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no, i'm watching rasslin

>>35413694
Bitch, I don't need to take that from someone who fills the holes in her own shitty life with alcohol and Facebook.

fuck you marie cachet i didnt remember inviting a nazi into my home go away or ill call the fucking cops on you leavee me alone

>>35413675
Eh, not really. Just ease her in slowly. If you're at the point in your relationship where she knows you aren't a psycho it shouldn't cause any problems.

If she isn't allergic surprise her by fondling/fingering her with gloves on, ask her to give you a handjob with gloves on, simple things like that. If she starts responding well maybe gift her some latex panties or stockings. Just gotta let her acclimatize.

Latex is pretty tame and easy to indulge compared to things such as hard bondage, scat, and Beastiality.

>>35414241
what about bondage? I'm into that too, I'd try and explain to them that it's relaxing for me to feel the constriction and restriction... would grils understand that? Would it be too off putting if at some point I ask them to saran wrap my hands closed and try to explain how my handicap feels amazing, to be hobbled so?

Who am I kidding lol, I'm just under 30 and posting on r9k.

>>35414396
I'm the exact same way, and love latex too. It's like reverse claustrophobia.

>>35413672
>mommy ASMR roleplay videos
I'm sorry, sir, its terminal. There's nothing more we can do.

>>35413806
YES THERE IS HELP ME

I WANT TO BE A LITTLE BOY AGAIN

>>35413577
currently sitting on the porch, smoking a bowl and watching this while listening to the rain, its a comfy night t b h

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>>35414174
https://youtu.be/gdYuonWjIBA
fuck, forgot the link

Not comfy at all desu. I'm "studying" for a math midterm tomorrow I likely won't pass

I wish I could just not do math ever again

>>35413542
their facial features are child-like and they usually have the body of a developing teenager. no thanks

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>>35413542
>that jawline
>those bangs

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When the meme so supreme

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>>35413539

Just fapped, feels good.

See ya losers.

>>35413692
You have no power here anon.

>>35413532
>he actually believes in evolution
I thought that meme was over with

>>35413532
Actually yes
Suicide is most common in stupid people. Day laborers have the highest Suicide rate of any profession. Waiters and truck drivers have the highest rates if depression

>>35413616
I was struck with the realization suddenly, Im not sure if its an actual thing to ponder over.

They're fine dude

originaI

Needed an excuse to post eyes did you lad?

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>>35413579
>>35413612
Nah man look how weak they get towards the end, they are so thick in the middle so I look angry all of the time. They totally dominate my face.

I posted eyes to give the eyebrows context or something

Also post eyes/eyebrows or something

opposite for me. i didnt do shit all in my youth and now as a NEET 23 year old i rap

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>>35413525
>tfw everyone told me I was a great artist while I was growing up
>they were just being nice and I realized I was shit at it after wasting years instead of doing something productive

>>35413525
I used to be able to sight read sheet music really well and improv jazz on the guitar. I spent hours daily playing or studying music. Then somewhere I lost my creative spark. I can still play but very poorly compared to how I used to. If my past self could see me now I think I would have continued no matter what

>>35413516
Honestly I am thinking of switching over because I want to live a happy life. You guys are the worst friends.

>>35413552
>he thinks normies are actually happy

>>35413516

Should've added Jesus in that image

>>35413449
but why?

SUPER ORIGINAL DESU

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>>35413449
i feel your pain
i envy all of those "true" robots who don't even desire social contact. every day i think about how nice it would be to have even just one real friend online or irl and it makes me so fucking sad.
why can't i just talk to people

>>35414326
i'm a true robot, its not good. I know that I am intrinsically unpleasant and my personality and moral philosophy means I will do nothing but make others miserable if I choose to share myself with them. I prefer not to expose them to this because there's no point making other people miserable and I'll throw myself in front of a train as soon as the alcohol stops working.

Anyways, if you still desire social contact and a girlfriend you have hope and get to normal if you work hard.

>>35413406
>What is happening to me

You've ascended

>>35413406
your autism is reaching its peak
im right there with you anon-senpai

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>>35413389
just buy it and lock that pathetic dick of yours up forever. no woman will ever touch it anyway

>>35413389
This is very, very autistic OP

>>35413405
The only thing holding me back is myself (this fetishes), because i am funny,smart and handsome, i had some friends, but i stay alot of my time in my house thinking on this stuff, and i was abused too, girls like me but my mind is crazy


>>35413410
sorry mate.

>>35413362
jerk off for sleep boost

Why would you want to sleep if you've been sleeping 5 hours?

Or do you mean that the past days you've only slept 5 hours and now can't?

>>35413362
wrong you've been sleeping for almost 18 years. To this day I wonder if you shit your pants when the bullet penetrated your skull

like a 6-7
he's above average but nothing special.

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>>35413329
>Bad picture
More than handsome.

>Huge lips
>Round face
>Big nose
>Forehead too large

Honestly 4/10.