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I try to browse 4chins while I'm high, but I always end up on /r9k/ and you fuckers ruin my high every time

>Inb4 DUDE
>IN B4 REEEE NORMIE
>inb4 degenerate
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I'm browsing high right now, I like to be on high too
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shut up normie weedo

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times you were /CHAD/

>be overwieght autist
>go to massachusettes prep school
>one girl there is ur stereotypical edgelord attnwhore slut. drinks energy drinks and passes out, sucks 5 cocks a semester, alludes to bieng abused by her dad but then loving him typical fedora tier stuff.
>be her cuck friendzone loser pal
>make out like 4 times over the course of sophmore year she is dating all my friends
>go on rafting trip one year
>she goes
>we alone at night she straight tells me "im horney your disgusting but since you want to fuck me so bad nows ur chance"
>im not going for it.
>become devish
>finger her puss its mad nast
>stretch as hard i can can
>rip her ripped twater

roastiies btfo
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Kek what the fuuck

*stares at you intently* 'Now, confess all of your crimes.'
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>>38297754
Looks more like she's having some kind of gay seizure.

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THE GOOD ONES ARE ALWAYS TAKEN
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>graduate hs
>been gradually pushing "friends" away for no actual reason
>see friends all hanging out and actual enjoying life
>be a loser shitposting on 4chan all day
>not being productive
Guys, what the fuck is happening?
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>>38297730
protip: they are miserable on the inside and maintaining the facade will be their downfall
be better than everybody, study something
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>>38297730
ya know if you don't consider them as people you relate to. dont be friends with them, prtty simple.
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>>38297751
thanks originally senpai :^)

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Hey Anon!~
I just want you to smile~~
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When were you when science became fake boobs superior to real boobs?
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small natural boobs will always be superior
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>>38298699
This. Flat girls are hot.
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>>38297653
>When were you when

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=074mnAd0pVk
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I have no idea who this guy is, but I couldn't make it past the little animated intro

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Has anyone here ever been arrested for sexual molestation of underage people?
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My shit smells like chicken nuggets but all I ate last night was shit human shit
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What would you do if she looked at you like this? How would you respond?
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>>38297460
ask her if she wanted to get married.
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>>38297460
I'd probably point at my chest and look at her, surprised. By then she'll realise that I'm just a worthless fucking loser and move on.
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>>38297460
Fuck off nigga I le ubermensch from pol. You genetically inferior "people" aren't worth my time. *tips fedora*

> School Starts
> Bell rings
> Goes to Homeroom
> Bell rings again
> Goes to first period: Italian
> Does stuff with our teacher who is apparently Italian
> Weeks pass, Learns shit
> I don't really remember much
> My exams/assessments have been graded Pretty Good
> Last Day arrives
> Gets Report
> Religion- C grade
> English: B. Nice!
> Math: B (Although I did not pass the math exam)
> HSIE: B
> Science: B
> Tech, Music and PDHPE:B
> Italian: A
> Cool! But how did I get this grade?
> Recalls vague memory of a being hit in the head
> Picks up pre-ordered game from EB Games
> Goes home
> Launches Crash Bandicoot N sane trilogy on Ps4 and sits in chair. fuck yeah cunts!
> Feels a breath on the back of my fucking neck. hairs stand up.
> My heart races
> A whisper says "Mama Mia"
> A triple flip is heard and a quiet "Yahoo!" is spoken
> I am frozen.
> 2 weeks later. Me:
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Where can I get a girlfriend with buttcheeks so deep I can bury my face in them and suffocate to death while inhaling the smell of her sweat and shit?
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>'14

Nice of her to add that disclaimer for minimum BBC size

Must be at the designated white girl breeding grounds
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>>38297142
Not a bad way to kys, i suppose
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>>38297142
urban settings

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When did you realise that childhood is browsing 4chan and adulthood is accepting that reddit is better?
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>>38297096
But i moved from reddit to 4chan because of anonimity and not having to worry about opinion scores.
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>>38297096
It's called hormones, lad. Once you realised you were gay, you went over to Plebbit. Now fuck off back there you shitstain faggot
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A-at least arrows point left around here!!

>go to reddit
>upboat or downboat a post

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autistic shit you've done at school?

>have morning schedule
>rushing to get to class in time
>bunch of my money just fly out of my pockets
>girl sees my money falling out
>"hey you've lost your money!"
>shame and awkwardness hits me but i keep on walking
>"HEY YOU, BOY, YOU'VE LOST YOUR MONEY"
>instantly scream back to her
>"NOT MY MONEY, GO FUCKING TAKE IT!"
>bolt in down the hallway and then walk in class like nothing happened
>had to do a 1 hour walk home because i had no money left to take a bus
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You should've just picked it up faggot
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>>38296934
Money is less important than avoiding social interaction at all costs?
Dear lord


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