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>>34579350
Is that Tylenol with codine? It's pretty lame.

>>34579374
>Is that Tylenol with codine?

Yes!

>>34579350
>acetaminophen

RIP liver

donnet smoek

>>34579348
every time you want to smoke a cigarette eat a large french fry order from mcdonalds

>>34579348
really want to quit? eat those fuckers like french fries

Women crave attention, that's why she does it.

Had a bad falling out with my oneitis. She really showed interest in me, so many memories made over this past year. We had a thing for awhile and could have lost my virginity to her but I pushed her away, made myself really distant for some reason. Two weeks ago she was all over me and now we don't even talk. She cursed me out the other night and I didn't even respond to any of the texts, its been nearly two weeks now since I've spoken to her. Just want to talk to her but am in no position to do so

>>34579356
You'll probably get sucked back in at some point.

I thought I was free last year, then I got a text:
>"Hey let's go for a walk on the beach and grab ice cream :)"
And fell right back in

>>34579275
Spank me daddy. I have been a bad boy

Tfw only submissive for women. Gotta love a woman who will beat the fuck outta you

S-Sorry...
I-I was muted...

>>34579263
In my experience the most effective of the racetams was Pramiracetam. It gave me laser like focus and even sharpened my vision. You need a source of choline as well. A product called alpha gpc is a great source of choline. This fuels the racetams not exactly sure the mechanism of action.

Tried both modafinil and ritalin and can say for sure that ritalin is the much better alternative
Modafinil is more or less ritalin without the massive drive/urge to do productive things, it'll help you focus but in the same way that coffee does without all the jitteryness.
Ritalin makes studying and shit F U N, you will enjoy and FUCKING LOVE doing whatever boring shit you need to do its also reasonably addictive

>>34579380
You sound like you snorted Ritalin. I never really got euphoria from Ritalin... The energy boost and the focus are pretty real though. OT though I was thinking about using a racetam to see if it helps memory.

>>34579255 haunted dreams every night

>>34579255
But ghosts doesn't real, anon

>>34579264
detail me some spooky dreams pham

HEIL KEK, WE KILLED IT!!!

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what kind of stupid fat orange nigger would shut down club penguin

>>34579251
>friend set me up an account
>had his parent's email on the forget password thing
>play it for years
>have all kinds of items like the white santa beard thing and the ice cream cone apron
>eventually move on
>forgot my password
>send a forgot password email once every few months though i haven't seen that friend in maybe 8 years

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>tfw i was the one kid who asked to go to the bathroom before it happened

>>34579245
Jake

I'm a straight hairstylist.

>>34579245
>My name is anon and i've never kissed a girl before
>Girls in class: *Aww that is so cute, we have to totally take anon's virginity*

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I feel you, anon
>tfw too ugly to get a gf
>tfw you know you will be rejected
>tfw you try anyways out of self hatred and to prove you're right

>>34579333
I stopped initiating conversations with people about 5 days ago. Literally NO ONE has talked to me since then.
I want off this ride.

>>34579369
>i want to get off "Mr GOD's Wild Ride"
Memes keep me going

>Literally haven't been replied to on Tinder, PoF or OKCupid since August and even then it was only a landwhale single mum

Jesus, I must be uglier than I thought

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>tfw can't keep up

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>arranging 2 dates on the same day so that if one stands me up I still have a backup and can pick the better one if both show up

I know that feel. It literally took me 1 hour and some helpful lighting to make myself look 5/10 for Tinder. Some slut is going to be disappointed when I show up.

>spend 2 hours taking a decent picture
>realize it looks nothing like my real self
>see a video of my unaware self
>look like a 2/10 skinnyfat babyfaced beta fag

Every damn time. The front camera is mankind's biggest lie

>>34579079
there's a black history month?

>>34579079
>Needing your own months when you are the worlds second biggest racial group.

Maybe if your race had some achievements in its history we wouldn't have to make a feel bad for black people month.

>>34579079
Why did blacks take over my birth month? I'm thinking of moving my birthday back a few days to get to March.

What's a charm point shitty show waifu?

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>>34579057
I am licensed to fly a plane
How is that for a charming point

>>34579096
i thought getting my pilot's license would at least garner some attention from women

nope

I'm not fucking around man

Bumping again, fucking original

Someone give me some ideas man, jesus fuck

clearly you should date proper virgin gentlemen such as myself

>>34579013
>tfw even femanons would rather be with Chad

what point are you trying to make? if him having been with other girls bothers you, then don't date him