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Reminder that Satou was 22 and Patrick Bateman was 26.

>>34428868
that was the worst part of nhk, dude was only 21 at the start of it.

no one wants to write a story about an actual 25+ neet, too depressing for normies

>>34428791
>only work 2 days a week
Can I be in the club, too

>>34428733
i only like learning games
once i have seen everything i get bored

>>34428733
play a real game and not some casual bullshit that wont give you any real uses in life. IE playing a moba to have good and eye contact, have a good 'strategic' mind set. the list goes on.

yes. I loved the shit out of competitive FPS games. CS 1.6, CoD1, CoD4 promod (1.5k hours in that bitch), all that stuff. really smacked people around on insurgency as well. now I'm just enjoying a bit of terraria and the settlers IV from time to time and I try to channel my energy into stuff that helps me in the long term.

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I'm 26 looking for a job without experience. It's going to be tough and it's going to be a lot of rejections on the way. But you know what? I'm going to be out here applying, applying, and applying. It's time to start winning anon. For too many years I've slacked, but it's possible to get back on those feet and move forward. A lot of good things happen when you try.

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>>34428816
>A lot of good things happen when you try.

I've been unemployed since April. All that time I applied for all sorts of positions, and never got anything. When I held the only job I had, I hated it, and would apply for other positions. Sometimes I'd get really close to getting something, but I never got anything.

After graduating from uni, I would never even get called back.

My job experience consists of some ~8 months of being a clerk in an office in 2015-2016, and I got fired from that; the rest consists of maybe 7 months of being an unpaid intern back in 2014.

That's all I have. Too little to even be considered for an actually decent position, and too "much" for a menial position (seriously). I've been rejected from warehouse and retail jobs because the idiot interviewer would find out about my degree from college one way or the other, and then it would just devolve into this "I'm just curious... why exactly are you applying here? Can't you find a job in what you studied?"

I've also applied for a ton of jobs that required tons of steps: multiple exams, multiple interviews, fitness tests, security clearances. I applied for Customs, and had to go through so much stuff (the process lasted more than a year), like a written exam, two physical exams, a medical test, two interviews, a polygraph test - and just when I thought I was about to get it, they tell me "Sorry, your uncorrected vision is not within minimum requirements - you're disqualified." The same for a number of city jobs I've applied to (a clerk with the Court, a warehouse worker with the city's inventory dept.): tons of exams, tons of interviews, and they had me waiting for months. Two times I made it to the final interviews, and almost got the jobs, only to get turned down last minute.

Good things never happen to me. I just have the worst luck imaginable. I have friends who put less effort into their lives - who have no degrees, who flunked out of school - who are doing better than me.

>>34428816

> A lot of good things happen when you try.

If you live in a city or something I can definitely see being able to bounce from job to job fairly easily, but I'm a rural shitsack town with a near 50% unemployment rate. I've been applying for literally any position in every store, restaurant, and everything in between for almost the entirety of that time, and have gotten exactly nothing for my efforts. I know i'm not entitled to employment or anything, but I feel as though SOMETHING should have come of it after all this time. I'm 32, i'm getting older and more irrelevant the more time passes. I don't even know how to opperate a cell phone/smart phone, I still use a windows xp computer from almost a decade and a half ago. I don't know what to do anymore. The only thing I have going on in my life is taking care of my mom since my dad died a few months ago and she's slowly losing her mind. I know it's my fault I'm stuck in this place, but it's just as hard when nobody bothered to teach you anything. I'm scared and alone and I can't figure up any way this situation is going to end in any way but offing myself after mom dies.

>>34428688
you can just walk in dude. But yes, I too have a fear of talking on the phone.

>Cannot even order a fucking pizza
Just end me

>>34429378
my brother and I will argue over who has to call, which is weird because he's a full normo, no idea why he'd have an aversion to talking on the phone.

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BROWN IS THE ONLY WAY

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I'd like a South American gf.

>>34428685
wholesome and pure ;)))
white girls are thots

>>34428664
Either this is decent bait or you need to fuck off to tumblr

>>34428664
well it went just like this
>

if you have a small penis you shouldn't have sex end of story

im the black and socially retarded girl from last thread!
im still looking for a husband who has an education
at least average looking facially

i like fat guys

>25 years old
>started cutting again after 10 years like an edgy teenager
How can I still have such shit coping skills?

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I'm 26 and about to look for work with no real experience. wish me luck bros

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>>34428654
Anon ur a bully staph now or i will call your teacher

>>34428654
>She's told me she will be whatever I want her to be whenever I say.

Red flag, ditch the whore and get a girl with some self respect.

>>34428654
Why would you hurt someone for no reason? Especially if they genuinely like you. Doesn't make sense to me and I'm glad your on this board with all the losers where you belong.

I'm a fat idiot who used to be a bombastic cunt but became a gibbering meek near-mute after multiple mind-shattering traumas experienced within weeks of one another.
I care for the elderly and spend a considerable portion of my time performing tasks my family assigns to me, when I'm not doing that I take worthless courses for a degree roughly equivalent to toilet paper.
I have a boyfriend because the market is incredibly inflated and my reeking flaps have given me sexual worth enough to reel in a decent person.

>>34428627
Ugly, come from terrible family who ruined my childhood. Bullied by girls who ruined my teenage years. Life is a mess. Now do nothing except school and sleep and 4chan.

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>>34428684
>I have a boyfriend
every time

>>34428596
Other than the glaringly obvious ones like skin and hair?
Nah, unless you have a trained, nuanced eye like I do.

>>34428596
That fucking nigger doesn't even resemble Lando. The Han Solo spin off will be a failure.

>>34428636
>what are nostrils
>what are lips
>what is the jaw

>>34428574
>ITT: Girls that already got a good dicking when they were 8 years old and are incapable of being fixed
ftfy

>>34428794
she needsmore dickings. then she will be a submissive slut you can use as a living cock sleeve. this is what women should be. fulfilling her role will mahe her bf happy and he will be good to her. everyone wins.

Shouldn't that be a rainbow 'giner instead of a pecker?

>watching war movies

why? goto liveleak or some other real war footage.

>>34428561
thats pretty autistic yo. you are sucks.
you are not cool, you are not going to be cool in the event of action movies in real life. maybe you need to get your ass handed to you to understand that.

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>>34428561
Just join the army fagget.
we need fucks like you to go die so we can continue our comfy feels in peace.

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>>34428551
>Not short (5'10)
yeah okay anon

>>34428551

>not short

>under 6'

pick one dude

>>34428606
>>34428607

If you're in Northern Europe, yeah that's short

but in my country it's above average. So not tall, but statistically not short enough to hamper chances with women.

Do you want it only to be a female or can a brobot bro down with you?

How will we recognize you and proof?

>>34428527
OP will stand on different place and laugh at cuck who will come to the entrance.

i was a Boy Scout when i was 13, and my week at camp was the best ever. nothing to bother me. it was paradise. on your free time you could go to the pool, ho fishing, hiking, or learn skills like painting, pottery, and archery. some people took up cooking, using meat from fish, and the animals unlucky enough to get caught in traps. also took a 5 mile trip to a field and slept on tarp under the stars. i spent most of my days catching bugs, fishing, and taking strolls. i got a really nice tan, too.

>>34428432
I was molested.

the black kids ran a train on me