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In Xanadu did Kublai khan a stately pleasure-dome decree

the spirit of massachusets is the spirit of america

DPH makes fapping godlike

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>>37658431
Is it fun tho

>Bethesda reintroducing paid mods into Skyrim and fallout.

Another good reason not to buy your shitty walking simulators

>>37658312
>leaks for starfield
>get hype for a space cowboy RPG with bethesda budget
>they don't even fucking announce it
>"hey, remember skyrim? keep playing it and pay us more money too!"
>"hey, remember fallout 4? now you can play it in VR and pay for it again!"
>no TES 6 announcement after 6 years

i'm upset

>>37658273
>finding someone to watch stuff with

Y-Yeah.

>nord
Snow niggers, be a dunmer and abuse the fuck out of alchemy

>>37658248
High elf + apprentice. Combat is garbage in this game, do a magic character it's much more fun. And do Telvanni house questline, best one for mages.

Have fun and don't give up.

>he plays elder scrolls

what kind of bugs?

some that looks like micro butterflies?

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>>37658264
>some that looks like micro butterflies?
mainly micro moths of different sizes, but some that have these long antennae that don't look like moths. They look more like half ant/centipede/fly

Oddly enough those guys are nicer and know how to stay on the edge of my monitor. I pet them sometimes.

Fucking micro moths though, they act tough and slap my monitor and try to jock ride the plasma in my LED screen. I try to blow them away they slap my face and come back. fucking alpha chad ass moths I swear to god.

I don't kill them often because it's not in my nature but sometimes one incurs the wrath if he fucks with me too much. alpha micro moths befuckingware

you talk with them about what?

i need answers anon

>>37657991
it's an irrational act, mate

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>>37658083

Yet so many of them do it. There must be a reason

>>37657991
It makes us feel good. I reas once it releases some kind of chemical but I don't know if that's true, but it's like a little rush for me and I like to punish myself. Not everyone will get help from it, that's okay, but some do.

>>37657981
since they are normies they probably think 1 is enough you will only get 1-2 slices and starve.

>>37657981
You can always eat some pizza right now and eat nothing tomorrow to try to balance things out.

how many Good Boy points did it cost? It usually takes me a whole week to accumulate enough to spend it on a tasty pizza meal. But maybe your mommy is different than mine.

>>37657968

Write it. Then decide it whether to leave it behind or delete it.

Why suicide anon?

>>37657968
Better write it and explain everything.
Dont want them to come to any wrong conclusions and they will spend a considerable amount of time thinking about you anyway.

Also dont kill yourself etc etc..

>>37657968
>On one hand, if I don't write one my family will never have an explanation and they might blame themselves.
dude you're killing yourself are you really worried about your family here

You can buy a gram of high quality ketamine on the darknet for $110 shipped. Even less if you're in Europe.
Just weight and plan your doses so you don't become an addict. That or get decent health insurance to cover treatment.

It doesn't cure depression.

>>37657927
I've had Ketamine infusions and they've helped in several ways. Their effects were the most effective when combined with positive social stimuli.
I'm currently taking Ketamine lozenges, but I find I'm building a tolerance to them and my problems are returning gradually since I have no stable source of positive socialization.
I'd like to take these lozenges daily, but they're a scheduled drug so it can't be prescribed daily according to the clinic I'm receiving them from.
Maybe there's somewhere online I could get them from, but I lack the attention span to look through all the darknet markets for them.

>>37657910
At least shave the little thing goddamn

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>>37657920
Looks pretty average to me desu senpai

>>37657920
>not wanting smelly pubic hair in your face while you blow him

>>37657850
Having a penis? Because they're men.

NAME????!!!!!!!!!!!

please love of god sauce or a name please

xenoestrogens desu

>highschool had 3000 kids
>nobody could form some all encompassing hierarchy so nobody was bullied

>>37657837
Guess you were all just a number

which is why autists like this kind of school

>>37657837
There are only like 300 hundred people in my school

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>>37657777
Wew bucko.

and?
any noticeable benefits?

And you still look small. Pathetic,

Tfw so many cucks like this exist that I can't sense if this is ironic

That is a good example of simony.
You will burn in hell for this.

>greatful

ugh

>>37657650
AHAHAHAHA!! thats mad funny dude. you a cool dude bruh. keep on keepin on.

>>37657650
This is dark triad chad level shit. Not sure if you belong here

yeh that's a cool story but the anime shit kind of automatically discredits it