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>>34434553
>tfw girlfriend squeezes my balls when sucking me off

>tfw balls too small to squeeze
How do I stretch them?

>>34434553
>Should women be in control of males sex lives?
They are, aren't they?

>>34434511
tfw I deleted all my trap related pics and images and this stuff gets spammed I can't escape it

>>34434594
>he though it was possible to escape it

>>34434511
Go outside
Go for a walk
Stop sitting inside
Anal is not comparable to a vagina
A man will never be a woman
Dating a man will not make you happy
Dating a man will not make your longing dissapear

Don't fall for the masturbation meme, OP. It does horrible things. How often do you masturbate?

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>>34434560
If I get dubs do it.
If singles don't.

>>34434582
Good job OP. How often do you masturbate though?

>implying I'll ever be close to anyone for this to happen.

>>34434344
not possible to happen but id kill them both also nice weird digits senpai

>>34434344
Looks like I'm getting the house , car and kids...have fun in the jungle bitch !! haha

You're realizing that hedonism, like materialism, is not the way to happiness. It's another normie meme that you fell for.

Expected a girlfriend to make you happy. Happiness comes from within. To really appreicate love, you must love yourself.

>>34434336
Your white dick will never please her. She needs to get BLACKED.

How come? And why is it bad that you fall in love easily?
Oregano on pasta

>>34434334
>don't tread on me.jpg

same senpai
help me

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>>34434326

bump


originalero

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cmon robots if you wanna chat with some qt 3.14 "fembots" you need to bump this thread

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>tfw these threads work way better when all the amerifats are lurking

>>34434291
every. day.

robot reee

>>34434291
Well, it means that she got the black belt in sucking cock

>>34434291
>lot of women

Kek where do you live? I have almost never seen anyone wear those.

>>34434272
>your black ass pudding

>>34434272
I usually skip breakfast, but there's some Chex in the cupboard if you're hungry.

Dat pussy

Do your taxes.

>>34434382
I'm in Canada, gambling winnings are tax-free

buy me something

The master robot says not to say "no." So, the answer must be "yes."

>>34434257
Yes.
YES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELpmmeT69cE

Nope. Anyone who says it is is a normie trying to get attention.

Got any evidence pointing otherwise.

>>34434333
>Neither the US or any other country has done it since, despite being a lot more technologically advanced, because reasons

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https://youtu.be/EyEjlDZaqP8

https://youtu.be/Zcz0eL_bYsI

https://youtu.be/wptn5RE2I-k

>>34434230
no you start initiating it

>>34434230
Not right away, unless she wants you to

>>34434230
Yeah, sometimes. Sometimes you have to work her into the moods. Sometimes she'll approach you and you'll be the one who needs coaxing.

I'm getting back on the job search and doing house cleaning. Taking my meds, trying to be less depressed so I can hold down a job. Was almost a functional adult before, so I should be fine.

>>34434217
gonna get stoned and drunk on limited weed, probaly listen to some 60s tunes before i drink myself into an oblivion

Smoke weed, listen to my weeaboo shitlist and probably go out for a late night drive after I fuck an escort.

Not sure about the escort part. Makes me nervous.

>>34434177
>6'3"
>rich as fuck
>confident
>holds social dominance over entire country
At least an 8/10

>>34434177
10/10

He has a Boeing motherfucker

>>34434177
racist fascist piece of shit / 10