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I would call that more of a Chicken-Bacon Burger
or an abomination

Nigger you burnt that shit so bad that I thought it was a beef patty.

Bake that shit instead of pan-frying it.

>>34974711
wtf in the middle of the burger? Left over bun?

Why does your beard look like moss?

>>34974665
looks like it has a perm

>>34974637
You look like a fucking stoner hipster elf, man. A Lord of the Rings elf, though, not a Keebler elf.

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>>34974436
>27, male
>Live with folks still, peter pan syndrome to the max
>Massive alcoholism issues, can't grow up, gf is far too good for me

>>34974500
Assuming you don't work I'd say you're beyond repairable

>no friends, don't talk to family, rely on 4chan for my social interaction needs
>Went to therapist who told me I'm fine, insurance won't cover mental health unless I'm mentally unhealthy so I can't go back
>Drove around at 11pm tonight looking for bridges, taking walks on the ones I liked the most

Just one more bad day and I think that will be the last of my bad days

>>34974436
The worst part is the debt honestly. You're fucked on that especially with no fucking job.

>>34974500
>Gf
Already doing better than me.

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>>34974410
Realizing you and everyone you know will die alone and that you have wasted the best years of your life on an imageboard.

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>>34974410
Needles. Death.
That's two.

>>34974410
>implying anyone is scared of a parasitic bag that is only driven by emotions

>>34974364
I'm not suicidal per se, but I don't want to be beholden to permanent anchors that would prevent me from having the ability to end my life when I please.

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>calls himself a robot
>isn't even taking hrt yet to become a cute girl

I want children, but they are a huge responsibility. I don't want to spawn more robots in this world.

In DEP right now as a CTT

>>34974883
That is cool dude. Navy is a good path to go down. If I did not join then I would have probably killed myself by now.

The escape from the reality of my family and meaning it gives my life is something Im greatful for.

>>34974940
That's good to hear. That's basically why I joined, to have something meaningful in my life

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No, I don't know who that is. Why do you ask?

>>34974085

Who is this? some kind of pre-op transwoman?

What image???

Original

>>34973841
are you implying that he wasn't being sarcastic?

>>34973841
pretty sure they have more than one wish and its a two way street mutual exchange

he gives all to her and she gives all to him. it's being in love and having a partnership?

ofc you wouldn't understand a success family
its not being completely subservient, he probably does because he can or wants to very much.

>>34973930
He's saying that he doesn't care if a girl doesn't work hard and study. He'll give her every thing. How is that a partnership?

>>34973822
It's embarrassing, isn't it

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>>34973822
Tell me about it
>not even oregano

The cops? What are they gonna do? Fine you for leaving piss bottles around?

I'm a high school dropout I don't got any scores. You should get a job anyhow, unlike me who is NEET

>>34973782
No one gives a fuck about your high school grades when you're in college/uni. Just do well in community college and you'll be fine.

t. Honors student in high school and took big boy classes, 24 now, doesn't mean shit

>>34973782
the lower your gpa, the less you will get in scholarship money

community colleges are a good way to cut costs and mask your high school gpa

>>34973554
I would wonder how she got in my house.

If it was a few years ago, I'd ask her if she wants sum fuk

Do you have a sister? If so, how would you react?

>>34973554
depends my older sisters or my younger half sisters?

>>34973703
Post you reactions to each

>>>/lgbt/

faganoli

>>34973331
>he fell for the boipussy meme

I remember talking to a gay friend of mine wants about how he cleans his ass out pretty well. He does it in it "healthy way", as he put it, so he wouldnt fuck up his colon, but would end up being clean.

You ended up with a shitty animal I think, sorry.

>>34973328
Did you get this picture from one of my old trans/trap threads?

>>34973398
nah from some comfy thread

>>34973328
How's the girlfriend, Anon?

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>>34973044

FEE FI FO FUM I WANT MY TENDIES YOU NORMIE SCUM

TENDIES NOW OR ITS POOPOO TOWN

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TENDIES OR DEATH YOU VILE WENCH RREEEEEEEEEEEEE

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tendies
thanks
!!!

>>34972920
>porndex
>apetube
>xhamster

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>>34972920
Don't visit that first one, Google says it's probably hacked.

Xvideos used to be my go-to but I find they delete full scenes too quickly. Now I most often use Spankbang and Porneq for 3D, Gelbooru for 2D.

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>derpibooru
>/trash/
>club-flank