to go through the first time, but at the end, you'll feel true greatness. Atleast, we'll feel as much greatness as us virgins ever will in our lifetime.
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Did anyone ever fantasize about something that sounds fetishy but at the time you didn't see it that way as a kid?
When I was a kid I fantasized about everyone in the world turning into Gargoyles like that one episode of the tv series. It was nothing sexual but now looking back it was kinda fetishy.
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>been constipated for days
>Decide to eat a load of pizza, curry, spicy foods and all that shit yesterday in the hopes of clearing it out
>Just got up
>Feel the leviathan move just behind my rectum
>For 15 minutes instruggle and sweat on the toilet trying to push this thing out
>At one point I thought I would have to phone the ambulance because I could smell blood and it hurt so much
>Finally passes and I release the abomination
>Sit with head in hands recovering
>Finally turn around to marvel at my creation
>It's not there
>What the fuck
>It had slipped through the u-bend
Anons I feel so upset. Please tell me others have experienced similar occurrences?
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Start smoking.
I used to be constipated and gassy all the time, after picking up cigs i shit every day/every other day depending on how much i eat and im far less gassy. I also mostly eat sandwiches so a lot of bread and dairy.
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>>38432526
Eat more fibre and vegetables.
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Drink more water and get more fiber
hemorrhoids are pure hell too, I hope to god I never experience that again. Feels like you have a stone halfway up your ass at all times and ANY movement pulls on the rock and hurts, took a week to clear up. Forgotto mention, you still have to poop during that week, pure agony everytime