Is she attractive?
I'm inclined to say yes, but... I don't know. Is this what 'over the wall' means when it comes to women?
Your grandmother is very pretty, OP.
>>39277665
Meh, she has disgusting tattoos & the blond hair makes her seem prettier than she truly is.
Same with the dragon chick
>tfw no nominalist bf
I missed you.
It's been a while since I've seen these threads.
Did you take a break?
>>39277615
>Did you take a break?
no
>>39278445
I noticed its been awhile since i've seen anon's thread too
toplel
which one of you losers is this
>>39277519
He's cute though, so it doesn't matter.
Kitty titties are the best thing to come out of 2016.
>>39277519
Wasn't there a screencap of a thread about some richfag who pumps a robot full of female hormones and keeps him as a pet in his room?
>>39277563
that sounds more like some /r9k/ fantasy
im a cute trap and need someone to make me feel better over discord add me NEETzsche#1619
>>39277498
pics
fjakwajdaf
>>39277498
post ass and then maybe
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/333758985687531522/346386512017096714/IMG_20170812_133802.jpg
BUT SHES TOUCHING HIS CHEST
NOW HE TAKES OFF HER DRESS
NOW LET ME GO
I JUST CAN'T LOOK ITS KILLING ME
AND TAKING CONTROL
that faggot singer should have just found a new girl. they're all interchangeable holes to fuck.
>>39277668
>3 best killers songs are "mr brightside" "miss atomic bomb" "somebody told me" (although my personal fave is "just another girl"). I'm pretty sure that breakup or whatever earned him his share of shekels. If he has oneitis that hard where the money doesn't even matter to him, maybe he's a cyborg after all and /our guy/
>go outside for once
>cute couples everywhere on my half hour walk
>girls on their own cross the street if they're walking my direction
>cashier in shop chatting to customer in front of me
>my turn to pay and she starts chatting to someone across the store and disregards me
>>39277329
post ur f@ce
>>39277472
Can't do. Too ugly.
>>39277496
post ur arm
So my first sexual experience was 'playing doctor' in something similar to pic related with a couple of cutie neighborhood girls whom I was friends with. I was 12 at the time; and after almost two decades I STILL get horny any time I see an inflatable pool, slip-n-slide, any kind of pool toy, etc.
Anyone else have any oddball sexual associations?
1) No.
2) GO POST YOUR NORMIE SHIT SOMEWHERE ELSE!
The girl wearing that string thong underwear farted!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTC65tZb7Sc
>>39277206
That's great anon. Really. I'm happy for you
Why do normal people always say getting a girl is easy even for you guys as long as you put actual effort into it?
I mean, for us, it's really easy to get women. But for you lads, it's obviously the complete opposite. Obtaining romances is very clearly a privilege you don't have the luxury of enjoying. It seems I'm the only "normie" who understands that you guys HAVE put in as much work as you possibly can into getting a date; only to result in failure every single time. A contrast to how some here pretty much have women lined up for them despite not lifting any fingers.
It's like how some people can get a job despite putting in only few applications, while others can go from interview-to-interview their entire lives and not get anywhere. And how those people will think the others are doing something wrong, simply because this is easy for them. Or think that getting a job entirely is easy only because, again, it is for them. Same basic premise.
The lack of empathy here in the "normie" circle, the empathy required to understand how certain things are easy for some yet hard for others, is pretty disheartening to say the least. And simply dehumanising in a general kind of sense. I'd tell the them that, but they only listen to you if you say something they agree with, or if they feel like you're on their side in some manner.
Otherwise, you're pretty much talking to a deaf person.
Great, so you understand. So what? Nothing will change because of that. Nothing ever changes. Words are meaningless.
>>39277175
So... you finally learned what i learned 2 years ago... what now? Got any advice on how to try to get past this with your blog post?
welcome to reddit, everybody. long live the snoo. have an updoot. thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
I work for the department of fucked your ass
Fuck off Geralt go get pitchforked
>>39277112
I'll leave my card on your door, cuck.
>tfw the only thing I want in life at this point is to fall asleep next to the warmth of a girl
How are you coping yourself at night anons?
>>39276854
Dude, you could easily pay for that. Not even illegal.
>feel the same way as OP for the first ever since I was at least 18
>Somehow, fortune befalls me and I get my desires fullfilled.
>She's gone, it's a shame, I couldn't convince her to stay.
>Now that I have tasted it, It's only gotten worse.
It is, by far, one of human relations' highlight, but, sometimes, I wish I could go back to not knowing.
>>39276866
That shit is fake
>>39276895
I also felt it once, 5 bloody years ago.
I know your pain, its scary how well I remember that feeling
It's Shake N' Bake Time!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qEwBi1NyBI
Want to know how far you have to catch up to be a normie? The average person our age has sex 112 times a year. Welp, time to kill myself
Here is the article for anyone interested
https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/1655402/this-is-the-amount-of-sex-the-average-person-has-in-a-year/
>>39276772
> be 18
> go to dental appointment
> doctor starts smalltalking me with his stacy assistent
> ''hey anon you remind me of that football player... whats his name again...''
> silence...
> Peter Crouch! Yeah you remind me of him
> 10 years later im a NEET virgin with developing serial killer tendencies...
>day is going well
>accidentally catch of glimpse of my reflection
>>39276747
>tfw had to travel and only have an old shitty laptop with glossy screen
>tfw have to look at my subhuman self while shitposting
at least i am paying for my sins
>>39276747
Gotta avoid those mirrors, man. They'll see you to an early grave.
>>39276747
Thats when my day usually gets better
>tfw no crispy crunchy peanut buttery backwoods