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I just took a walk around block in broad daylight
what a thrill
though my thoughts were mostly negative it was good to see the real world finally after so long
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>be me
>order pizza
>pick it up
>some kid in front of me
>says his last name is Ymous
>wat
>"as in anon-ymous"
>mfw
why should i go on
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>WHERE HAVE ALL THE PEOPLE GONE
>IN MY LIFE?
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Everytime someone asks me to look at their baby, i lean in and say.
''welcome to hell lil buddy''
And walk away.
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Everytime someone does that I secretly hate the person from that moment on. They are the problem with thee world today people have to many damn kids
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>>37645719
Every time someone sees me out in public they close the cover on their baby strollers or turn the other direction
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Whats worse: Leaving ur shirt on in a situation when it should be off and being considered insecure OR Taking it off and appearing slightly more confident but everyone knowing how fat you really are. I'm a part of the second party and just wondering what the board thinks?
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Everyone knows you're fat, regardless of if you leave your shirt on. By taking it off, you show that you don't let your chubbiness bother you as much. Especially if it's something like swimming, where you are autistic if you keep a shirt on.
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be like young chop, don't act like you're not fat and just roast everybody who tries to roast you
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Who here /records camwhores/? Started this week and already have almost a 100gb of chaturbate streams recorded
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>>37645686
how do you even record them?
and what quality are they in?
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>>37645686
which girls?
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How do I get a girlfriend?
Not much luck in online dating.
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>>37645616
I want to fuck the shit out of her pussy
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it is raining outside
i ran outside and started laughing
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>>37645558
i make at tea, probably an assam
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What do you do think normies do, when they are wronged?
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they probably tell their friends and then do whatever their friends recommend they do
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>>37645469
set up factions by trying to find "support" through social media/hanging out. try to ostracize the offending person and ruin their social circle/financial prospects
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>>37645469
the tweet about it and whine to their friends
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is it me or is this game really shit?
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>>37645392
Was Battlefield 3 the only BF game (online) ?
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Have you ever been on a Jetski in california ocean?
Its fun as fuck going insanely fast on beautiful waters.
feels like you're on a motorcycle.
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>>37645338
No but I have a gas powered raft I take on Lake Erie to go fishing
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>>37645338
>california ocean
Don't you mean Pacific Ocean?
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My gf texted me at 1 am saying she was back home from her camping trip
Why did she come back home so early bros
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>>37645250
she clearly was raped ask her about what happened there.
she feels ashamed comfort her
i rape girls in camping trips all the time anon so i know what im talking about
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OP went on /r9k/ 40 minutes ago to tell everyone about his girlfriend
Why does he come here bros
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>>37645250
>gf
>thinks /r9k/ are his bros
also, your gf with the fucc with chad and slurped his cum, so now she wants home to her betabux failed normie
she'll probably have sex with you in the near future so that she can convince you that its your baby when she is pregnant with chads seed
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If I made a horror game and released it maybe he'd like me
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>>37645222
Can /r9k/ be productive for once in his existence?
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Would you fuck an obese black woman?
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If she looked like this and not your pic OP, then hell fucking yes!
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Have you ever tried to fit in with the normies?
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>>37645143
Yeah, sadly I had...
I was being a fucking faker so those pieces of shit liked me, thats the biggest mistake you can do, when you lose who you are just to make some meaningless people like you you also lose your selfrespet and dignity...
Now I'm alone but I feel way better.
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Yeah. It's easy to fit in when you are one