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>>39124981
>sick of being skinnyfat (but i am a fatty deep down, just good metabolism)
>eat clean
>run/swim everyday
>do good for 4 months
>have a cheat day
>turns into cheat week
>give up

>wake up at 2AM
>sit at the pc till 5AM while eating a snickers in between
>at 5:30AM i make myself "breakfest" that would count as dinner
>after the "breakfest" at 5:50 im still bored (?) or hungry to make myself 2 peanutbutter sandiwches and cut the box in half to get the rest of the peanut butter
>around 6:10AM i feel disgusted with myself and my belly grew in size
>put a finger in my throat and force vomit
>you can tell that i became good at it since i feel the "bubbles" at the back of my tongue when i touch it with my finger
>vomit the sandwiches and half digested "breakfest" out
>need to get rid of the evidence so my mom doesnt see what im doing and take out the garbage and on the way buy myself a 7up and mountain dew
>drinking mountain dew now that hurts my sore throat

and you think its easy when you are mentally sickk

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>drive down he road
>There is a KFC there
>Try to drive straight pass but my body physically won't allow it
>end up getting a family bucket and eating it all in the car

Why did the demons choose to possess my body?

>>39124685
This is not /soc/ anon.

>>39124685
Nobody fucking lives near me. Fuck off with this old ass zeemaps.

>>39124698
The map isn't intended for normie /soc/ cancer

>>39124652
Give us an proof, ya britboi.

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>>39124664
I don't want to post myself for everyone :c

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>>39124704
I'm not an actual girl anon

>>39124616
The only reason I am depressed is because of the inevitable and the way that things are, and mostly because I'm going to die anyway.

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>>39124654
>The only reason I am depressed is because of the inevitable and the way that things are, and mostly because I'm going to die anyway.

IKTFB

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Here's one most people here I think can relate to.
>No friends
>Never part of the in-crowd; always on the fringes of conversations in groups unsure what to say
>No gf
>No special talents, interesting points, or other noteworthy features to set yourself apart
>Decent grades but dont care enough to try harder
>Shitpost on r9k after hiding the pain all day
Thats me
Accurate for any other robots?

>>39124579
>friend

leave normie, begone from this place

>>39124606
I am more of a robot than you will ever be, friendo.

>>39124639
>He's on the verge of getting pitty pussy

Get out, normie nuisance.

>>39124394
You suck dick for rent. You don't deserve theirs, or anyones for that matter, respect.

>>39124394
>act like a worthless degenerate skank
>why aren't they treating me with respect?

>>39124428
they agreed with it though

im not making them accept it

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I despise the thought of these types of relationships. Both sides of the relationship disgust me. The fact that someone is so miserable/lonely that they would stoop to the level of paying for affection and the fact that there are parasites who enable and profit off of this sort of behavior. Just thinking about it puts me in such a bad mood.

It does also inspire me to better myself and motivates me to make sure that I am financially successful just to lure out the little parasites who would want to be sugar babies and just fuck with them in various ways.

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>>39124406
get rich then.
spend your money on me anon :)))

>>39124483
All the pictures of attractive women and cartoon girls will never be able to hide the fact that you are most likely a mentally ill man or an unattractive woman.

>>39124241
Not kill yourself. Snap out of it.

>>39124241
Cancel subscriptions, eat a good meal, take a shot, write a note(if you care).

What's your method anon?

>>39124241
Erase your internet presence if any

>>39124086
Chan culture is the catalyst behind an as yet unnamed disorder on the spectrum, we're all a shade of autistic for coming on imageboards habitually.

>>39124086
i am but i never have akward interactions since i never really interact with people i prefer to do things alone

>>39124113
I don't think imageboards are autistic, I kinda treat 4chan as a social media site, kinda
>>39124137
I haven't been that awkward lately, I have my moments, but not all the time, my autism usually shows in my interests, my habits and my personality, I hate changes, I hate touching certain things, I hate metallic smells, I hate repetitive sounds if there's someone other than me making them, I've gotten completely obsessed with dumb shit like Ghostbusters or Doctor Who to just hate it months later because I liked it so much it was embarassing, stuff like that

yes. it has happened several times before. They weren't my person, though. unfortunately, I am too introverted to go out and try, very often. I am too busy, right now, but I am not too worried that I will be single for the rest of my life. what worries me most is that I will never find the right girl. I met her, once, and that was years ago. I don't even know where that particular girl is, right now, and finding someone like her is something I don't know is even possible

Yes because I am a sociopath

>>39123925
Yes. I've been married and had a few girlfriends. The trick is to have at least an average dick and an average job and an average girl will love you someday.

>>39123880
I give this poor guy some money because he obviously needs it to pay the bill for his stock photo.

>>39123880
I don't have a physical wallet, you dumb nigger. I only do transactions in bitcoin because it's not a jewish currency.

>>39123880
Do you know CJ from Grove Street? He is my homie so you better watch out

>>39123861
No friends anymore, can't source it.

It was really fantastic though, made everything almost alright.

Weed slows down my brain activity, which is nice.

>>39123916
this
also helps me shrug off cringe memories and gives me more "control" of my subconscious

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ok

hbfdhbfhjdfjhdfhj

Haven't left my apartment in a week

>>39123782
thanks! how has your time inside been

did you do anything fun

nice try, copper. Ask the middle schoolers down at >>>/b/

>>39123640
Do you want to give yourself schizo?

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>27 years old
>never did drugs
>tried alcohol only once
Somehow pissing normies off since 1990.

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>>39123631
Why doesn't your couch have a bed?

>>39123649
I guess my family never considered someone sleeping on the couch longterm so they went for style over versatility

>why are you sleeping on a couch
because it's literally just as comfortable as a bed and way cheaper
>what are you doing to downgrade to a bed
nothing