Why don't you ever have a girlfriend, anon?
I mean it's good to stay alone sometime but ALWAYS? I mean, you like girls, do you?
>>34790262
>implying any girls want to be my girlfriend and not just put me in the friendzone while calling it dating and trying to cuck me
Why the fuck would I want a girlfriend
Is being someone's cum depository all you exist for?
>>34790262
whenever i have tried to go somewhere and be social, people have laughed at me.
i was others laughing stock even in a school meant for retarded people and losers
>fapped to "that" again
im sorry
>>34790207
you're already on the list dude don't worry
>>34790207
>i can't believe I ate THAT again.
God in heaven forgive my soul and save my sinful whatever
>>34790207
is "that" what i think it is based off of the fact that we are on 4chan?
Friendly reminder that males are heartless unfaithful beasts
>https://youtu.be/4klMVNQey4U
>>34790196
This is new
FUCKING RAVIOLI
I became heartless after being taken advantage of again and again.
now i'm the one who takes advantage.
>>34790230
c-can't well all j-just get along?
>There was a girl in hs
>She becomes obsessed with me
>One night she calls me and says she just got raped by her dad
>She starts manipulating me
>I tend to her in every way for years
>Now she says it was all a lie
Just got lied to and manipulated for years
Feeling numb
What do?
Pls no edgy comments. I feel like I need to get out of here
She was my only tie to this godforsaken hellhole. I need to MOVE
>>34790180
>>34790192
Beat her to death
>>34790180
>I tend to her in every way for years
>Now she says it was all a lie
Holy fucking Mother of all Cucks. Did you ever confront her dad about this? You really should.
Is it true that most straight girls have kissed another girl?
once again women disgust me
>>34790161
What do you think they do at their sleepovers
Major carpet convention
>>34790161
You'd have to be out of your mind to not want to make out with the girl on the left
#StillSingleTho
>>34790138
this has got to be bait
no way this is real
>>34790138
stuff like this should seriously be illegal. holy fuck
>>34790147
I didn't believe it at first.... search the text on google and it takes you straight to the page.
And I thought I was pathetic........... holy moly I don't come close.
>been slowly losing feelings for a girl
>she's great but I don't think I'll ever date her
>starting to come to terms with that
>she likes a pic I posted on normiegram which she normally never does
>feels come rushing back
>trying to analyze what this means
I fucking hate my own beta-tier autism. It's either that or this girl's become a fucking expert in maintaining orbiters.
Anyone else easily sucked into orbit?
Expert in orbiter for sure
She probably sensed your distance and knew exactly how to twiddle your heart strings. Don't fall for it. You are not worth some manipulative attention seeking witch.
wow you really got jewed OP
>>34790125
i really hate the term orbiter. its just a normal guy/girl friendship with the added bonus of playful flirting without any worry of the other person taking it to seriously. its literally relationship practice, stop feeling used and learn something
this reality is my reality. you are all assets created by me.
>>34790123
Can you send me a message outside of r9k then? Go ahead, prove it.
>>34790123
Suck my nigger cock, broseph.
>>34790123
And this is my reality, and you are an asset created by me.
Anyone can say that and be right, technically.
>one of my best childhood friends is now addicted to heroin and living in what is basically a shed
Wew lad growing up is pretty cool
>>34790105
Well you can try to help him, that's what friends are for.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iNbnineUCI
>tfw all my friends became liberal arts majors
>>34790146
>Mark still lives at home cus he's got no job
Is he /ourguy/
Can someone please enlighten me on the life prespective of a normalfag? I just can't wrap my mind around it. Why do normal people think living is a good thing? why do they think bringing life is a good idea? Obviously the life of most people is mundane, tiresome, completely average and meaningless.
Even when I was younger and wasn't depressed it was clear to me that life is generally bad and not worth living. Am I missing something or is everyone living in denial / not tellling the truth?
>>34790088
I really don't know op.cant wrap my head around it ether so il give you a bump
For normies it's having childrens to perpetuate the specie I believe.
>>34790088
>Am I missing something
dunno
>or is everyone living in denial / not tellling the truth?
in a sense
>Even when I was younger and wasn't depressed it was clear to me that life is generally bad and not worth living.
why have you not killed yourself? i would assume that it's either hope or instinct.
our instinct to live is overwhelming and so we do what it takes to continue living. we reject realities that make it harder to continue living and we construct new realities to make life seem like a valuable experience or a special privilege. if we suffer, we choose to remain hopeful for the future. if we're happy, we avoid thinking about the inevitable loss of happiness in the future. we can interpret any experience to give it the meaning that serves our purposes and we usually do. most people want to live and be content more than they want to find the truth, if that's even something that exists. it seems as valid as anything else.
I miss 2015 /r9k/
>>34790057
I miss 2003 get on my level
>>34790057
You do realise it's 2029?
2015 was over a decade ago.
>>34790087
>>34790097
do you see a comma after the 2015? NO! Idiot.
Is he /our robot/?
>confirmed virgin
>maximum autism powers
>supreme knowledge
Take the v-pill and as always, thanks for reading.
He has a wife he cant be a robit
>>34790182
>He has a wife
nuh uh
>>34790222
Yes he does
Oregolo
Why is anime so perfect? The romance between high schoolers is so perfect, why cant real life be like anime?
>>34790005
Anime is garbage and watching it will slowly melt your brain, hence why weebs are so fucking stupid.
>>34790089
But this doggo watches animu every day and is fine?
>>34790005
Because God hates us and wants us to glimpse into paradise without experiencing it
>>34790089
t. stupid normalfag cuckloving scat fetishist
>anon, can I ask you a question
>yea, what is it?
>you said you never had a girlfriend, are you a virgin too?
>maybe
>so that is a yes?
>yes
>woah
>is that a problem for you?
>not really, but I want a guy who isn't shy and knows what he wants, is that you?
How do I respond?
We want to meet again this evening
She wants the D dude
Say, "I want you"
>is that a problem for you?
>not really
you got this
No way man you've protected her for far too long just to throw it away at some skank who wants you to want it, because she's too afraid to ask for it herself and admit she's a slut. Keep your chastity OP and the keklords will reward you bountifully.
anyone else have a thing for barely average girls who are really dolled up for a special night out?
they look so adorable I just want to squeeze them
Like this?
Origigigigigoo
No, they're disgusting. Fuckign degenerates
>>34790597
And this? Originalia