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Will she?
>original doubt

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>>36622167
will I finally get a gf
>it is not original but I want to know nonetheless

>>36622167
Am I the only one being real, while everyone else is fake?

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>>36622124
Not him, but goodluck in finding him and getting your rocks off inside his butt
I have faith in you

Bump for potential

Oringe goose

>>36622240
>>36622353

ty bros

this was the thead >>36613306

join and be comfy everyone

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comfy friday evening stream

>>36622070
>We Need To Talk About Kevin
what a fucking stressful movie
it's like you enjoy your miserable situation

>Be OP
>be a newfag who uses twitch and hadn't heard of gachimuch
>be a newfag who can't greentext
>make a shit thread that kills a good thread from page 10

>>36623181
This completely

I guarantee OP is underage

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>>36621987
Yeah. I like everything else about women, bit vaginas look weird.

Pretty sure I'm not gay, either,as guys turn me off completely.

>>36622053
I think it's normal. Vaginas are meant to be pounded, not eaten out so they have no reason to be pretty

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>>36621987
>white skin
>curvy body
>that's hot
>spreads her legs
>looks like as if pajeet smeared shit all over it

Where do Latina women fit in?

>>36621897
You can only get a hot Asian or black women if you have money.

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I want a black woman to bear my children!

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>>36621861
This is my fetish desu
Going to fap to this pic thank you OP

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>>36621861
Please tell me that's you
I wanna put that plushie between my legs while you fuck it!

>>36621861
>Why don't you just fugg your stuffies?
This is a really cute pic desu
you have a cute pee pee

>>36621859


"robot" is a term describing many different types of outcasts. It's not uncommon for robots to not fit in with other robots.

UUUUUUUUHHHH LEmme think maybe OP is a fag

>>36621859

Le Cyborg xDDDDD

But no really, you're either on one side or the other. And if you feel like you don't fit in to the world, even though you can't relate to every post here, surely you relate to some, you are a robot.

>>36621827
I have a really good idea. Stop being poor.

>>36621827
>>36621855
money is worth less than intelligence. just avoid being poor && stupid

>>36621827
>I FUCKING HATE RICH PEOPLE SO GODDAMN MUCH. EVERY RICH PERSON IS HUMAN GARBAGE

I hate Republican rich people
Democrat rich people are fine

It's like the difference between gates and, idk, the koch brothers or Walton family. One actually at least pretends he gives a shit about the world

>Get a job testing software
>Get to work from home
>They send me a paper of what to do.
>So easy anybody could do it
>95k a year plus benefits.

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>>36621787
>>36621847
WHERE DO YOU GUYS FIND APPLICATIONS FOR THESE EASY JOBS?!?! I'M TIRED OF BEING A CASHIER LOW TIER WAGIE!!!!!

>>36621787
I usually work close cash shifts at a pharmacy during the week.

>Work 4pm to midnight
>Usually does down around 6
>Get paid to banter with coworkers or do light facing and clean up
>Can sleep in and stay up late

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I'd tell you to go back to /r9k/

>>36621735
probably not

stay with her if its true love but you are entitled to pass on ur dna find a surrogate.

>>36621733
Me. The idea of me having sex is an unobtainable dream, and having (or not having) sex isn't a big deal.

If it happens, it happens. If it doesn't, it doesn't.

Kinda pointless to keep agonizing over something that isn't gonna happen.

>>36621733
Obviously not, because if it didn't matter to you then you wouldn't be here. You'd be on other boards discussing your hobbies instead of r/foreveralone.

I like to play shitty cheap games off steam
there are a couple great ones ive found, but most are shit

i'm well too poor to buy any new release game but video games are my constant escape and without them I don't know what to do myself so I play CS:S and old RPGs I can torrent now.

I used to play all day every day. Then I stopped playing video games. I never paid money for them. No desire whatsoever to play games again. It's all trash.

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>>36621695
>It'll toughen you up and turn you into an alpha badass
Lol no, it won't. You autistic fucks will still be autistic fucks, only everyone around you, including your superiors will fucking hate your spergy ass.
t. kersantti anonyymi

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>>36621695
army rejected me on psychological grounds :'(

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>>36621866
>not lying to the doctor about your mental state
Bet you can't legally own firearms either.

>>36621546
I've never asked a guy out or truly confessed to one in the first place. I called a shy guy "cute" and asked what class be was from, putting my hand on his shoulder, but he ran away. Later I heard from a classmate that he thought I was cute too and went to look for him. He was laughing with one of his girl classmates in the hallway, I got jealous, and didn't talk to him anymore.

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>>36621546
>tfw shit like this fills me with unbelievable rage and self hatred because no girl has ever even looked at me twice, much less give a fuck about my esteem
>tfw there's nothing I can really do but piss in an ocean of piss about it because I am far too uninteresting for anyone to want to do that

>>36622757
I regret being shy.