I try to browse 4chins while I'm high, but I always end up on /r9k/ and you fuckers ruin my high every time
>IN B4 REEEE NORMIE
times you were /CHAD/
>be overwieght autist
>go to massachusettes prep school
>one girl there is ur stereotypical edgelord attnwhore slut. drinks energy drinks and passes out, sucks 5 cocks a semester, alludes to bieng abused by her dad but then loving him typical fedora tier stuff.
>be her cuck friendzone loser pal
>make out like 4 times over the course of sophmore year she is dating all my friends
>go on rafting trip one year
>we alone at night she straight tells me "im horney your disgusting but since you want to fuck me so bad nows ur chance"
>im not going for it.
>finger her puss its mad nast
>stretch as hard i can can
>rip her ripped twater
*stares at you intently* 'Now, confess all of your crimes.'
THE GOOD ONES ARE ALWAYS TAKEN
>been gradually pushing "friends" away for no actual reason
>see friends all hanging out and actual enjoying life
>be a loser shitposting on 4chan all day
>not being productive
Guys, what the fuck is happening?
I just want you to smile~~
When were you when science became fake boobs superior to real boobs?
Has anyone here ever been arrested for sexual molestation of underage people?
My shit smells like chicken nuggets but all I ate last night was shit human shit
What would you do if she looked at you like this? How would you respond?
Fuck off nigga I le ubermensch from pol. You genetically inferior "people" aren't worth my time. *tips fedora*
> School Starts
> Bell rings
> Goes to Homeroom
> Bell rings again
> Goes to first period: Italian
> Does stuff with our teacher who is apparently Italian
> Weeks pass, Learns shit
> I don't really remember much
> My exams/assessments have been graded Pretty Good
> Last Day arrives
> Gets Report
> Religion- C grade
> English: B. Nice!
> Math: B (Although I did not pass the math exam)
> HSIE: B
> Science: B
> Tech, Music and PDHPE:B
> Italian: A
> Cool! But how did I get this grade?
> Recalls vague memory of a being hit in the head
> Picks up pre-ordered game from EB Games
> Goes home
> Launches Crash Bandicoot N sane trilogy on Ps4 and sits in chair. fuck yeah cunts!
> Feels a breath on the back of my fucking neck. hairs stand up.
> My heart races
> A whisper says "Mama Mia"
> A triple flip is heard and a quiet "Yahoo!" is spoken
> I am frozen.
> 2 weeks later. Me:
Where can I get a girlfriend with buttcheeks so deep I can bury my face in them and suffocate to death while inhaling the smell of her sweat and shit?
When did you realise that childhood is browsing 4chan and adulthood is accepting that reddit is better?
autistic shit you've done at school?
>have morning schedule
>rushing to get to class in time
>bunch of my money just fly out of my pockets
>girl sees my money falling out
>"hey you've lost your money!"
>shame and awkwardness hits me but i keep on walking
>"HEY YOU, BOY, YOU'VE LOST YOUR MONEY"
>instantly scream back to her
>"NOT MY MONEY, GO FUCKING TAKE IT!"
>bolt in down the hallway and then walk in class like nothing happened
>had to do a 1 hour walk home because i had no money left to take a bus
Money is less important than avoiding social interaction at all costs?