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>>35820140
torchan

>>35820161
Pretty shit if that's the one I'm thinking about.

>>35820140
TOR I guess but it's really only good for illegal shit, it's not like there is some community you become a part of to share edgier memes with

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>>35820135
Here's a Convo

Don't help her cheat it's wrong

>>35820135
Impregnate her with your seed

>>35820084
5'2, b cup

6'1
30 A

no y chromosome, I swear

5'3
flat as a cutting board

bump how do none of you understand this

death is the great equalizer. good looking people might as well have never existed once they are in the void. just enjoy the sunshine and dont make too much of a big deal out of human interaction, it will all be over faster than you realize

thing is that it's not really as easy as ugly/attractive, most people are inbetween and most are still going to find a partner and reproduce

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>>35820012
>practice gf dies of old age
what the hell guys how am i going to tell our 4 practice children and 3 practice grandchildren about this?

If you let it get that far, she's evidently not a practice girlfriend. Assess your true feelings for her.

>>35820069
top quality post here, i had a genuine chuckle

>>35819815
>their is

I wouldn't be able to go on 4Chan

>>35819815
Because it's a heathen practice that opens your soul to devils.

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>>35819806
Cool story bro

originalio

>>35819806
thanks for giving me an idea for a story op
i will just left some stuff out

I was lying.
I make things up here all the time.

Please share the finished work here when you feel comfortable.

nothing really just "hey look at me im a jackass"

>>35819767
Idol/someone they wanna fuck

Mostly done by lonely people

>>35820469
**Exclusively done by lonely people

>>35819700
I do that with xbox 360 and halo 3. But I still regularly use my ps3 and xbox 360.

>>35819727
Also, this applies on old online accounts for various games. You can see your old buddies on there and they haven't signed in in years and you know they've grown up and moved on while you clearly haven't, as you're sitting there playing some old shitty game crying in nostalgia.

>get PS4
>use same account
>same friend list
>some friends haven't been on in so long that it won't tell me how long they've been gone
>more time passes
>use my old Xbox live account for windows 10 games
>see they've moved to Xbox one
>their taste in games is completely different from mine now so can't even play games with them

Same for me but when I wake up the next morning I feel shame and embarrassment amplified and it fucking sucks

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>>35819683
Sometimes we need a break from the pain

>>35819683
Yes, but eventually it stops working. And you're left in DT hell where no amount of alcohol stops the agony.
Ive been an on/off alcoholic for a decade and it will seriously fuck you and your entire life up after a long enough period.

>>35819597
I'm leaving for boot in a week but I'm not a faggot and didn't join the navy

I wish you luck bro, I need to leave this hell hole as well.

>>35819637
t.jarhead

>>35819524
You don't have a fucking shower?

>>35819551
I do, I started washing my balls in the sink in the bathroom because it's faster than getting undressed and walking into the shower, and less noisy.
I was pissing and went to the kitchen to have a snack and remembered I didn't wash my hands so I washed them in the kitchen sink and almost out of habit I washed my balls there too.
My mom came in the kitchen to get a glass of water and saw me.

>>35819603
why do you need to wash your balls specifically?

>>35819459
give her a spanking for punishment

That is the worst kind of person. Kill her. Kill her immediately.
Don't you dare try and escape your responsibility bu dumping her and letting her loose on the world.
Do your goddamn job and remove her.

>>OP here i will spank her don't worry

no, the twig would snap under a gaze

nobody wants to feel a skeleton

muscles are the hottest, especially when you touch and hold his arm oh god.

also his stomach
don't even get me started
i don teven eat abs but my mouth is watering..

god nothing is hotter than feeling his hard rock ABSSSS GODDDDD

and it doesn't matter if you're skinny and you have abs, you just look fucking useless lol

idk i dont interact with fucking skinny slim males they really need to fucking go extinct or some shit, they're not really men like they need to go eat some protein or something idk what the fuck they're starving for

god

look at all those cs wimps
i want to break them

>>35819445
>>35819475
You're not a girl. originally

You have to actually want to do the work. Sounds like you genuinely want to better yourself but don't want to put the work in. Simple as that anon

>>35819377
>>start trying to eat healthy and exercise so I don't die at age 30

mfw I'm nearly 32 and only started exercising again last year

6'2 and 224 lbs

Anyways don't worry as much about waking up early, which is a fucking meme, just focus on eating healthy and exercise.


How do you do it? You just do it. Your desire to be healthy and /fit/ and not die a shitty death just has to be stronger than your desire for sugar & fat.

Start off easy. Like if you usually eat a whole pizza for supper then try eating just half, and replace the other half of the pizza for that meal with some veggies.

For breakfast, how about just one cupcake? Replace the one with some cereal, or some fruit, maybe even some eggs instead.


Then over time replace more bad foods with good foods.

The same with exercise. Start off with just a daily walk. Once you're used to it, walk faster and walk further, then you'll be jogging or biking, etc.

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>>35819484
>Sounds like you genuinely want to better yourself but don't want to put the work in
WAIT JUST A FUCKING SECOND.
MAYBE YOU'RE ONTO SOMETHING.
WHAT IF THAT'S THE REASON I DON'T HAVE A GF EITHER. HOW DO I GAIN THE DESIRE TO PUT THE WORK IN FUC KING TELL MNE
>>35819566
Thanks for the advice anon, I already walk everywhere I go, which is just work desu

I've actually managed to cut soda completely out of my diet in lieu of water so I'm not consuming empty calories for no reason

I still find myself gaining 10 lbs a week though just out of nervous eating

any tips on avoiding the craving for some tasty treats?

pic related those are my stats
>inb4 manlet btfo