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Ok, now it's getting . Out of hand

>steam threads to attract betas
>kek they want to play with me
What did they mean by this?

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>>34065737
>tfw no sperg from steam to play comp with

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grown men that think they're spirit animals, they have greasy gay orgies in their suits.
also autism and drama
when in contact with a furry immediately leave the premises.

>>34065730
Its a damn shame Encyclopedia Dramatica doesn't exist anymore,it had a great entry on them.

>>34065858
I asked for a redpill, anon. Not something written on a literal hate site that thinks doxxing is hilarious.

Having sex with a nymphet wont abate your desires.

t. Humbert Humbert

>>34065729
Where do you live? If in the EU you could easily fuck some 16-17 year olds if you're fit and know people to introduce you to parties etc

>>34065759
>fit
>know people to introduce you to other people
Holy shit...normies actually think this board is /soc/ for """introverts""" and """lonely""" people.

>>34065722
who? I haven't had anyone to tell how I feel

>>34065722
if you dont regret it you need to get off this board

Its always better to tell her than always wonder "what if"

Yes we are. I hate to sound like this but most people are only ''sad'' because its cool at the moment. Look at all the XD WHIS I WAS DED memes that are out there. It makes people want to spout that shit too, but ask them if they have seen a doctor/taking meds/self harmed etc and they'll be all IM NOT THAT SAD LOL

>>34065708
How are you so sure that they aren't lying? I don't tell anyone how fucked up I am

>>34065624
yes our generation is fucked, normies, robots, chads, doesnt matter, depression is epidemic.

>>34065708
The memes didnt create themselves.

>>34065573
These pieces of shit are just attention sponges. They don't give a shit about anyone else and they don't even think about the conversation with you, they just respond to the latest message as they play whack a mole with their inbox as new messages come in from tons of other people. Ever send a message with more than point to respond to but they only respond to one of them? That's a good sign that you're talking to one of these people. They're not putting any real thought or effort into it beyond what they need to keep you on the hook giving them an IV drip of attention. If you stop responding they don't even notice, there's lots of other people giving them attention too.

ur a piece of fuckin shit and they're better off without you in their life

>>34065573
it's always like this with girls op. They are just not meant to last, I'm sorry to tell you.
I'm in the same situation right now

4chan became popular OP. Its the naughty place for normies and women to giggle about visiting

>>34065550
wasnt that different a year ago, maybe you just got older and grew out of it.

>>34065550
It's this post again. It's not like this thread has been posted here ever since the board's creation.

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I have a dream like that last night, i feel pretty happy and warm in my hearth, it was almost real

Then i wake up feeling pretty sad. If I had died while dreaming, I would have died happy

Last night I dreamt that I was in a flying train and there was a qt virgin and she liked me. We were alone in the train, them many people came and the qt said she needed me to do some shit but in fact just wanted to give me bj.
Then I woke up and the pain started again

>every night
>its even the same girl

That sounds like a normalfag house.

A true robot would only ever live with their parents, or by themselves.

Sounds like a monastery.
Atheism destroyed that, thanks science and protestants.

>>34065562
There is no checklist to being a robot, it is a mindset. All you have to do is replicate that same warm atmosphere that robots have come to love and i believe all those social short cominga will be gone within the house in a matter of days.

>>34065508
immortal succubus who also gives me immortality.

>>34065508
>chubby
>big tits
>lactating
>dominant
Seem like fun.

>>34065508
Sub, has penis, very feminine appearance, Nord

>>34065430
Is that a ftm tranny that's been on test for a while?

mine is barely longer than that

feels horrible

fucking kek'd holy shit man

>>34065318
All the normies that will be around you again will seem like the most stupid people on earth. This is because they actually are.

>>34065416
Oh for the love of God shut the fuck up

>>34065318
No, it's not possible, but you can just be okay with it and go on living anyway. Know when to keep your mouth shut, value people based on what they are good at and how they treat you, instead of whether they as people meet your standards of what a person should be

Redpill ideology kills happiness and it's best to be aware of it rather than apply it to every day life.>>34065416
>>34065416

Just don't think about it.
Or think about it, but don't actually act on anything because of it.

>>34065237
it is smalltalk.
if better topics come to your mind just do the usual: "yea its fine, btw xy" or "haha no lets not talk about this today, lets talk xy".

Your autism is terminal; consider suicide.

>>34065237
It's because they know nothing personal about you. This is the starting point for getting to know someone better.

>>34065187
Gl she is cheating

>>34065187
Red flag, dump. Especially if you give a similar argument and she then bothers you about it. She's probably got an STD or is pregnant.

(the latter probably the reason she'd date a robot in the first place)

>>34065187
tell her you've got aids and now she does too

doesn't matter, Staceys like her didn't deserve such a good life anyway

>>34065162
Sorry but who is that person, OP ?

Because men are monsters.