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>want a fidget spinner
>don't want to buy into a stupid fad or be a part of the cancerous fidget spinner community

what do lads?
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get a nice yoyo and learn sick tricks
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>>38009558
no I don't like yo yos
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>>38009523
Get a 4x4 number square instead
Endless fun, trains ur mind
t. 100s of hours getting really fast with one during awkward middle school years

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Remember when Natalie Mars before the fame was all like "I'm not gay guys, I just like dressing up putting things in my butt"?

And now he literally takes it in the shitter from other guys for money? Do you think he likes it?
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>tfw there's no good shemales anymore and you're nearly free
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>>38009510
RIP Jane Marie
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How much does he charge for me to stick it in his shitter?

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Anyone want to discuss our asian problems?
Tfw chinese with no uni degree

Discord link to asian r9k: QccVhcB
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Posting good reading material
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Hjjvt
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I joined to talk about how Asian girls don't bother learning to cook anymore and all I got was some degen talking about wanting to get his ass ate. I've had enough of this life.

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Circumcised dick looks more aesth...
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>>38009385
>Having that much PPP
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>>38009385
Is that a chicken?

>aslo what's the fuck is up wit your tip lad.
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>>38009503
>just cutlet things

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>i answer every joke with a serious answer

wtf is wrong with me? I literally can't feel anything. All my coworkers leave the room when I enter.
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>>38009364
>All my coworkers leave the room when I enter
Try taking a fucking shower, autismo
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Autism for sure

Originalsnd
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same.
origegege

hey wankers, give me your opinion.
who was in the wrong here?
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>it's okay when women assault people
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I don't see a bruise
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>>38009292
this
but he's also an idiot for thinking that she was worth taking a picture of

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Name a more iconic duo. Protip: You can't
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>>38009268
Noel Edmunds and Mr Blobby.
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Their love were as pure and as cruel as ever.
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>>38009268
Jekyll and Sam Hyde

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>supposed to be a board for virgin betas
>majority of the board consists of normalfags humble bragging about their sexual encounters
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>>38009234
>Board with no topic
>autistic man children move in and REE when you make a thread about something they don't like.
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>>38009234
I think the faggot threads have gotten to the point I just hate browsing the board. /b/ is actually better and has less gays than /r9k/ now.
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>>38009234
It's literally mostly bs. If you believe every single thing posted here then you should probably leave.

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>talking with mummy in her room
>turn to leave
>as I'm walking toward door she says "I love you"
>pause for a second, then continue walking out without saying anything
The only reason I didn't say anything back was because I was worried it would sound fake or forced (the same mindset I pretty much have about everything I say only this one's more intense), and so I froze.But that's not what she's gonna think.

What the fuck should I do?
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Post a pic of your mom, if possible?
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>>38009205
I used to worry about this because it's what my parents would say at the end of a phone call.
I say it sometimes. it isn't a big deal
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Bring her some water or some sort of beverage and casually tell her in return. It'll look strange to walk back just to tell her so give yourself that other reason, like the water suggestion.

I'm autistic so take it with a grain of salt.

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how did I make it to 20 years old without developing a personality? I'm so fucking boring
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>>38009165
Personality is a meme. I'm an interesting person when I'm with other intelligent people. When I'm with normies, I almost never have anything in common to talk about.
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>>38010197
but i'm neither. know what i'm saying?
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>>38009165
That's your personality, mate

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[Plane outside in the middle of nowhere]
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CIA: Dr. Pavel, I'm with the CIA.
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CIA: Uh you don't get to bring friends.
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Militia: They work for the mercenary.

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find retarded correlations between types and random things edition
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ISTJ- clock
ISFJ- hand knitted sweater
INFJ- tropical aquarium
INTJ- spider web
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there's a correlation between mbti and not existing
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>>38009176
ISTP- autism
ISFP- swan
INFP- lotr ring necklace
INTP- gloomy autistic modern movies

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What is r9k's opinion on girl-cock?

If all women were hermaphrodites would you be okay with being a beta cum dump for women while only the alpha Chads get access to their wombs?
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if futanari were real and the dominant gender I would actually be an enormous cockslave
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>>38008989
No, because im not a beta and I want to impregnate a woman and have her produce my offspring. Also getting fucked in the ass is one of the most beta things a man can do and I get repulsed at the thought of it.

Just think of how beta it is that a feminine man that thinks he's a girl dominates you and fucks you in your ass. I might as well be a woman.
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Nope, 3DPD

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Wow, this image actually makes me feel better for being 2011cancer.

But in all sincerity, would this site be better if we nuked the fuck out of all the post-GG redditors?
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>>38008957
If you joined at any period of this graph you are a newfag
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>>38008957
/pol/ and /r9k/ became really popular. The rare pepe meme was huge. How is it that the people on this board who hate normies and roasties can create content that is so appealing to them?
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>>38009000
You are as well unless you're pre-2007

probability-wise, you're not

>best and only friend got rapped
>he's in a state of shame and dispear
>afraid he's going to an hero
I seriously scared for him right. I'm praying for him that he won't do it and I'm not even religious. Thanks to that incident he'll never be that same kid I met back is sophomore year.
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>>38008942
have sex with him so he knows that another man can make him feel good instead of making him feel bad
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>>38008942
>guy getting raped
lol what a faggot
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>>38008942
disregard the two failures of life above me.

Reach out to him and tell him you're there for him, Tell him you'll never understand the pain hes going through but no matter what you'll be there for him.

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