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>>39557346
5'9'' is nothing to worry about, stop worrying so much, you insecure fuck
>5'11'' manlet reporting in, girls call me "tall"

>>39557346
Why do you fucks care about your height so much? You have bigger problems. It's like you're trying to find as many obstacles on your way to normiedom as possible to kill any desire to solve them and cry about it on the internet.
My roomie is 5'9 and skinnyfat, 6-7/10 gf

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surely, even manlets can't believe that themselves

Let's add to the list.

>joblet
Or how do you say neet or minimum wagecuck? Careerlet?
>/fa/let
>showerlet
>shapelet/gymlet
>voicelet

manlet > small height
dicklet > small dick
chinlet > having a weak chin
hairlet > balding
brainlet > stupid
leglet > small/weak legs
skinlet > shit skin color (basically everything but white skin color)

>>39557270
my bad, i should have been clearer.
i meant what lengths/heights specifically.

>>39557230
When I was young my neighbor friend had to piss and I always wondered why his dick looked so mutilated. Thank god my parents didn't circumcise me

>>39557254
I remember seeing a guy standing on his back stairs taking a piss when I was on the train. It was early morning rush hour so hundreds of people must have seen him. He didn't seem to care.

Yeah, our fat old hairy neighbor would sunbathe in the nude occasionally. Literally the reason why my mother had a hedge planted.
The other neighbor had a daughter my age though and she'd occasionally go around topless or swim in the nude. She was cute.

Is he devout or in name only? If he drinks beer and eats bacon he's all right.

>>39557286
I don't really know. He said he's a Muslim, that's enough for me. I don't want to be forced to convert or face stigma.

Find out. Invite him for a beer. If he says okay then you're fine spreading your legs for him.

I have pearls in my mouth

>i have good teeth but a stain or two inside a back molar and thought they could be cavities but they dont hurt
Go and get those cavities fixed before they damage more of your teeth.

I was blessed with decent teeth genetics. I don't always brush them, don't floss, eat shit and drink soft drink, but the dentist commented on how much care I must take on my teeth when he took a look and commented on no cavities or cracks or anything and I told him about my unhealthy habits and he was just like 'Huh, that's pretty weird then'.

That being said, my wisdom teeth haven't come through, but are rotated basically 90 degrees so the tops of them are facing my back teeth. If they decide to start moving, I'm fucked.

>>39557131
absolutely, definitely not

I pity him, I was always a 3/10 but at least I had abs for the most part, a few pushups a day will at least give you something.

>>39557131
Yes, they call it a "dad bod".

after a long hell of work you will shitpost harder then ever to squeeze as much enjoyment out of it as you can before having to go to bed and get shipped back to your soul suck

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Who said having a job would make you stop coming here? Who do you think the wagecuck threads are for?

>>39557141
>>39557147
Currently at work, I literally can't stop

>>39557106
she literally looks like an ayy lmao

Why are racists unironically calling people nazis

>>39557106
slave owners fucked black women, too.

figuratively and literally

>>39557042
One of them has stealthily addressed those issues. It's up to you to interpret the meanings of each episode for yourself.

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then do rofl? do you even watch them or are you basing your opinion on an afternoon of half-assed watching nickelodeon???? FK U AND UR BAD TASTE !!!

>>39557042
Someone PLEASE post the source of this image, the one with the MAGA couple I've been looking for it, can't find anywhere

turn back before you end up worse off

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>>39557035
Why, anon?

original komment

>family

What kinda senpai we talking here senpai

Like did you abandon your wife and mixed race child from another father?

>>39557029
Go cunt first

>>39557029
Jump head first into the lion exhibit at the zoo

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>>39557029
DO A FLlP

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I go through phases where I pretty much only play one game for a long time

for the last year it's been Melee, before that it was Dark Souls 2 pvp for like two years

I'm so glad I don't play that fucking game anymore

>>39557024
Never played smash melee before played the new at my friends but not much

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>>39557110
it's a bitch to get into and you have to be into a few specific things to get any enjoyment out of it, but if you enjoy the feeling of slamming yourself into a wall over and over until you start to make progress, it's amazing. getting good in fighting games feels so rewarding. i don't think smash 4 is fun competitively though

>tfw robots watch porn and think its real life

Why don't good things happen to me without me having to work for them, earn them or take any action whatsoever?
Look at yourself mate.

>>39556972
Lol, ya, right, me too anon, me too...

>>39556956
You can become marginally better looking by lifting, but if you're still socially inept and have no personality you're fucked.

>>39556956
Because it made them happy and they want other people to experience the same feeling. You don't even have to be /fit/ to understand this.
Why is everyone on this board so fucking autistic when it comes to literally any advice from other people? The "just be yourself xD" meme is funny because it's actually shit advice. If someone tells you to start lifting it's probably because you look disgusting in which case it's great advice.

You'd be surprised how much it raises testosterone naturally by going heavy. It can put you in a better mood in 4 days to a week.

>>39556944
i-im an aspie and i think im very human

>>39556944
No, we are robots, beep boop

my old philosophy teacher went into great detail about this with me in private because i was curious, this is one of the most knowledgeable guys ive ever known

physically we are humans, mentally we are not, because we lack the basic human function of empathy and other things

he was a really cool guy and this didnt affect me at all